General things that Annoy you
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Jamie Oliver
Fucking mook!2 -
Football on TV's in pubs.0
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2. People who use their debit card for things around a pound? (have a minimum charge for £10.00 FFS)
If they are using contactless then I cannot see a problem, quicker than paying in cash.3 -
Bellends who use hands free on the train.
Bellends that walk along using hands free.
Mobile phone users on the train who say "sorry on the train so can't talk to loudly" well you are mate because i can here you from half way down the carriage and to be honest I don't give a shit what your wife wants you to pick up from Waitrose.
Bellends who have the click sound activated on their phone.
Bellends who pretend to be on their phone and having a full blown conversation.... With......nobody because their phone rings.
People who wear headphones but have no concept that every body else can hear their shit taste in music.
In fact there is a bloke on the train who I want to beat to death.
Other than that it's a wonderful afternoon.6 -
In fact there... not In fact their as per your second to last line!!ricky_otto said:Bellends who use hands free on the train.
Bellends that walk along using hands free.
Mobile phone users on the train who say "sorry on the train so can't talk to loudly" well you are mate because i can here you from half way down the carriage and to be honest I don't give a shit what your wife wants you to pick up from Waitrose.
Bellends who have the click sound activated on their phone.
Bellends who pretend to be on their phone and having a full blown conversation.... With......nobody because their phone rings.
People who wear headphones but have no concept that every body else can hear their shit taste in music.
In fact their is a bloke on the train who I want to beat to death.
Other than that it's a wonderful afternoon.1 -
I can always rely on you!ForeverAddickted said:
In fact there... not In fact their as per your second to last line!!ricky_otto said:Bellends who use hands free on the train.
Bellends that walk along using hands free.
Mobile phone users on the train who say "sorry on the train so can't talk to loudly" well you are mate because i can here you from half way down the carriage and to be honest I don't give a shit what your wife wants you to pick up from Waitrose.
Bellends who have the click sound activated on their phone.
Bellends who pretend to be on their phone and having a full blown conversation.... With......nobody because their phone rings.
People who wear headphones but have no concept that every body else can hear their shit taste in music.
In fact their is a bloke on the train who I want to beat to death.
Other than that it's a wonderful afternoon.1 -
ricky_otto said:
I can always rely on you!ForeverAddickted said:
In fact there... not In fact their as per your second to last line!!ricky_otto said:Bellends who use hands free on the train.
Bellends that walk along using hands free.
Mobile phone users on the train who say "sorry on the train so can't talk to loudly" well you are mate because i can here you from half way down the carriage and to be honest I don't give a shit what your wife wants you to pick up from Waitrose.
Bellends who have the click sound activated on their phone.
Bellends who pretend to be on their phone and having a full blown conversation.... With......nobody because their phone rings.
People who wear headphones but have no concept that every body else can hear their shit taste in music.
In fact their is a bloke on the train who I want to beat to death.
Other than that it's a wonderful afternoon.
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Blokes who spend f*****g ages drying their hands on the driers in pubs while you stand there like a lemon with water dripping off you. How f*****g dry do you have to be, you've already blasted one layer of skin off while I've been here.
Maybe I'm just an impatient bastard.3 -
How is this annoying you in May? tbf you're probably confusing them by asking about it nowfranksav63 said:
8. People who say 'It was a quiet one' when asked how their Christmas was... !!! Hmmm..7 -
Thinking you need a dump yet when you get to the toilet its just a false alarm with a few wet farts!!0
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Toilets (notably in Brazil) that dont clearly indicate whether its the gents or the womens, then getting moaned and laughed at by some local women mid pee because your in the wrong toilet!!0
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shitty shit hand driers.0
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Yeah, that's why she was laughing...ForeverAddickted said:Toilets (notably in Brazil) that dont clearly indicate whether its the gents or the womens, then getting moaned and laughed at by some local women mid pee because your in the wrong toilet!!
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ForeverAddickted said:
In fact there... not In fact their as per your second to last line!!ricky_otto said:Bellends who use hands free on the train.
Bellends that walk along using hands free.
Mobile phone users on the train who say "sorry on the train so can't talk to loudly" well you are mate because i can here you from half way down the carriage and to be honest I don't give a shit what your wife wants you to pick up from Waitrose.
Bellends who have the click sound activated on their phone.
Bellends who pretend to be on their phone and having a full blown conversation.... With......nobody because their phone rings.
People who wear headphones but have no concept that every body else can hear their shit taste in music.
In fact their is a bloke on the train who I want to beat to death.
Other than that it's a wonderful afternoon.
you're not your in the last line...ForeverAddickted said:Toilets (notably in Brazil) that dont clearly indicate whether its the gents or the womens, then getting moaned and laughed at by some local women mid pee because your in the wrong toilet!!
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Cmon let me off for the first one... That isn't my faultMrOneLung said:ForeverAddickted said:
In fact there... not In fact their as per your second to last line!!ricky_otto said:Bellends who use hands free on the train.
Bellends that walk along using hands free.
Mobile phone users on the train who say "sorry on the train so can't talk to loudly" well you are mate because i can here you from half way down the carriage and to be honest I don't give a shit what your wife wants you to pick up from Waitrose.
Bellends who have the click sound activated on their phone.
Bellends who pretend to be on their phone and having a full blown conversation.... With......nobody because their phone rings.
People who wear headphones but have no concept that every body else can hear their shit taste in music.
In fact their is a bloke on the train who I want to beat to death.
