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The thought of going to the gym6
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Bike lane that replaced the dual carriageway in Albion Road, Bexleyheath. Must have driven along it 5 times a week in last 12 months and only seen 3 bikers in that time. Thanks Boris.2
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Just been down it myself today and, once again, no cyclistsbolloxbolder said:Bike lane that replaced the dual carriageway in Albion Road, Bexleyheath. Must have driven along it 5 times a week in last 12 months and only seen 3 bikers in that time. Thanks Boris.0 -
Utterly ridiculous and a complete waste of time and money.
Whoever is the designer/planner for Becleyheath’s roads deserves a severe shoeing.2 -
Macronate said:Utterly ridiculous and a complete waste of time and money.
Whoever is the designer/planner for Becleyheath’s roads deserves a severe shoeing.
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Since we don't have a thread about Things That Faintly Amuse You, I'll stick this here: that thing where you know for definite the train won't be arriving for five minutes, but then one person starts running to the platform, and because one person starts running, then everybody starts running. Even though the train isn't there. You can see it isn''t there. People are so easily led.3
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That roundabout with the moody pedestrian crossings down by the Bowling Alley of Albion Road is a joke.Macronate said:Utterly ridiculous and a complete waste of time and money.
Whoever is the designer/planner for Becleyheath’s roads deserves a severe shoeing.6 -
Actually there is a thread for amusementhawksmoor said:Since we don't have a thread about Things That Faintly Amuse You, I'll stick this here: that thing where you know for definite the train won't be arriving for five minutes, but then one person starts running to the platform, and because one person starts running, then everybody starts running. Even though the train isn't there. You can see it isn''t there. People are so easily led.
https://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/86040/general-things-that-amuse-you
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On a similar theme, around 11 o'clock this morning in my office, I noticed about 25 people from the various teams across the floor heading into our main meeting room. I hadn't been invited to this meeting and had no idea what it was about, but it looked like it might be something interesting so I decided to sneak in uninvited.hawksmoor said:Since we don't have a thread about Things That Faintly Amuse You, I'll stick this here: that thing where you know for definite the train won't be arriving for five minutes, but then one person starts running to the platform, and because one person starts running, then everybody starts running. Even though the train isn't there. You can see it isn''t there. People are so easily led.
Turns out it was a repeat of a briefing I attended yesterday for the benefit of staff who weren't in the office yesterday. To make matters worse, it was chaired by our Group Director and CEO - I couldn't walk out because that would look odd, and if they saw me and happened to remember that I'd gone to the first one, that would also look odd as they'd be wondering why the f*%k I wanted to listen to the same boring nonsense two days in a row. Spent an hour hiding behind someone's shoulder.20 -
Back to trains, stand at the platform every morning in the exact spot where the doors stop. When the train comes in and starts slowing down, I am then unable to stop myself from following it down the platform and getting on at a completely different door. Weird.6
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Underwear with days of the week on them. Firstly, if it's adult underwear grow up. And the person to design children's underwear with days of the week on want shooting. Will the child wear underwear from any other day? Will they heck. Can you find the correct day, ever? Hell to the no.3
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And if you shit your pants on Wednesday, you can't put clean ones on 'til Thursday.McBobbin said:Underwear with days of the week on them. Firstly, if it's adult underwear grow up. And the person to design children's underwear with days of the week on want shooting. Will the child wear underwear from any other day? Will they heck. Can you find the correct day, ever? Hell to the no.12 -
McBobbin said:Underwear with days of the week on them. Firstly, if it's adult underwear grow up. And the person to design children's underwear with days of the week on want shooting. Will the child wear underwear from any other day? Will they heck. Can you find the correct day, ever? Hell to the no.
Craig David split up with many of his girlfriends over this.5 -
Craig David6
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I once chatted to a girl (friend of a friend) in a pub who admitted it was her dad that designed it. Lovely lass & would have dated her just so I could have had a word with her dad..............ValleyGary said:
That roundabout with the moody pedestrian crossings down by the Bowling Alley of Albion Road is a joke.Macronate said:Utterly ridiculous and a complete waste of time and money.
Whoever is the designer/planner for Becleyheath’s roads deserves a severe shoeing.
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People not appreciating the pearls I wisdom I cast before them on this forum.2
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And back to trains again (Charlton fans? Trains?), when a train arrives on the opposite platform, I judge where the doors will be on my platform so I can get first bagsy on getting on past the children and old ladies, and f*ck me if where I'm standing is right slap bang in the coupling between two bastard carriages, so I have to quickly gauge which carriage to get on, left or right. But it doesn't matter anyway because now I'm last on and the only seat left is between two fat people, and I don't want to squeeze in-between two fat people, one of whom is asleep and the other has got a right sweat on. So I end up standing with the hump all the way.MrLargo said:Back to trains, stand at the platform every morning in the exact spot where the doors stop. When the train comes in and starts slowing down, I am then unable to stop myself from following it down the platform and getting on at a completely different door. Weird.4 -
Instagram, Facebook and WhatsApp not working properly. I’ve actually had to do some work today.1
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People who use the lift to go 1 floor4
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Leaving the hot water tap running and soaking the floor, hand dipped into said very hot water didn't chear me up much either, tit.0
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Thatll be me but im obesesnowinberlin said:People who use the lift to go 1 floor0 -
If you see something that doesn’t look right...see it say it, sorted. Oyster cards without a suitable extension. One for all fellow commuters. Don’t fkn play the same announcement 6 times on one journey!!
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I dont get the announcement that unattended luggage may be destroyedkafka said:If you see something that doesn’t look right...see it say it, sorted. Oyster cards without a suitable extension. One for all fellow commuters. Don’t fkn play the same announcement 6 times on one journey!!
Is there some kind of machine that destroys luggage?0 -
I believe there are several and that this is the best job in the world. Destroying people’s luggage. I would do this for any salary offered...snowinberlin said:
I dont get the announcement that unattended luggage may be destroyedkafka said:If you see something that doesn’t look right...see it say it, sorted. Oyster cards without a suitable extension. One for all fellow commuters. Don’t fkn play the same announcement 6 times on one journey!!
Is there some kind of machine that destroys luggage?1 -
Fumbluff said:
I believe there are several and that this is the best job in the world. Destroying people’s luggage. I would do this for any salary offered...snowinberlin said:
I dont get the announcement that unattended luggage may be destroyedkafka said:If you see something that doesn’t look right...see it say it, sorted. Oyster cards without a suitable extension. One for all fellow commuters. Don’t fkn play the same announcement 6 times on one journey!!
Is there some kind of machine that destroys luggage?Especially the ruck sacks that the fuckers wear on the trains.3 -
Our dog treading in dog shit today.1
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The correct term is "Spanish luggage handlers"snowinberlin said:
I dont get the announcement that unattended luggage may be destroyedkafka said:If you see something that doesn’t look right...see it say it, sorted. Oyster cards without a suitable extension. One for all fellow commuters. Don’t fkn play the same announcement 6 times on one journey!!
Is there some kind of machine that destroys luggage?13 -
kafka said:If you see something that doesn’t look right....Saw a twat in Palace gear, but the British Transport Police just laughed it off3
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Becycleyheath?DaveMehmet said:Macronate said:Utterly ridiculous and a complete waste of time and money.
Whoever is the designer/planner for Becleyheath’s roads deserves a severe shoeing.
Unless they can spell Bexleyheath correctly0
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