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Southeastern train disruption (franchise to be taken over by Govt p191)

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  • EastTerrace
    EastTerrace Posts: 3,963
    Two Sidcup Lines cancelled in a row.
  • AshBurton
    AshBurton Posts: 1,142
    edited December 2017

  • Leeds_Addick
    Leeds_Addick Posts: 4,713
    blackpool72 said:

    Leeds_Addick said:

    Couldn’t get a cab so just walked.

    I literally managed to walk home quicker than southeastern could get me there

    Leeds to South London.
    I admire your stamina
    image

    How many times will I have to explain this
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,743
    Leeds_Addick said:

    blackpool72 said:

    Leeds_Addick said:

    Couldn’t get a cab so just walked.

    I literally managed to walk home quicker than southeastern could get me there

    Leeds to South London.
    I admire your stamina
    image

    How many times will I have to explain this
    I know sorry mate.


    Not really
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,915
    Leeds_Addick said:

    blackpool72 said:

    Leeds_Addick said:

    Couldn’t get a cab so just walked.

    I literally managed to walk home quicker than southeastern could get me there

    Leeds to South London.
    I admire your stamina
    image

    How many times will I have to explain this
    Do you not live in Leeds?
  • Leeds_Addick
    Leeds_Addick Posts: 4,713
    Macronate said:

    Leeds_Addick said:

    blackpool72 said:

    Leeds_Addick said:

    Couldn’t get a cab so just walked.

    I literally managed to walk home quicker than southeastern could get me there

    Leeds to South London.
    I admire your stamina
    image

    How many times will I have to explain this
    Do you not live in Leeds?
    Right this is the last time, in future I will just direct people to this comment here.

    I lived in Leeds for Uni which is when I made the account. I am now back home in sunny Greenwich.
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,838
    edited December 2017
    Leeds_Addick said:

    Macronate said:

    Leeds_Addick said:

    blackpool72 said:

    Leeds_Addick said:

    Couldn’t get a cab so just walked.

    I literally managed to walk home quicker than southeastern could get me there

    Leeds to South London.
    I admire your stamina
    image

    How many times will I have to explain this
    Do you not live in Leeds?
    Right this is the last time, in future I will just direct people to this comment here.

    I lived in Leeds for Uni which is when I made the account. I am now back home in sunny Greenwich.

    There's a Greenwich in Leeds? Never knew that. You should have called yourself Greenwich addick because of the Charlton link. No one would have ever known you meant the one in Leeds.

    Too late now.

    Fair play for travelling the distance you do to games mate.
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 17,068
    Leeds_Addick said:

    Macronate said:

    Leeds_Addick said:

    blackpool72 said:

    Leeds_Addick said:

    Couldn’t get a cab so just walked.

    I literally managed to walk home quicker than southeastern could get me there

    Leeds to South London.
    I admire your stamina
    image

    How many times will I have to explain this
    Do you not live in Leeds?
    Right this is the last time, in future I will just direct people to this comment here.

    I lived in Leeds for Uni which is when I made the account. I am now back home in sunny Greenwich.
    You know what you're getting every time you post about location or travelling. :)

    Much like every time TCE posts about his cats I ask him if he likes dogs. Or something like that.
  • Leeds_Addick
    Leeds_Addick Posts: 4,713
    cantersaddick said:

    Leeds_Addick said:

    Macronate said:

    Leeds_Addick said:

    blackpool72 said:

    Leeds_Addick said:

    Couldn’t get a cab so just walked.

    I literally managed to walk home quicker than southeastern could get me there

    Leeds to South London.
    I admire your stamina
    image

    How many times will I have to explain this
    Do you not live in Leeds?
    Right this is the last time, in future I will just direct people to this comment here.

    I lived in Leeds for Uni which is when I made the account. I am now back home in sunny Greenwich.
    You know what you're getting every time you post about location or travelling. :)

    Much like every time TCE posts about his cats I ask him if he likes dogs. Or something like that.
    This is my life now, having to paste this disclaimer in every time I post :(

    Disclaimer: https://charltonlife.vanillaforums.com/discussion/comment/3033109/#Comment_3033109
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,640
    Currently waiting for a Sidcup line train at Lewisham (I decided to stay in the office and catch up after being off sick last week) and think I’ve just sharted. Nothing major but can’t check as the only cubicle in use is a fucking mess.

