Cat Stevens' set at Glastonbury was a triumph. What a Legend. Not long after a roadie was walking past his luxury Caravan at Glasto and saw him outside looking quite emotional. He said "You alright Cat?" He just shook his head pointed at his Caravan and replied "Awning has Broken".
A penguin is driving and his car breaks down. He takes it to a garage and while he is waiting for it to be fixed goes and has some lovely vanilla ice cream. He goes back to the garage and the mechanic says ' Looks like you've blown a seal'. 'No' says the penguin, 'just had some ice cream'
Joseph has a warm pie on the table. He cuts Mary a piece of pie and she is thrilled by how amazing it tastes. So she asks Joseph, “Where did you get this pie from?”
Joseph tells Mary “I baked it!”
“Baked it?” Says Mary.
“Yes, right here in our home from scratch!” Says Joseph.
Mary looks at him confused then says “But we don’t have an oven.”
So Joseph looks her straight in the eyes and say “God helped me.”
Mary looks at Joseph annoyed, “Please, not this again.” as Joseph screams
A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, “What is this, Father?”
The father, never having seen an elevator, responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don’t know what it is.”
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number. and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son…
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Not long after a roadie was walking past his luxury Caravan at Glasto and saw him outside looking quite emotional. He said "You alright Cat?"
He just shook his head pointed at his Caravan and replied "Awning has Broken".
He goes back to the garage and the mechanic says ' Looks like you've blown a seal'.
'No' says the penguin, 'just had some ice cream'
Caller: "From the waist down".