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AddicksAddict said:If you're happy to base your health or wealth on AI, maybe you want to think again. This is from Meta AI:

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Human Resources interviewers: shuffle the pile of CVs split them in half and throw one lot in the bin. Thus avoiding employing unlucky people.5 -
Sick of birds in the garden?
Try my award winning concrete bird seed.
It's impeccable
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Saw this on Reels and this seems best place for it
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOWK8YMivqZ/?igsh=aG5kamx2ZTltMzNh
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Police have confirmed that the man who tragically fell from the roof of an 18th floor nightclub was not a bouncer10
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Some people won't be following American current affairs closely enough to get this joke. If this applies to you, you are very fortunate and you should do your best to remain in that happy state.

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Went to see an Elbow tribute band last night. They were called Arse. To be honest, you couldn’t tell the difference15
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Went to see Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs last night. It wasn’t bad but six of the Dwarfs weren’t happy.5
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My mate's struggling to keep up the payments that he owes for his recent exorcism. He's worried that he's going to get repossessed.10
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Just popped down to corner shop & asked the man behind the counter ‘ have you got any Twix?’ He said he could do a bit of juggling but that was it
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A man walks into a library and asks "Have you got any books on Pavlov's dog and Schroedinger's cat?"
The librarian replies, "It rings a bell, but I'm not sure if it's here or not."2 -
"Hello, is that the Schrodinger Institute?"
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