My problem with Love Island isn't a macho thing (anyone who knows me will vouch for that...). It is a cheap, shit, mindnumbing, shallow twat, television thing.
In our team meeting this morning, which I missed, the team leader has banned any talking about Love Island because there have been complaints from others that it's making them ill. I, for one, am delighted. I can avoid watching it or reading about but I can't avoid the constant chatter about it at work.
My problem with Love Island isn't a macho thing (anyone who knows me will vouch for that...). It is a cheap, shit, mindnumbing, shallow twat, television thing.
Especially one found in a bush. There was a real sense of achievement back in the day. You earned that wank. Kids these days don't know they are born.
Or for people of my generation, a vhs. My best mate’s Dad was Italian. We were blessed in that respect
My best mates Dad (when we were about 12) had chixxx with dixxx volume 3 on dvd.... we put it on and i was scared to death as it wasn’t what I expected (can’t speak for my mate) and I didn’t trust birds until they were well and truly groped... this practice stopped when I was about 16.
Especially one found in a bush. There was a real sense of achievement back in the day. You earned that wank. Kids these days don't know they are born.
Or for people of my generation, a vhs. My best mate’s Dad was Italian. We were blessed in that respect
My best mates Dad (when we were about 12) had chixxx with dixxx volume 3 on dvd.... we put it on and i was scared to death as it wasn’t what I expected (can’t speak for my mate) and I didn’t trust birds until they were well and truly groped... this practice stopped when I was about 16.
Thank you CL for being therapy again.
The one we sessioned was called Hot Drops. Probably 20 odd years old now
Especially one found in a bush. There was a real sense of achievement back in the day. You earned that wank. Kids these days don't know they are born.
Or for people of my generation, a vhs. My best mate’s Dad was Italian. We were blessed in that respect
My best mates Dad (when we were about 12) had chixxx with dixxx volume 3 on dvd.... we put it on and i was scared to death as it wasn’t what I expected (can’t speak for my mate) and I didn’t trust birds until they were well and truly groped... this practice stopped when I was about 16.
Thank you CL for being therapy again.
Unfortunately when you were 17 you wished you had carried on testing.
People pronouncing aitch with an h as the first letter.
TV journalists---take today,the 79 year-old guardsman falls from his horse in Trooping The Colour."He is believed to be receiving medical attention". No s**t.
Goalkeepers looking round for a team-mate's congratulations after making a save---that's your job,you muppet.
Drivers who can't bothered to signal or to position their cars correctly when turning right.
People pronouncing aitch with an h as the first letter.
TV journalists---take today,the 79 year-old guardsman falls from his horse in Trooping The Colour."He is believed to be receiving medical attention". No s**t.
Goalkeepers looking round for a team-mate's congratulations after making a save---that's your job,you muppet.
People pronouncing aitch with an h as the first letter.
TV journalists---take today,the 79 year-old guardsman falls from his horse in Trooping The Colour."He is believed to be receiving medical attention". No s**t.
Goalkeepers looking round for a team-mate's congratulations after making a save---that's your job,you muppet.
Drivers who can't bothered to signal or to position their cars correctly when turning right.
The continuous slew of Halifax adverts going down TV memory lane. Next up Professor Yaffle tells us how to save money and best loan advice by Mr Benn. I can’t change the channel fast enough.
Compliance officers who've never done the job & then refer to some nonsensical ruling that is 18 months out of date....
Cold callers who just hang up when I tell them I don't have PPI, have already moved my pension & can arrange my own life assurance.....at least be polite, say sorry for troubling you & then say goodbye....manners cost nothing....
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Thank you CL for being therapy again.
That AND my milk in first shenanigans will get me run out of town.
You wouldn't go into a bakery and ask for a 'bread of chocolate' for example.
TV journalists---take today,the 79 year-old guardsman falls from his horse in Trooping The Colour."He is believed
to be receiving medical attention". No s**t.
Goalkeepers looking round for a team-mate's congratulations after making a save---that's your job,you muppet.
Drivers who can't bothered to signal or to position their cars correctly when turning right.
Just going for a lie-down.
Compliance officers who've never done the job & then refer to some nonsensical ruling that is 18 months out of date....
Cold callers who just hang up when I tell them I don't have PPI, have already moved my pension & can arrange my own life assurance.....at least be polite, say sorry for troubling you & then say goodbye....manners cost nothing....