She says she's bringing up her child in a hate free environment then hates the other woman.
@cantersaddick did the honourable thing by self-whoosing. But just to be clear the Southend News Network is a spoof site much like The Daily Mash. They were most famously responsible for the Dartford Crossing Song.
In this item the clue (as is often the case) is in the names. The vegan is Mrs Soy-Abbinton.
My favourite recent one of their's is the guy that asked for a tattoo "of that bloke from the Jam" -that is Paul Weller - but ended up with the Golly from Robinson's Marmalade.
I tried to start up a liberal football team. No good, everyone wanted to be in the centre. Posted whilst pissed!
That would explain the lack of humour, but no doubt it had you in stiches. Having been there so many times before I am giving it a lol. I hope you enjoy your evening sir.
How about I tried to start up a Green Party football team but they couldn't play because the penalty areas had been set aside for growing wild flowers and they wouldn't cut the grass.
Wow, 9 months since I posted it...like a little baby re emerging, but with more LOL's!
lol sorry mate, missed that
No, don't apologize. It's not like anyone owns these jokes. I think it's brilliant that there are over 100 pages of (mainly) jokes. Perhaps there should be a steady re-using of the early ones, like the backdrop of a Hanna Barbera cartoon chase. I also love the fact that the LOLs sometimes include the same people LOL ing twice, it shows a wonderful consistency (or maybe a damaged memory in my case!)
I'm not a competitive person. I'll be the first to admit that.
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Honestly, how low can a man go!
Classic vegan!
In this item the clue (as is often the case) is in the names. The vegan is Mrs Soy-Abbinton.
My favourite recent one of their's is the guy that asked for a tattoo "of that bloke from the Jam" -that is Paul Weller - but ended up with the Golly from Robinson's Marmalade.
He ended up in a zoo.
They can never get past a semi
Posted whilst pissed!
Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs.
Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.'
Perhaps there should be a steady re-using of the early ones, like the backdrop of a Hanna Barbera cartoon chase.
I also love the fact that the LOLs sometimes include the same people LOL ing twice, it shows a wonderful consistency (or maybe a damaged memory in my case!)
I'm not a competitive person.
I'll be the first to admit that.
Hope this link works. Made me chuckle