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  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051

    I think the death of the jazz mag is quite sad

    Especially one found in a bush. There was a real sense of achievement back in the day. You earned that wank. Kids these days don't know they are born.
  • LawrieAbrahams
    LawrieAbrahams Posts: 3,779
    Dear

    My problem with Love Island isn't a macho thing (anyone who knows me will vouch for that...). It is a cheap, shit, mindnumbing, shallow twat, television thing. :wink:

    In our team meeting this morning, which I missed, the team leader has banned any talking about Love Island because there have been complaints from others that it's making them ill. I, for one, am delighted. I can avoid watching it or reading about but I can't avoid the constant chatter about it at work.
  • bexleyaddick
    bexleyaddick Posts: 478

    My problem with Love Island isn't a macho thing (anyone who knows me will vouch for that...). It is a cheap, shit, mindnumbing, shallow twat, television thing. :wink:

    this, with bells on.....

  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,255
    McBobbin said:

    I think the death of the jazz mag is quite sad

    Especially one found in a bush. There was a real sense of achievement back in the day. You earned that wank. Kids these days don't know they are born.
    Or for people of my generation, a vhs. My best mate’s Dad was Italian. We were blessed in that respect
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    edited June 2018
    cabbles said:

    McBobbin said:

    I think the death of the jazz mag is quite sad

    Especially one found in a bush. There was a real sense of achievement back in the day. You earned that wank. Kids these days don't know they are born.
    Or for people of my generation, a vhs. My best mate’s Dad was Italian. We were blessed in that respect
    My best mates Dad (when we were about 12) had chixxx with dixxx volume 3 on dvd.... we put it on and i was scared to death as it wasn’t what I expected (can’t speak for my mate) and I didn’t trust birds until they were well and truly groped... this practice stopped when I was about 16.

    Thank you CL for being therapy again.
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,255
    Dazzler21 said:

    cabbles said:

    McBobbin said:

    I think the death of the jazz mag is quite sad

    Especially one found in a bush. There was a real sense of achievement back in the day. You earned that wank. Kids these days don't know they are born.
    Or for people of my generation, a vhs. My best mate’s Dad was Italian. We were blessed in that respect
    My best mates Dad (when we were about 12) had chixxx with dixxx volume 3 on dvd.... we put it on and i was scared to death as it wasn’t what I expected (can’t speak for my mate) and I didn’t trust birds until they were well and truly groped... this practice stopped when I was about 16.

    Thank you CL for being therapy again.
    The one we sessioned was called Hot Drops. Probably 20 odd years old now
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    Dazzler21 said:

    cabbles said:

    McBobbin said:

    I think the death of the jazz mag is quite sad

    Especially one found in a bush. There was a real sense of achievement back in the day. You earned that wank. Kids these days don't know they are born.
    Or for people of my generation, a vhs. My best mate’s Dad was Italian. We were blessed in that respect
    My best mates Dad (when we were about 12) had chixxx with dixxx volume 3 on dvd.... we put it on and i was scared to death as it wasn’t what I expected (can’t speak for my mate) and I didn’t trust birds until they were well and truly groped... this practice stopped when I was about 16.

    Thank you CL for being therapy again.
    Unfortunately when you were 17 you wished you had carried on testing.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,153

    MrOneLung said:

    When there is a delay in your toaster popping up and you putting the butter on, so the butter just sits on the toast rather than soaking in.

    I prefer cold toast with unmelted butter.
    "You're weird Lance..."
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,867
    Staff in coffee shots that call it an “expresso”. It’s written on the wall behind you and you’re still getting it wrong you cretin.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,741

    MrOneLung said:

    When there is a delay in your toaster popping up and you putting the butter on, so the butter just sits on the toast rather than soaking in.

    I prefer cold toast with unmelted butter.
    "You're weird Lance..."
    I used to also dip buttered toast in my tea when I was a kid.

    That AND my milk in first shenanigans will get me run out of town.
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  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,039
    buckshee said:

    Staff in coffee shots that call it an “expresso”. It’s written on the wall behind you and you’re still getting it wrong you cretin.

    If you translate espresso it is expressed. So........
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,952
    iainment said:

    buckshee said:

    Staff in coffee shots that call it an “expresso”. It’s written on the wall behind you and you’re still getting it wrong you cretin.

    If you translate espresso it is expressed. So........
    So it's still wrong.

    You wouldn't go into a bakery and ask for a 'bread of chocolate' for example.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    edited June 2018
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  • Not sure if I'm annoyed exactly, but I am unsettled by Serena Williams catsuit
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,024
    Oversized packaging: disappointing for the consumer, bad for the environment.
  • To_Be_Franck
    To_Be_Franck Posts: 1,095
    Don't want to sound like a broken record @MrLargo but.......

