Signs collected by a flight attendant along her travels:
The sign in a Norwegian lounge reads: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
Tacked on the door of a Moscow hotel room: IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST VISIT TO THE USSR YOU ARE WELCOME TO IT.
An airline ticket office in Copenhagen reminds you: WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.
In a certain African hotel you may choose between: A ROOM WITH A VIEWOF THE SEA OR THE BACKSIDE OF THE COUNTRY.
A sign on a clothing store in Brussels read: COME INSIDE AND HAVE A FIT
This notice was posted on a Rumanian hotel elevator: THIS LIFT IS BEING FIXED FOR THE NEXT DAYS DURING THAT TIME WE REGRET THAT YOU WILLL BE UNBEARABLE.
The room service in a Lisbon hotel tells you: IF YOU WISH FOR BREAKFAST, LIFT THE TELEPHONE AND ASK FOR ROOM SERVICE. THIS WILL BE ENOUGH FOR YOU TO BRING YOUR FOOD UP.
A sign at Budapest’s zoo requests: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.
A Polish hotel informs prospective visitors in a flyer: AS FOR THE TROUT SERVED AT THE HOTEL MONOPOL, YOU WILL BE SINGING ITS PRAISE TO YOUR GRANDCHILDREN AS YOU LIE ON YOUR DEATHBED.
A dentist’s doorway in Istanbul proclaims: AMERICAN DENTIST 2ND FLOOR. TEETH EXTRACTED BY LATEST METHODISTS.
A London restaurant advertised for help this way: WANTED. MAN TO WASH DISHES AND TWO WAITRESSES
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So, here's something a little different to keep you entertained in the meantime. (A clue: it works better if you tilt it approx. 45 degrees.)
A mathmagician
First owl says 'are you taking your girlfriend out tonight?' and the second owl replies, 'to wet to woo'
The sign in a Norwegian lounge reads:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
Tacked on the door of a Moscow hotel room:
IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST VISIT TO THE USSR YOU ARE WELCOME TO IT.
An airline ticket office in Copenhagen reminds you:
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.
In a certain African hotel you may choose between:
A ROOM WITH A VIEWOF THE SEA OR THE BACKSIDE OF THE COUNTRY.
A sign on a clothing store in Brussels read:
COME INSIDE AND HAVE A FIT
This notice was posted on a Rumanian hotel elevator:
THIS LIFT IS BEING FIXED FOR THE NEXT DAYS DURING THAT TIME WE REGRET THAT YOU WILLL BE UNBEARABLE.
The room service in a Lisbon hotel tells you:
IF YOU WISH FOR BREAKFAST, LIFT THE TELEPHONE AND ASK FOR ROOM SERVICE. THIS WILL BE ENOUGH FOR YOU TO BRING YOUR FOOD UP.
A sign at Budapest’s zoo requests:
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.
A Polish hotel informs prospective visitors in a flyer:
AS FOR THE TROUT SERVED AT THE HOTEL MONOPOL, YOU WILL BE SINGING ITS PRAISE TO YOUR GRANDCHILDREN AS YOU LIE ON YOUR DEATHBED.
A dentist’s doorway in Istanbul proclaims:
AMERICAN DENTIST 2ND FLOOR. TEETH EXTRACTED BY LATEST METHODISTS.
A London restaurant advertised for help this way:
WANTED. MAN TO WASH DISHES AND TWO WAITRESSES
A sanitary owl.
We're going to be called the symbolics.
I will be sym.