Hearing about a woman dining close to friends the other night who had a brat that would only eat chips. They asked her to try an olive and she refused. So the woman said "I'll give you five euros if you try it...".
Hand dryers in men’s toilets (and, presumably in women’s ones) that push out a trickle of cool air failing to dry your hands at all. In an age when hand dryers go from powerful to almost blowing your hands off, there’s no excuse.
Those 'Do you really need to print this?/Won't someone please think of the trees?!' lines at the bottom of emails.
I've never decided not to print an email off the back of them, but they have many a time taken the print job onto a further sheet of paper without me noticing, meaning I printed out an extra unnecessary sheet.
That stupid thread title on here at the moment, create a film title etc.
Annoying at work, i obviously dont leave my screen open but double checking each time i walk away now because of that. Looks like a site for 12 year olds.
That stupid thread title on here at the moment, create a film title etc.
Annoying at work, i obviously dont leave my screen open but double checking each time i walk away now because of that. Looks like a site for 12 year olds.
“Walk away”, yeah right. We all know you went for a dump and can’t think up a film title to describe it.
That stupid thread title on here at the moment, create a film title etc.
Annoying at work, i obviously dont leave my screen open but double checking each time i walk away now because of that. Looks like a site for 12 year olds.
No where close to being as embarrassing as a thread entitled "Love Island" though...
Whenever a dog is shown in a film or television programme, despite dog not showing any signs of distress they always have to play a whimpering sound in the background.
I've had my current dog three and half years now and never once has he whimpered, other than when I've kicked or stuck an electric cattle prod up his arse.
My problem with Love Island isn't a macho thing (anyone who knows me will vouch for that...). It is a cheap, shit, mindnumbing, shallow twat, television thing.
My problem with Love Island isn't a macho thing (anyone who knows me will vouch for that...). It is a cheap, shit, mindnumbing, shallow twat, television thing.
I watch enough sport, work enough hours, read enough factual text to allow myself some cheap, shit, mind numbing, shallow television for an hour a day. I’m sure there’s plenty on here that are the same, hence the thread.
I watch enough porn, wank enough hours, read enough jazz mags to allow myself some cheap, shit, mind numbing, shallow television for an hour a day. I’m sure there’s plenty on here that are the same, hence the thread.
I watch enough porn, wank enough hours, read enough jazz mags to allow myself some cheap, shit, mind numbing, shallow television for an hour a day. I’m sure there’s plenty on here that are the same, hence the thread.
I watch enough porn, wank enough hours, read enough jazz mags to allow myself some cheap, shit, mind numbing, shallow television for an hour a day. I’m sure there’s plenty on here that are the same, hence the thread.
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I've never decided not to print an email off the back of them, but they have many a time taken the print job onto a further sheet of paper without me noticing, meaning I printed out an extra unnecessary sheet.
So if anything they are self defeating.
Annoying at work, i obviously dont leave my screen open but double checking each time i walk away now because of that. Looks like a site for 12 year olds.
We're not allowed to do anything on this forum anymore.
I've had my current dog three and half years now and never once has he whimpered, other than when I've kicked or stuck an electric cattle prod up his arse.