Has the Jokes thread disappeared?

gringo

AddicksAddict said:

A friend worries I don't believe in organised religion.

But I do.  I believe in it just like I believe in organised crime.

And I avoid both with equal fervour.

"Im terribly sorry we must leave now!"
"but Roger, the dinner party is only just starting..."

MrWalker

A Sultan's wife is called a Sultana, or just his currant wife.

soapboxsam

MrWalker said:

A Sultan's wife is called a Sultana, or just his currant wife.

The Sultana, who can be the currant wife helps with the raisin of children 😀

R0TW

gringo said:

AddicksAddict said:

A friend worries I don't believe in organised religion.

But I do.  I believe in it just like I believe in organised crime.

And I avoid both with equal fervour.

"Im terribly sorry we must leave now!"
"but Roger, the dinner party is only just starting..."

Remember Wembley, we had such a ball.

AddicksAddict

I asked a sex worker for a nurse roleplay session and when I got there she threatened to go on strike, harangued me about the state of NHS funding and then fell asleep, exhausted after a 14-hour shift.

_MrDick

my wife  is fed up with me  over my obsession with sausages. I said to her “how about I take you away for a few days to take our minds off this problem.? She agreed. A nice few days in Cumberland and Lincolnshire should do  the trick.

DaveMehmet

_MrDick said:

my wife  is fed up with me  over my obsession with sausages. I said to her “how about I take you away for a few days to take our minds off this problem.? She agreed. A nice few days in Cumberland and Lincolnshire should do  the trick.

That’s hardly a banger of a joke mate 

Watameire

_MrDick said:

my wife  is fed up with me  over my obsession with sausages. I said to her “how about I take you away for a few days to take our minds off this problem.? She agreed. A nice few days in Cumberland and Lincolnshire should do  the trick.

You need Toulouse that obsession 

Fumbluff

Watameire said:

_MrDick said:

my wife  is fed up with me  over my obsession with sausages. I said to her “how about I take you away for a few days to take our minds off this problem.? She agreed. A nice few days in Cumberland and Lincolnshire should do  the trick.

You need Toulouse that obsession 

Please stop, I’m smashing my head against the walls here…