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  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,842
    edited October 21
    If you're happy to base your health or wealth on AI, maybe you want to think again.  This is from Meta AI:

    Finally got this to load.  It does seem to be a file size issue.
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  • jose
    jose Posts: 694
    Top Tip Ten
    Human Resources interviewers: shuffle the pile of CVs split them in half and throw one lot in the bin. Thus avoiding employing unlucky people.
  • MrWalker
    MrWalker Posts: 4,137
    Sick of birds in the garden?
    Try my award winning concrete bird seed.
    It's impeccable 

  • T
    T Posts: 1,349
    Saw this on Reels and this seems best place for it 

    https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOWK8YMivqZ/?igsh=aG5kamx2ZTltMzNh
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,131
    Police have confirmed that the man who tragically fell from the roof of an 18th floor nightclub was not a bouncer 
  • Swindon_Addick
    Swindon_Addick Posts: 1,677
    Some people won't be following American current affairs closely enough to get this joke. If this applies to you, you are very fortunate and you should do your best to remain in that happy state.

  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,131
    Went to see an Elbow tribute band last night. They were called Arse. To be honest, you couldn’t tell the difference 
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,131
    Went to see Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs last night. It wasn’t bad but six of the Dwarfs weren’t happy. 
  • Swindon_Addick
    Swindon_Addick Posts: 1,677
    My mate's struggling to keep up the payments that he owes for his recent exorcism. He's worried that he's going to get repossessed. 

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  • AddicksAddict
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  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,131
    Just popped down to corner shop & asked the man behind the counter ‘ have you got any Twix?’ He said he could do a bit of juggling but that was it 
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  • jose
    jose Posts: 694
    A man walks into a library and asks "Have you got any books on Pavlov's dog and Schroedinger's cat?"
    The librarian replies, "It rings a bell, but I'm not sure if it's here or not."
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,995
    "Hello, is that the Schrodinger Institute?"
    "Might be"
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