Funniest reason for being kicked out of somewhere
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My mate Luke got kicked out of a pub in Covent Garden for persistent farting. I made them right too, he stunk like a polecat
A poster on here got kicked out of the ground for throwing a balloon a couple of seasons ago
I got banned from Rochester weatherspoons for refusing to pick up a tissue or serviette someone I didn't know had thrown on the floor after using it as a snotrag. No fucking way was I touching that18 -
I got manhandled out of Stamford Bridge on suspicion of being a ticket tout, this was long before the days when they used to sell out.
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Projectile vomited over a girl's back in a bar in Brighton before going outside to stick 2 fingers down my throat and heave the rest up.
Thought I had managed to find myself a secluded spot round the corner from the doorman but forgot that the entire front of the place was glass so everyone inside had seen me lay the contents of my stomach out on the pavement16 -
fell asleep in the Venue4
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Slightly different but I had to argue my way back into a nightclub once because I'd left a pot of paint in there. I'd bought the paint earlier in the afternoon but hadn't been home. Eventually I was let in and I found my paint.39
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A casino in Portugal. Ran out of chips early doors & left my mates at the gambling tables. They were summond to take me home 10 mins later as I had fallen asleep on one of the sofas in the foyer & was snoring loudly....putting off those coming in.1
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Did you score with her afterwards?Croydon said:Projectile vomited over a girl's back in a bar in Brighton before going outside to stick 2 fingers down my throat and heave the rest up.
Thought I had managed to find myself a secluded spot round the corner from the doorman but forgot that the entire front of the place was glass so everyone inside had seen me lay the contents of my stomach out on the pavement0 -
The last time I got thrown out was during Euro 96, from a club in Whitley Bay. My Bulgarian buddy (of susbsequent Kish fame) was in a rare bad mood as Bulgaria, whom we had watched and mixed with up there, were out (and the club was full of slappers). He seemed unaware that its not a good idea to make observations to a bouncer about his haircut. Out he went. The moment I started to protest, I was grabbed from behind and propelled out with him.3
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I’ts probably easier for me to list the times I haven’t been slung out of places.9
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Got thrown of out a pub at 20 for being too pissed - I was working there at the time (though not on that night).
Was very apologetic when I turned up for my shift a few days later
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From a Jazz club in Prague when one of our party said “any chance of a tune dadio “ at a point where the music had gone relatively quiet.9
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I got thrown out of the Paper Moon in Dartford once because I sat on the edge of a table as there weren't any chairs available.0
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You're an absolutely disgrace to your familyWilma said:I got thrown out of the Paper Moon in Dartford once because I sat on the edge of a table as there weren't any chairs available.
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Someone I know at Uni got kicked out of a pub for putting his testicle in his mate's pint glass.
On reflection, I have absolutely no idea why he did it.17 -
we got asked to leave Roadhouse in Leicester Square back in the 90's for playing keepy uppy with an imaginary ball on the the dancefloor.28
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Got thrown out of a pub for continuously jumping and heading the various light shades hanging at about 7 feet above me.5
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"Someone I know"StubleyAddick said:Someone I know at Uni got kicked out of a pub for putting his testicle in his mate's pint glass.
On reflection, I have absolutely no idea why he did it.
Yeah right. We ain't buying that!10 -
MrOneLung said:
we got asked to leave Roadhouse in Leicester Square back in the 90's for playing keepy uppy with an imaginary ball on the the dancefloor.
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Not quite a thrown out story bit one of my mates got refused entry to the Tunnel Club one new years eve for some dress code issue.
Problem for him was that he'd necked a pill in the queue and spent NYE off his tits wandering around the local area.5 -
I got refused entry to a club for a dress code issue. I was wearing black tie FFS (it was after a boxing dinner).DaveMehmet said:Not quite a thrown out story bit one of my mates got refused entry to the Tunnel Club one new years eve for some dress code issue.
Problem for him was that he'd necked a pill in the queue and spent NYE off his tits wandering around the local area.
(nothing to do with being too old, I'm sure)0 -
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I got refused entry into Champs FFS....
They let Fred West in just before me but thought my Gazelles would bring the ambiance of the place down too much.9 -
Guilty as charged...Carter said:
A poster on here got kicked out of the ground for throwing a balloon a couple of seasons ago6 -
Escorted out of Burger King / Greenwich by the police.
20 odd years ago. Was around 10.30 / 11.00pm. We had ordered our food. A female friend then asked if she could use the loo. The staff said no as it had been locked up. Arguments went on for another 20 minutes. I don't remember saying anything. My friend then went off to find a toilet. I waited in BK for her to return. In the meantime BK had called the police. They turned up and I was kicked out.0 -
Me and my pal were refused entry to Venue because the jam role on the door said no all male groups, even though we were with a couple of birds who had already gone through, which he knew. Another Sunday morning being let out the back of Greenwich nick and strolling straight round Wetherspoons for breakfast. Never done me no harm.....1
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You got to have some balls to do that!StubleyAddick said:Someone I know at Uni got kicked out of a pub for putting his testicle in his mate's pint glass.
On reflection, I have absolutely no idea why he did it.
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probably using it as a plumb bobStubleyAddick said:Someone I know at Uni got kicked out of a pub for putting his testicle in his mate's pint glass.
On reflection, I have absolutely no idea why he did it.0 -
Mate of mine got kicked out of the Crossways pub in New Eltham in the late 90s for trying to steal the cigarette machine.
The thing was 6 foot tall and still plugged in but he somehow managed to get it on his back and walk towards the door. He didn't get much further than that though!5 -
Got kicked out of an Indian restaurant while on cricket tour in Devon (i was 15 at the time) because the vice captain started a food fight.
Got asked to leave a cinema when i was younger for too much "heavy petting" in the back row.
Thrown out of a pub for puking into the rosebushes in their garden, at quarter past 3 on a Sunday, infront of about 40 people enjoying their Sunday lunch1 -
Were you on your own at the time?sam3110 said:Got kicked out of an Indian restaurant while on cricket tour in Devon (i was 15 at the time) because the vice captain started a food fight.
Got asked to leave a cinema when i was younger for too much "heavy petting" in the back row.
Thrown out of a pub for puking into the rosebushes in their garden, at quarter past 3 on a Sunday, infront of about 40 people enjoying their Sunday lunch18 -
I wouldn't risk my balls touching any sort of glass if i'm honest mate!cantersaddick said:
"Someone I know"StubleyAddick said:Someone I know at Uni got kicked out of a pub for putting his testicle in his mate's pint glass.
On reflection, I have absolutely no idea why he did it.
Yeah right. We ain't buying that!1
