Has the Jokes thread disappeared?

AddicksAddict

Not a joke as such but it made me chortle. .

 It was funny living in Italy, whenever I went to a bar where they didn't know me and ordered a coffee, they'd ask "Americano?" I'd reply "No, I'm Danish"  That was enough to confuse the baristi.

AddicksAddict

A horse walks into a pub and the bartender, considering all the pubs the horse frequents, asks it if it's an alcoholic.  The horse replies "I don't think I am".  POOF!  The horse disappears.

It's at this point that philosophy students start to giggle, being, as they are, familiar with the philosophical proposition cogito ergo sum, or I think, therefor I am.

To make the story accessible to everyone by explaining this concept before the punchline, would, of course, be putting Descartes before the horse.

Stig

AddicksAddict said:

A horse walks into a pub and the bartender, considering all the pubs the horse frequents, asks it if it's an alcoholic.  The horse replies "I don't think I am".  POOF!  The horse disappears.

It's at this point that philosophy students start to giggle, being, as they are, familiar with the philosophical proposition cogito ergo sum, or I think, therefor I am.

To make the story accessible to everyone by explaining this concept before the punchline, would, of course, be putting Descartes before the horse.

https://youtu.be/LukyMYp2noo

AddicksAddict

Trump‘s nothing like Hitler.

There’s no way he could write a book.

gringo

AddicksAddict said:

Trump‘s nothing like Hitler.

There’s no way he could write read a book.

amended on your behalf.