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  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,830
    Leeds_Addick said:

    cantersaddick said:

    Leeds_Addick said:

    Macronate said:

    Leeds_Addick said:

    blackpool72 said:

    Leeds_Addick said:

    Couldn’t get a cab so just walked.

    I literally managed to walk home quicker than southeastern could get me there

    Leeds to South London.
    I admire your stamina
    image

    How many times will I have to explain this
    Do you not live in Leeds?
    Right this is the last time, in future I will just direct people to this comment here.

    I lived in Leeds for Uni which is when I made the account. I am now back home in sunny Greenwich.
    You know what you're getting every time you post about location or travelling. :)

    Much like every time TCE posts about his cats I ask him if he likes dogs. Or something like that.
    This is my life now, having to paste this disclaimer in every time I post :(

    Disclaimer: https://charltonlife.vanillaforums.com/discussion/comment/3033109/#Comment_3033109
    Why leeds then if you was only there for uni
  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,830
    clb74 said:

    Leeds_Addick said:

    cantersaddick said:

    Leeds_Addick said:

    Macronate said:

    Leeds_Addick said:

    blackpool72 said:

    Leeds_Addick said:

    Couldn’t get a cab so just walked.

    I literally managed to walk home quicker than southeastern could get me there

    Leeds to South London.
    I admire your stamina
    image

    How many times will I have to explain this
    Do you not live in Leeds?
    Right this is the last time, in future I will just direct people to this comment here.

    I lived in Leeds for Uni which is when I made the account. I am now back home in sunny Greenwich.
    You know what you're getting every time you post about location or travelling. :)

    Much like every time TCE posts about his cats I ask him if he likes dogs. Or something like that.
    This is my life now, having to paste this disclaimer in every time I post :(

    Disclaimer: https://charltonlife.vanillaforums.com/discussion/comment/3033109/#Comment_3033109
    Why leeds then if you was only there for uni
    Usernames stick ask clobbers
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,913
    DaveMehmet said:

    Currently waiting for a Sidcup line train at Lewisham (I decided to stay in the office and catch up after being off sick last week) and think I’ve just sharted. Nothing major but can’t check as the only cubicle in use is a fucking mess.

    Thank god we never met for a drink!!
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,640
    AFKABartram said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    Currently waiting for a Sidcup line train at Lewisham (I decided to stay in the office and catch up after being off sick last week) and think I’ve just sharted. Nothing major but can’t check as the only cubicle in use is a fucking mess.

    Thank god we never met for a drink!!
    Thankfully it was a false alarm mate.
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 17,068
    DaveMehmet said:

    AFKABartram said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    Currently waiting for a Sidcup line train at Lewisham (I decided to stay in the office and catch up after being off sick last week) and think I’ve just sharted. Nothing major but can’t check as the only cubicle in use is a fucking mess.

    Thank god we never met for a drink!!
    Thankfully it was a false alarm mate.
    That's what they all say after the event.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,278
    DaveMehmet said:

    AFKABartram said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    Currently waiting for a Sidcup line train at Lewisham (I decided to stay in the office and catch up after being off sick last week) and think I’ve just sharted. Nothing major but can’t check as the only cubicle in use is a fucking mess.

    Thank god we never met for a drink!!
    Thankfully it was a false alarm mate.
    Still gave it large to your pants though. Keep them pants on their toes, danger lurks around every corner and when next could you draw mud
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,640
    Carter said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    AFKABartram said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    Currently waiting for a Sidcup line train at Lewisham (I decided to stay in the office and catch up after being off sick last week) and think I’ve just sharted. Nothing major but can’t check as the only cubicle in use is a fucking mess.