Other than that it's a wonderful afternoon.
you're not your in the last line...ForeverAddickted said:Toilets (notably in Brazil) that dont clearly indicate whether its the gents or the womens, then getting moaned and laughed at by some local women mid pee because your in the wrong toilet!!
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That will teach him!MrOneLung said:ForeverAddickted said:
In fact there... not In fact their as per your second to last line!!ricky_otto said:Bellends who use hands free on the train.
Bellends that walk along using hands free.
Mobile phone users on the train who say "sorry on the train so can't talk to loudly" well you are mate because i can here you from half way down the carriage and to be honest I don't give a shit what your wife wants you to pick up from Waitrose.
Bellends who have the click sound activated on their phone.
Bellends who pretend to be on their phone and having a full blown conversation.... With......nobody because their phone rings.
People who wear headphones but have no concept that every body else can hear their shit taste in music.
In fact their is a bloke on the train who I want to beat to death.
Other than that it's a wonderful afternoon.
you're not your in the last line...ForeverAddickted said:Toilets (notably in Brazil) that dont clearly indicate whether its the gents or the womens, then getting moaned and laughed at by some local women mid pee because your in the wrong toilet!!
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ForeverAddickted said:
Thinking you need a dump yet when you get to the toilet its just a false alarm with a few wet farts!! And then walking out to find Dave Mehmet at the hand drier
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Impatient people who fidget around behind me while I am drying my handsDaveMehmet said:Blokes who spend f*****g ages drying their hands on the driers in pubs while you stand there like a lemon with water dripping off you. How f*****g dry do you have to be, you've already blasted one layer of skin off while I've been here.
Maybe I'm just an impatient bastard.0 -
Starting at a new office today, for a couple of months most likely... Its not even 9 and Ive fallen out of my chair. Slippy bloody floor.
On the plus side, you can never demonstrate your incompetence too early... Expectations well and truly managed.6 -
How the hell do you fall out of a chair?LuckyReds said:Starting at a new office today, for a couple of months most likely... Its not even 9 and Ive fallen out of my chair. Slippy bloody floor.
On the plus side, you can never demonstrate your incompetence too early... Expectations well and truly managed.0 - Sponsored links:
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It's a blow up one, too much lube on it. When he said fell he meant slipped.ForeverAddickted said:
How the hell do you fall out of a chair?LuckyReds said:Starting at a new office today, for a couple of months most likely... Its not even 9 and Ive fallen out of my chair. Slippy bloody floor.
On the plus side, you can never demonstrate your incompetence too early... Expectations well and truly managed.2 -
Early morining shopping in selfridges, doesn't open until 9.30. Wife says "why don't we go for a coffee in a place just off regent street. My first thought was "no I can't go down there incase I see Colin" - it's annoying that Colin is now not only impacting my virtual world.6
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People that can afford to go 'Early morning shopping in Selfridges'
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Another 1st world problem, you wanna try slummin it in France pal. FFSricky_otto said:Early morining shopping in selfridges, doesn't open until 9.30. Wife says "why don't we go for a coffee in a place just off regent street. My first thought was "no I can't go down there, in case I see Colin" - it's annoying that Colin is now not only impacting my virtual world.
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Polished floor, and an office chair that actually has working wheels.. I've plonked my arse on the edge, whilst rummaging through my bag - meanwhile the chair decided it had other plans.ForeverAddickted said:
How the hell do you fall out of a chair?LuckyReds said:Starting at a new office today, for a couple of months most likely... Its not even 9 and Ive fallen out of my chair. Slippy bloody floor.
On the plus side, you can never demonstrate your incompetence too early... Expectations well and truly managed.4 -
LuckyReds said:LuckyReds said:Starting at a new office today, for a couple of months most likely... Its not even 9 and Ive fallen out of my chair. Slippy bloody floor.
On the plus side, you can never demonstrate your incompetence too early... Expectations well and truly managed.
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If the Valiants were representing Charlton, does that mean the Uni of Greenwich were representing homophob...
I almost fell out of my chair on that one.
How weird. SD says to you on the Charlton v Homophobia thread last night that "I almost fell out of my chair on that one."
Then 9 hours later you did.
Weird.1 -
Covered End said:
LuckyReds said:LuckyReds said:Starting at a new office today, for a couple of months most likely... Its not even 9 and Ive fallen out of my chair. Slippy bloody floor.
On the plus side, you can never demonstrate your incompetence too early... Expectations well and truly managed.
» show previous quotes
If the Valiants were representing Charlton, does that mean the Uni of Greenwich were representing homophob...
I almost fell out of my chair on that one.
How weird. SD says to you on the Charlton v Homophobia thread last night that "I almost fell out of my chair on that one."
Then 9 hours later you did.Weirdunique.0 -
Nice spot, I know who to blame now..Covered End said:
LuckyReds said:LuckyReds said:Starting at a new office today, for a couple of months most likely... Its not even 9 and Ive fallen out of my chair. Slippy bloody floor.
On the plus side, you can never demonstrate your incompetence too early... Expectations well and truly managed.
» show previous quotes
If the Valiants were representing Charlton, does that mean the Uni of Greenwich were representing homophob...
I almost fell out of my chair on that one.
How weird. SD says to you on the Charlton v Homophobia thread last night that "I almost fell out of my chair on that one."
Then 9 hours later you did.
Weird.0 -
I only saw Colin...ricky_otto said:Early morining shopping in selfridges, doesn't open until 9.30. Wife says "why don't we go for a coffee in a place just off regent street. My first thought was "no I can't go down there incase I see Colin" - it's annoying that Colin is now not only impacting my virtual world.
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He'd get more takers if he formatted his phone number correctly, right?8
