To cheer me up on a Monday when our season is over, what are the funniest reasons you lot have ever been chucked out of a pub, club, restaurant, team, gang, job, etc etc etc?
My mate Luke got kicked out of a pub in Covent Garden for persistent farting. I made them right too, he stunk like a polecat
A poster on here got kicked out of the ground for throwing a balloon a couple of seasons ago
I got banned from Rochester weatherspoons for refusing to pick up a tissue or serviette someone I didn't know had thrown on the floor after using it as a snotrag. No fucking way was I touching that
Projectile vomited over a girl's back in a bar in Brighton before going outside to stick 2 fingers down my throat and heave the rest up.
Thought I had managed to find myself a secluded spot round the corner from the doorman but forgot that the entire front of the place was glass so everyone inside had seen me lay the contents of my stomach out on the pavement
Slightly different but I had to argue my way back into a nightclub once because I'd left a pot of paint in there. I'd bought the paint earlier in the afternoon but hadn't been home. Eventually I was let in and I found my paint.
A casino in Portugal. Ran out of chips early doors & left my mates at the gambling tables. They were summond to take me home 10 mins later as I had fallen asleep on one of the sofas in the foyer & was snoring loudly....putting off those coming in.
Projectile vomited over a girl's back in a bar in Brighton before going outside to stick 2 fingers down my throat and heave the rest up.
Thought I had managed to find myself a secluded spot round the corner from the doorman but forgot that the entire front of the place was glass so everyone inside had seen me lay the contents of my stomach out on the pavement
The last time I got thrown out was during Euro 96, from a club in Whitley Bay. My Bulgarian buddy (of susbsequent Kish fame) was in a rare bad mood as Bulgaria, whom we had watched and mixed with up there, were out (and the club was full of slappers). He seemed unaware that its not a good idea to make observations to a bouncer about his haircut. Out he went. The moment I started to protest, I was grabbed from behind and propelled out with him.
Escorted out of Burger King / Greenwich by the police.
20 odd years ago. Was around 10.30 / 11.00pm. We had ordered our food. A female friend then asked if she could use the loo. The staff said no as it had been locked up. Arguments went on for another 20 minutes. I don't remember saying anything. My friend then went off to find a toilet. I waited in BK for her to return. In the meantime BK had called the police. They turned up and I was kicked out.
Me and my pal were refused entry to Venue because the jam role on the door said no all male groups, even though we were with a couple of birds who had already gone through, which he knew. Another Sunday morning being let out the back of Greenwich nick and strolling straight round Wetherspoons for breakfast. Never done me no harm.....
Mate of mine got kicked out of the Crossways pub in New Eltham in the late 90s for trying to steal the cigarette machine.
The thing was 6 foot tall and still plugged in but he somehow managed to get it on his back and walk towards the door. He didn't get much further than that though!
Got kicked out of an Indian restaurant while on cricket tour in Devon (i was 15 at the time) because the vice captain started a food fight.
Got asked to leave a cinema when i was younger for too much "heavy petting" in the back row.
Thrown out of a pub for puking into the rosebushes in their garden, at quarter past 3 on a Sunday, infront of about 40 people enjoying their Sunday lunch
Got kicked out of an Indian restaurant while on cricket tour in Devon (i was 15 at the time) because the vice captain started a food fight.
Got asked to leave a cinema when i was younger for too much "heavy petting" in the back row.
Thrown out of a pub for puking into the rosebushes in their garden, at quarter past 3 on a Sunday, infront of about 40 people enjoying their Sunday lunch
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A poster on here got kicked out of the ground for throwing a balloon a couple of seasons ago
I got banned from Rochester weatherspoons for refusing to pick up a tissue or serviette someone I didn't know had thrown on the floor after using it as a snotrag. No fucking way was I touching that
Thought I had managed to find myself a secluded spot round the corner from the doorman but forgot that the entire front of the place was glass so everyone inside had seen me lay the contents of my stomach out on the pavement
Was very apologetic when I turned up for my shift a few days later
On reflection, I have absolutely no idea why he did it.
Yeah right. We ain't buying that!
Problem for him was that he'd necked a pill in the queue and spent NYE off his tits wandering around the local area.
(nothing to do with being too old, I'm sure)
They let Fred West in just before me but thought my Gazelles would bring the ambiance of the place down too much.
20 odd years ago. Was around 10.30 / 11.00pm. We had ordered our food. A female friend then asked if she could use the loo. The staff said no as it had been locked up. Arguments went on for another 20 minutes. I don't remember saying anything. My friend then went off to find a toilet. I waited in BK for her to return. In the meantime BK had called the police. They turned up and I was kicked out.
The thing was 6 foot tall and still plugged in but he somehow managed to get it on his back and walk towards the door. He didn't get much further than that though!
Got asked to leave a cinema when i was younger for too much "heavy petting" in the back row.
Thrown out of a pub for puking into the rosebushes in their garden, at quarter past 3 on a Sunday, infront of about 40 people enjoying their Sunday lunch