    Thank god we never met for a drink!!
    Thankfully it was a false alarm mate.
    Still gave it large to your pants though. Keep them pants on their toes, danger lurks around every corner and when next could you draw mud
    True mate. It never happens in the comfort of your own home, always the most inconvenient place. My worst one was on a badminton court, wearing white shorts.
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,838
    DaveMehmet said:

    Carter said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    AFKABartram said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    Currently waiting for a Sidcup line train at Lewisham (I decided to stay in the office and catch up after being off sick last week) and think I’ve just sharted. Nothing major but can’t check as the only cubicle in use is a fucking mess.

    Thank god we never met for a drink!!
    Thankfully it was a false alarm mate.
    Still gave it large to your pants though. Keep them pants on their toes, danger lurks around every corner and when next could you draw mud
    True mate. It never happens in the comfort of your own home, always the most inconvenient place. My worst one was on a badminton court, wearing white shorts.
    Shittlecock
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,622
    DaveMehmet said:

    Carter said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    AFKABartram said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    Currently waiting for a Sidcup line train at Lewisham (I decided to stay in the office and catch up after being off sick last week) and think I’ve just sharted. Nothing major but can’t check as the only cubicle in use is a fucking mess.

    Thank god we never met for a drink!!
    Thankfully it was a false alarm mate.
    Still gave it large to your pants though. Keep them pants on their toes, danger lurks around every corner and when next could you draw mud
    True mate. It never happens in the comfort of your own home, always the most inconvenient place. My worst one was on a badminton court, wearing white shorts.
    Oh it does!

    I remember some time ago sitting on the sofa watching TV and I felt what seemed like quite a tight fart coming on. As I was alone I raised one leg to get the full benefit of the gastric blast and POW, a fudge brownie, straight into the pants and halfway down my right leg.

    This preceded a weekend of gastro entiritis, great fun!

  • addick1965
    addick1965 Posts: 5,092
    man_at_milletts said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    Carter said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    AFKABartram said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    Currently waiting for a Sidcup line train at Lewisham (I decided to stay in the office and catch up after being off sick last week) and think I’ve just sharted. Nothing major but can’t check as the only cubicle in use is a fucking mess.

    Thank god we never met for a drink!!
    Thankfully it was a false alarm mate.
    Still gave it large to your pants though. Keep them pants on their toes, danger lurks around every corner and when next could you draw mud
    True mate. It never happens in the comfort of your own home, always the most inconvenient place. My worst one was on a badminton court, wearing white shorts.
    Oh it does!

    I remember some time ago sitting on the sofa watching TV and I felt what seemed like quite a tight fart coming on. As I was alone I raised one leg to get the full benefit of the gastric blast and POW, a fudge brownie, straight into the pants and halfway down my right leg.

    This preceded a weekend of gastro entiritis, great fun!

    ..And what's everybody having for breakfast this morning then?

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  • happyvalley
    happyvalley Posts: 8,996
    It seems quite apt that this thread has gone from train disruption to shit.
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 70,026
    I'm reminded of this incident...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R1QABw5v_w
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,640
    Sidcup line shut, someone take ill at Mottingham
  • Lazy_eye_metaphor
    Lazy_eye_metaphor Posts: 1,960
    DaveMehmet said:

    Sidcup line shut, someone take ill at Mottingham

    Weird if that turned out to be a bout of diarrhoea...
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,640
    Now the fucking Bexleyheath line is up the wall. Train further down the line is stuck apparently.

  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,228
    blackpool72 said:

    Leeds_Addick said:

    blackpool72 said:

    Leeds_Addick said:

    Couldn’t get a cab so just walked.

    I literally managed to walk home quicker than southeastern could get me there

    Leeds to South London.
    I admire your stamina
    image

    How many times will I have to explain this
    I know sorry mate.


    Not really
    Does the geezer not live in Leeds?
  • Sillybilly
    Sillybilly Posts: 9,240
    edited December 2017
    Every single toilet on train tonight out of order and locked. Lovely.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,034
    16:24 our of Charing Cross cancelled for the 3rd time in 4 days.

    ‘Shortage of train crew’

    Never been an excuse.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,915
    They must be staggering their Christmas parties.
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,997
    Macronate said:

    They must be staggering their Christmas parties.

    Throughout the entire f#%king year apparently....

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