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  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,867
    Giving every kid that bothers to show up a medal at junior football tournaments.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,153
    Hearing about a woman dining close to friends the other night who had a brat that would only eat chips. They asked her to try an olive and she refused. So the woman said "I'll give you five euros if you try it...".

  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,855
    IdleHans said:

    I bashed out three lions on youtube a couple of times this morning to see if it would get me more in the World Cup spirit. It worked.

    I bashed something out over youtube this morning as well - just the once though - I'm getting on a bit.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    DIYer's who want you to do things how they do it, even though you've explained to em that it's wrong and will not last 5 minutes.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,153
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    DIYer's who want you to do things how they do it, even though you've explained to em that it's wrong and will not last 5 minutes.

  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,334
    Hand dryers in men’s toilets (and, presumably in women’s ones) that push out a trickle of cool air failing to dry your hands at all. In an age when hand dryers go from powerful to almost blowing your hands off, there’s no excuse.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,853
    When there is a delay in your toaster popping up and you putting the butter on, so the butter just sits on the toast rather than soaking in.
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,952
    Those 'Do you really need to print this?/Won't someone please think of the trees?!' lines at the bottom of emails.

    I've never decided not to print an email off the back of them, but they have many a time taken the print job onto a further sheet of paper without me noticing, meaning I printed out an extra unnecessary sheet.

    So if anything they are self defeating.
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,255
    MrOneLung said:

    When there is a delay in your toaster popping up and you putting the butter on, so the butter just sits on the toast rather than soaking in.

    I don't mind that. Gives it a good texture
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,628
    MrOneLung said:

    When there is a delay in your toaster popping up and you putting the butter on, so the butter just sits on the toast rather than soaking in.

    prefer my toast warm with the butter not melting but sitting proudly on top.
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  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,221
    That stupid thread title on here at the moment, create a film title etc.

    Annoying at work, i obviously dont leave my screen open but double checking each time i walk away now because of that. Looks like a site for 12 year olds.
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,221
    I'm turning in to a grumpy old woman I know.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Curb_It said:

    I'm turning in to a grumpy old woman I know.

    Turning into?

    ;)
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    First it was weather puns and now bowel movement films.

    We're not allowed to do anything on this forum anymore.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Curb_It said:

    That stupid thread title on here at the moment, create a film title etc.

    Annoying at work, i obviously dont leave my screen open but double checking each time i walk away now because of that. Looks like a site for 12 year olds.

    “Walk away”, yeah right. We all know you went for a dump and can’t think up a film title to describe it.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,153
    Curb_It said:

    That stupid thread title on here at the moment, create a film title etc.

    Annoying at work, i obviously dont leave my screen open but double checking each time i walk away now because of that. Looks like a site for 12 year olds.

    No where close to being as embarrassing as a thread entitled "Love Island" though... :disappointed:
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,979
    The anti love island brigade. Yeah you’re real men, we get it.
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,164
    Whenever a dog is shown in a film or television programme, despite dog not showing any signs of distress they always have to play a whimpering sound in the background.

    I've had my current dog three and half years now and never once has he whimpered, other than when I've kicked or stuck an electric cattle prod up his arse.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    edited June 2018
    ValleyGary said:

    The anti love island brigade. Yeah you’re real men, we get it.

    You ok hun? x
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,979
    Macronate said:

    ValleyGary said:

    The anti love island brigade. Yeah you’re real men, we get it.

    You ok hun? x
    Fiat 500 got damaged. Inbox me x
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  • Super_Eddie_Youds
    Super_Eddie_Youds Posts: 1,977
    The fact that I am watching Love Island on catch up so can't take part in the thread for fear of spoilers
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,153
    My problem with Love Island isn't a macho thing (anyone who knows me will vouch for that...). It is a cheap, shit, mindnumbing, shallow twat, television thing. :wink:
  • JaShea99
    JaShea99 Posts: 5,458
    Algarveaddick said:

    My problem with Love Island isn't a macho thing (anyone who knows me will vouch for that...). It is a cheap, shit, mindnumbing, shallow twat, television thing. :wink:

    This.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,979
    I watch enough sport, work enough hours, read enough factual text to allow myself some cheap, shit, mind numbing, shallow television for an hour a day. I’m sure there’s plenty on here that are the same, hence the thread.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    ValleyGary said:

    I watch enough porn, wank enough hours, read enough jazz mags to allow myself some cheap, shit, mind numbing, shallow television for an hour a day. I’m sure there’s plenty on here that are the same, hence the thread.

  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,979
    edited June 2018
    And that.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,741
    MrOneLung said:

    When there is a delay in your toaster popping up and you putting the butter on, so the butter just sits on the toast rather than soaking in.

    I prefer cold toast with unmelted butter.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    DaveMehmet said:

    ValleyGary said:

    I watch enough porn, wank enough hours, read enough jazz mags to allow myself some cheap, shit, mind numbing, shallow television for an hour a day. I’m sure there’s plenty on here that are the same, hence the thread.

    Nobody needs Jazz mags anymore.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Dazzler21 said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    ValleyGary said:

    I watch enough porn, wank enough hours, read enough jazz mags to allow myself some cheap, shit, mind numbing, shallow television for an hour a day. I’m sure there’s plenty on here that are the same, hence the thread.

    Nobody needs Jazz mags anymore.
    You do if your broadband goes down.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    I think the death of the jazz mag is quite sad
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