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  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,717
    iaitch said:
    Is she going to hold you between her knees?
    Only if he's cutting hair 
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Unfortunately my hair hasn’t grown at all. 
  • jonseventyfive
    jonseventyfive Posts: 3,359
    Hair is as bad as my Lloyds shares, some body once said they'd come good as well. 
  • JohnfromNorfolk
    JohnfromNorfolk Posts: 1,324
    I'm beginning to look like a aging hippie.

  • JohnfromNorfolk
    JohnfromNorfolk Posts: 1,324
    Hair soon be down to my shoulder, wife reluctant to give it a trim.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,387
    Decided to get my eldest to No3 it again all over.  Got a six week beard though now, and gonna leave that as a challenge to see it she can merge it in without making a ricket...

    Got to challenge her bless her!
  • stop_shouting
    stop_shouting Posts: 3,684
    edited May 2020
    The wife done mine with the worse pair of clippers know to man. Bearing in mind she’s never done anything like this (so she says), she ain’t done a bad job. Had to pull her about the back tho 😱
  • stop_shouting
    stop_shouting Posts: 3,684
    edited May 2020


  • stop_shouting
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  • Elthamaddick
    Elthamaddick Posts: 15,835
    just go No 1 all over mate, that's what I did yesterday

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  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,057
    edited May 2020
    stop_shouting said:


    The front is good, but she needs to sort out your furry neck :smile:
  • stop_shouting
    stop_shouting Posts: 3,684
    Covered End said:
    stop_shouting said:


    The front is good, but she needs to sort out your furry neck :smile:
    😂 the battery on the  clippers ran out so she’s sorted it out now! I had no idea I had such a hairy neck!
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,960
    stop_shouting said:
    The wife done mine with the worse pair of clippers know to man. Bearing in mind she’s never done anything like this (so she says), she ain’t done a bad job. Had to pull her about the back tho 😱
    The expression on your face suggests she inserted the clippers somewhere painful...
  • stop_shouting
    stop_shouting Posts: 3,684
    killerandflash said:
    stop_shouting said:
    The wife done mine with the worse pair of clippers know to man. Bearing in mind she’s never done anything like this (so she says), she ain’t done a bad job. Had to pull her about the back tho 😱
    The expression on your face suggests she inserted the clippers somewhere painful...
    Yeah never been the best at taking a selfie mate!
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,381
    very strange .. the longer my hair gets , the larger my bald spot becomes .. and NO, I am not going for the B Charlton comb over look 
  • Boom
    Boom Posts: 1,681
    killerandflash said:
    stop_shouting said:
    The wife done mine with the worse pair of clippers know to man. Bearing in mind she’s never done anything like this (so she says), she ain’t done a bad job. Had to pull her about the back tho 😱
    The expression on your face suggests she inserted the clippers somewhere painful...
    He wishes
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,909
    stop_shouting said:
    The wife done mine with the worse pair of clippers know to man. Bearing in mind she’s never done anything like this (so she says), she ain’t done a bad job. Had to pull her about the back tho 😱
    Alan Pardew's let himself go.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,820
    Dazzler21 said:
    Before:

    After the Mrs got the scissors out.

    Beard looking patchy as hell.
    Hair looks good, beard needs some tic 
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,989
    ElfsborgAddick said:

    I'm approaching this period again, fast!
    Andrew Lloyd Webber?
  • Rothko
    Rothko Posts: 18,814
    So I bit the bullet, found a decent set of clippers which had 36mm long combs, and had a go, and haven't made a mess, find out in two weeks once it grows out a bit 

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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,881

    Come onto this thread to say that's it,  i can't take any more, going to let the wife do her best with the clippers.

    Just seen @stop_shouting pics and have sounded the abandon ship horn!!

  • Rothko
    Rothko Posts: 18,814


    DIY clipper job
  • Addick Addict
    Addick Addict Posts: 39,884
    I used clippers last week and now have the shortest hair for over 50 years. I would post a picture but the need to respect those too young to watch X rated movies prevents me from doing so!
  • KBslittlesis
    KBslittlesis Posts: 8,652
    Rothko said:


    DIY clipper job
    You’re like a fine wine 😘😘
    Hope you & your beautiful family are staying safe 🙏🏻❤️
  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,830
    Im thinking about letting the wife have a go
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,498
    All in all I've been quite impressed with the wife's efforts.


  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,989
    carly burn said:
    All in all I've been quite impressed with the wife's efforts.


    We've never met, but that's just how I imagined you. Spooky!
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,387
    IdleHans said:
    carly burn said:
    All in all I've been quite impressed with the wife's efforts.


    We've never met, but that's just how I imagined you. Spooky!
    You ain't in a Slade tribute band are you?
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,989
    Courtesy of Little Miss Idle and some cheap clippers from China. I've had worse chops than this.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,881
    clb74 said:
    Im thinking about letting the wife have a go
    How could she resist!!

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