    Pic?

  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,867
    Stig said:

    Oversized packaging: disappointing for the consumer, bad for the environment.

    Back to Serena Williams
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,039

    iainment said:

    buckshee said:

    Staff in coffee shots that call it an “expresso”. It’s written on the wall behind you and you’re still getting it wrong you cretin.

    If you translate espresso it is expressed. So........
    So it's still wrong.

    You wouldn't go into a bakery and ask for a 'bread of chocolate' for example.
    What is a bread of chocolate?
  • Redskin
    Redskin Posts: 3,112
    iainment said:

    iainment said:

    buckshee said:

    Staff in coffee shots that call it an “expresso”. It’s written on the wall behind you and you’re still getting it wrong you cretin.

    If you translate espresso it is expressed. So........
    So it's still wrong.

    You wouldn't go into a bakery and ask for a 'bread of chocolate' for example.
    What is a bread of chocolate?
    Pain au chocolat
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,039
    Redskin said:

    iainment said:

    iainment said:

    buckshee said:

    Staff in coffee shots that call it an “expresso”. It’s written on the wall behind you and you’re still getting it wrong you cretin.

    If you translate espresso it is expressed. So........
    So it's still wrong.

    You wouldn't go into a bakery and ask for a 'bread of chocolate' for example.
    What is a bread of chocolate?
    Pain au chocolat
    You might guess I've never eaten it.
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  • Redskin
    Redskin Posts: 3,112
    iainment said:

    Redskin said:

    iainment said:

    iainment said:

    buckshee said:

    Staff in coffee shots that call it an “expresso”. It’s written on the wall behind you and you’re still getting it wrong you cretin.

    If you translate espresso it is expressed. So........
    So it's still wrong.

    You wouldn't go into a bakery and ask for a 'bread of chocolate' for example.
    What is a bread of chocolate?
    Pain au chocolat
    You might guess I've never eaten it.
    Its a chocolate croissant. You've not missed out.
  • People pronouncing aitch with an h as the first letter.

    TV journalists---take today,the 79 year-old guardsman falls from his horse in Trooping The Colour."He is believed
    to be receiving medical attention". No s**t.

    Goalkeepers looking round for a team-mate's congratulations after making a save---that's your job,you muppet.

    Drivers who can't bothered to signal or to position their cars correctly when turning right.

    Just going for a lie-down.


  • To_Be_Franck
    To_Be_Franck Posts: 1,095
    edited June 2018

    People pronouncing aitch with an h as the first letter.

    TV journalists---take today,the 79 year-old guardsman falls from his horse in Trooping The Colour."He is believed
    to be receiving medical attention". No s**t.

    Goalkeepers looking round for a team-mate's congratulations after making a save---that's your job,you muppet.




    Likewise when strikers score ?
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948

    People pronouncing aitch with an h as the first letter.

    TV journalists---take today,the 79 year-old guardsman falls from his horse in Trooping The Colour."He is believed
    to be receiving medical attention". No s**t.

    Goalkeepers looking round for a team-mate's congratulations after making a save---that's your job,you muppet.

    Drivers who can't bothered to signal or to position their cars correctly when turning right.

    Just going for a lie-down.


    You got the hump?
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    edited June 2018
    The continuous slew of Halifax adverts going down TV memory lane. Next up Professor Yaffle tells us how to save money and best loan advice by Mr Benn. I can’t change the channel fast enough.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Mrs Brown's Boy, how the fuck he got a Saturday night primetime slot on the BBC is a mystery.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,741

    Mrs Brown's Boy, how the fuck he got a Saturday night primetime slot on the BBC is a mystery.

    Bang on mate. It’s about as funny as AIDS.
  • JaShea99
    JaShea99 Posts: 5,458

    Mrs Brown's Boy, how the fuck he got a Saturday night primetime slot on the BBC is a mystery.

    I think it says something about the kind of people who are in on a Saturday night to watch it.
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,628
    Too many today.......

    Compliance officers who've never done the job & then refer to some nonsensical ruling that is 18 months out of date....

    Cold callers who just hang up when I tell them I don't have PPI, have already moved my pension & can arrange my own life assurance.....at least be polite, say sorry for troubling you & then say goodbye....manners cost nothing....
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    JaShea99 said:

    Mrs Brown's Boy, how the fuck he got a Saturday night primetime slot on the BBC is a mystery.

    I think it says something about the kind of people who are in on a Saturday night to watch it.
    Lol I don't watch the telly on any night if I can help it and that ain't because I have a buzzin social life, but seeing that programme was on at that time on a Saturday, I was dumbfounded
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