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Erling Haaland

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  • Cafc43v3r
    Cafc43v3r Posts: 21,600
    Chunes said:
    If he's on a goal bonus, he's on course to bankrupt the Saudi royal family
    Newcastle are paying him as well?
  • Cafc43v3r
    Cafc43v3r Posts: 21,600

  • Addick Addict
    Addick Addict Posts: 39,756
    Jeez he has just hit one so hard he must have almost broken the keeper's wrists!
  • Cafc43v3r
    Cafc43v3r Posts: 21,600
    Up to 28th in the all time CL goals scorers now.
  • Addick Addict
    Addick Addict Posts: 39,756
    32 minutes and it's two for Haaland
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,222
    This City team is one of the most exciting teams ever to watch. Every one of their midfielders has amazing passing ability, so any time they get into the opponent's half you're sat there thinking is he going to thread haaland through here, because if he does they're probably going to score
  • Cafc43v3r
    Cafc43v3r Posts: 21,600
    Cafc43v3r said:
    Up to 28th in the all time CL goals scorers now.
    27th
  • Addick Addict
    Addick Addict Posts: 39,756
    9 touches
    4 shots on target
    2 goals
  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,102
    I think he’s all hype.
    Bloke hasn’t scored a Champions League hat trick since 2019.

     ;) 
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,943
    Reminds me of Messi and Ronaldo 10 years ago when you just expected at least a goal a game from them.

    Crazy numbers.
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  • Gravesend_Addick
    Gravesend_Addick Posts: 7,299
    Oh stop it!!

    I've watched football all my life & I've never seen anyone like Erling Haaland.  Ridiculous
  • Cafc43v3r
    Cafc43v3r Posts: 21,600
    Cafc43v3r said:
    The Haaland family have now scored as many goals for Manchester City (21) as the Brightwell family, though the Brightwells have more women's 800m gold medals from the Olympics.

    Edit TBF the Brightwells did play nearly 400 games for city.  
    Erling Haaland now draws level with Ian Brightwell on 19, and in 370 fewer games.
  • Cafc43v3r
    Cafc43v3r Posts: 21,600
    edited October 2022
    He’s now level with Ryan Giggs and Jean-Pierre Papin on Champions League goals.

    Haaland has now scored 1.0% of all Man City goals in PL & CL history
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,222
    North Lower Neil said:
    Reminds me of Messi and Ronaldo 10 years ago when you just expected at least a goal a game from them.

    Crazy numbers.
    He is never going to make chances himself like those two, but he is like a fat Ronaldo on steroids... don't know how any team can defend against him when he is being supplied by the players in this city team 
  • Addick Addict
    Addick Addict Posts: 39,756
    Haaland has the physical presence, heading ability and shot of a Shearer, the pace especially with the ball at his feet of an Henry and the predatory instincts of an Aguero. He is one greedy bastard to possess all of them!


  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,650
    edited October 2022
    I think he’s peaked, and on the way down,  should have had a hat trick after 26 minutes,
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,943
    I find it hilarious that United could have had him for 2 or 3 years but got scared off by the release clause.

    Yeah, because him banging in goal after goal for you and then you making a profit when he decides to leave would have been so terrible.  

    Lucky they kept the cash and spent it on Telles.
  • Addick Addict
    Addick Addict Posts: 39,756
    Taken off at half time by Pep. You just can't please some Managers.
  • Addick Addict
    Addick Addict Posts: 39,756
    North Lower Neil said:
    I find it hilarious that United could have had him for 2 or 3 years but got scared off by the release clause.

    Yeah, because him banging in goal after goal for you and then you making a profit when he decides to leave would have been so terrible.  

    Lucky they kept the cash and spent it on Telles.
    To be fair they did get Maguire for a bargain £80m 
  • Cafc43v3r
    Cafc43v3r Posts: 21,600
    Hooked at half time, see you all at the weekend.
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  • Cafc43v3r
    Cafc43v3r Posts: 21,600
    edited October 2022
    Bet he is fuming, the hat trick that got away.

    Southampton are going to pay!!!
  • cafcpolo
    cafcpolo Posts: 3,811
    Addick Addict said:
    Taken off at half time by Pep. You just can't please some Managers.
    Resting it for 45mins recharges the robots battery to 130%. Saints are fucked.
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,943
    Addick Addict said:
    Taken off at half time by Pep. You just can't please some Managers.
    He'll be alright once he settles.
  • Chunes
    Chunes Posts: 17,344
    O'Connell and Lavelle would do a job on him. 
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,943
    Chunes said:
    O'Connell and Lavelle would do a job on him. 
    I know if we got City in the cup they'd play the reserves and kids and still beat us 4-0 or whatever, but can you imagine if we actually came up against their first team properly going for it?

    Haaland would score about 10.
  • cafcpolo
    cafcpolo Posts: 3,811
    edited October 2022
    Hes now apparently scored 1% of all goals City have scored in the PL & CL.
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,650
    Could have over 20 league goals by Christmas which would be pretty good.
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,943
    He could have over 20 league goals in a couple of weeks' time, let alone Christmas.
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,650
    North Lower Neil said:
    He could have over 20 league goals in a couple of weeks' time, let alone Christmas.
    I didn’t want to put too much pressure on the lad, I know he’s a keen reader of Charlton Life.
  • ISawLeaburnScore
    ISawLeaburnScore Posts: 9,779
    Mendonca In Asdas said:
    North Lower Neil said:
    He could have over 20 league goals in a couple of weeks' time, let alone Christmas.
    I didn’t want to put too much pressure on the lad, I know he’s a keen reader of Charlton Life.
    The way Southampton defend, he might get to 20 by 17:00 this Saturday...

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