I’ve been checking and checking to make sure you’ve got everyone in there and bugger me, yes you have. Hang on, wait a minute, nobody from Vanuatu 😀
Am I being stupid or is English missing?
Brit
Why is Welshman, Scotsman and Northern Irishman on there, but not Enlgishman
Because the English have been so successful in exporting English culture around the world using the "British" brand that the rest of the word can't tell the difference. The Scots, Welsh and Northern Irish have been rather less successful in this and so have to make more of their differences to the generic British brand. Therefore they get noticed as being something different and we don't.
Not very funny for a joke thread, but absolutely true.
I’ve been checking and checking to make sure you’ve got everyone in there and bugger me, yes you have. Hang on, wait a minute, nobody from Vanuatu 😀
Am I being stupid or is English missing?
Brit
Why is Welshman, Scotsman and Northern Irishman on there, but not Enlgishman
Because the English have been so successful in exporting English culture around the world using the "British" brand that the rest of the word can't tell the difference. The Scots, Welsh and Northern Irish have been rather less successful in this and so have to make more of their differences to the generic British brand. Therefore they get noticed as being something different and we don't.
Not very funny for a joke thread, but absolutely true.
Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus', they have designed the 'Clitaurus'.
It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it, let alone turn it on, even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.
Rumour has it that it can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.
New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain and horribly expensive to get rid of.
Used models may initially appear to have kerb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel and the kerb weight typically increases with age.
Manufacturers are baffled as to why the size of the boot increases over time, but say that the paint may just make it 'look' bigger.
The model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one and replace it when it becomes troublesome.
Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus', they have designed the 'Clitaurus'.
I also heard that Porsche has formed a partnership with old car makers, Riley, and Hyundai to remarket Hyundai's Accent. The vehicle is aimed at upper-class people only and will be called Riley Porsche Accent.
A jock by the name of Jim White has a programme that's aired on Talk-Shite, He appeared in The Sun praising Two Shats, his chum, Will we ever get rid of this blight?
A jock by the name of Jim White has a programme that's aired on Talk-Shite, He appeared in The Sun praising Two Shat's, his chum, Will we ever get rid of this blight?
Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus', they have designed the 'Clitaurus'.
It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it, let alone turn it on, even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.
Rumour has it that it can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.
New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain and horribly expensive to get rid of.
Used models may initially appear to have kerb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel and the kerb weight typically increases with age.
Manufacturers are baffled as to why the size of the boot increases over time, but say that the paint may just make it 'look' bigger.
The model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one and replace it when it becomes troublesome.
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Not very funny for a joke thread, but absolutely true.
Turns out it was in her sister !
She said "I don't think it's in yet".
I said "that's the one!"
The Englishman man says in my local you buy 4 pints and you get the fifth one free
The Scotsman say aye that's nothing in my home town you buy three and then the 4th is free along with a whisky chaser
The Irishman says well in my local in Derry all the drinks are free and then you go upstairs and get laid !
Well that's brilliant paddy say the other two "did this happen to you? " they ask
Paddy replies " no ..but it happened to me sister"
It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it, let alone turn it on, even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.
Rumour has it that it can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.
New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain and horribly expensive to get rid of.
Used models may initially appear to have kerb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel and the kerb weight typically increases with age.
Manufacturers are baffled as to why the size of the boot increases over time, but say that the paint may just make it 'look' bigger.
The model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one and replace it when it becomes troublesome.
Has a radio show that’s full of shite.
Please complete
But fans ended up with ever more despair
Then they went to the stayen hotel for Jim to have a munch
Shit shit shit shit shit shit.
has a programme that's aired on Talk-Shite,
He appeared in The Sun
praising Two Shats, his chum,
Will we ever get rid of this blight?
She said yes, so I ran my finger across her lip and that's how the fight started.
"I hear someone threw a pound coin on the pitch at your place Saturday "
"police didn't know if it was a missile or an offer for the club.