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  • Bolderhumphreyreid
    Bolderhumphreyreid Posts: 2,554
    grumpyaddick said:


    Thought I would be the first to suggest a song for big Simon but can't think of anything to rhyme with Makienok.

    Tracky top?
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    grumpyaddick said:


    Thought I would be the first to suggest a song for big Simon but can't think of anything to rhyme with Makienok.

    Just let him be known as Big Mak
  • grumpyaddick
    grumpyaddick Posts: 6,597
    Bolderhumphreyreid said:

    grumpyaddick said:


    Thought I would be the first to suggest a song for big Simon but can't think of anything to rhyme with Makienok.

    Tracky top?
    I couldn't get past 'flakey-cock' I'm afraid.

  • Rob62
    Rob62 Posts: 1,200
    flyingkiwiDK said:

    I live in Denmark and remember Makienok from his time at Brondby.

    I also have a mate who is far more knowledgable about danish football than me and this is what he had to say...

    "He is pretty average to be fair. He is one of those long, non-technical, strikers, slow, and only has one strength - Box. He can score 10 goals a season at most."

    and..

    "Is a bit of a twat, not very intelligent and has these tattoo, redcarpet, playboy tendencies. "


    He has already had two seasons as a professional footballer when he has scored a fair amount more than 10....
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,897
    flyingkiwiDK said:

    I live in Denmark and remember Makienok from his time at Brondby.

    I also have a mate who is far more knowledgable about danish football than me and this is what he had to say...

    "He is pretty average to be fair. He is one of those long, non-technical, strikers, slow, and only has one strength - Box. He can score 10 goals a season at most."

    and..

    "Is a bit of a twat, not very intelligent and has these tattoo, redcarpet, playboy tendencies. "

    i sense a hint of jealousy.
  • MummysLittleSoldier
    MummysLittleSoldier Posts: 358
    The chosen song for Big Si will be to the tune of KC & The Sunshine Band - Give it Up

    AKA the Vincent van der Voort song to Darts fans
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
    To the tune of Bill Haley - Rock Around The Clock

    When the score strikes two, three and four
    and the Charlton sing and yell for more
    We're gonna rock around for Makienok
    We're gonna rock, rock, rock, 'till broad daylight
    We're gonna rock, gonna rock for Mackienok tonight

  • DeeBee
    DeeBee Posts: 1,033
    PL54 said:

    grumpyaddick said:


    Thought I would be the first to suggest a song for big Simon but can't think of anything to rhyme with Makienok.

    Just let him be known as Big Mak
    We could sing return of the Mac when he scores bang on it
  • SheffieldRed
    SheffieldRed Posts: 3,772
    ValleyGary said:

    To the tune of Bill Haley - Rock Around The Clock

    When the score strikes two, three and four
    and the Charlton sing and yell for more
    We're gonna rock around for Makienok
    We're gonna rock, rock, rock, 'till broad daylight
    We're gonna rock, gonna rock for Mackienok tonight


    Not all the songs that work in musical theatre will work on the football terrace.
  • Valley11
    Valley11 Posts: 12,001
    Is he signing then or what?

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  • Talal
    Talal Posts: 11,493
    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    Swisdom said:

    Oh gosh!

    Might want to put them in a spoiler as some employers get a bit precious at things like that.

    Personally I think the fact she is a celeb might not be the best......risk he could think he is a bit of a Bendtner. HAving watched his videos though he certainly seems like he'd be a massive asset. He reminds me a bit of Duncan Ferguson - skilled, strong in the air and a bit of a character.

    Yep, I have also just got myself in trouble at work.

    Not for having the picture on screen, but for having a quick tug over it.

    Apparently it's not appropriate behaviour on a desk with six other people...........
    Tell me about it, did the same over the McShane pic.
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,016
    Pedro45 said:

    It looked promising when Simon Makienok before last season changed the Super League and Brøndby out with Serie A and Palermo. The stay in Italy has, however, been far from successful, and now the blond striker be on your way to getting the chance to kick new life into his career in England.

    In any case, writes London-medium South London Press on Monday night that Makienok during the week will switch to Charlton from second division on loan in force for the coming season. A switch, which the newspaper calls a coup for Charlton, who previously had both Stephan Andersen and Dennis Rommedahl in the fold when the club a transition was to find in the Premier League.

    Simon Makienok managed to play 101 matches for HB Køge and Brøndby in the Super League with 41 scores to follow before Palermo smoke pockets and bought the striker last summer.

    But 12 months later, it's just been to four substitutions in Serie A, and the Dane is now moving away from Palermo, can hardly be described as no surprise in terms of playing time. In Charlton 24-year Makienok look forward to playing with the former FCK striker Igor Vetokele who came to the Championship club last summer.

    "Before Palermo smoke pockets" - brilliant.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,455
    Have to admit am excited by the possibility of this deal but Palermo really must not rate him, they've already lost Dybala to Juventus (?) so gonna have spend on the Striker front this year
  • waldo
    waldo Posts: 495
    Valley11 said:

    Shit the bed

    There's a spare seat close to me in the Lower West.
  • Vincenzo
    Vincenzo Posts: 2,911
    flyingkiwiDK said:

    I live in Denmark and remember Makienok from his time at Brondby.

    I also have a mate who is far more knowledgable about danish football than me and this is what he had to say...

    "He is pretty average to be fair. He is one of those long, non-technical, strikers, slow, and only has one strength - Box. He can score 10 goals a season at most."

    and..

    "Is a bit of a twat, not very intelligent and has these tattoo, redcarpet, playboy tendencies. "

    Shame. Why can't we sign some shy, bookish types?

  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,655
    So when will it be officially announced that we've signed denmarks answer to Peter Crouch?
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,129
    Anil Koc has had his contract terminated by Standard. I wonder which training ground he'll just turn up at this time?
  • Addictedoldgit
    Addictedoldgit Posts: 1,827
    If she played her cards right --
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,357
    flyingkiwiDK said:

    I live in Denmark and remember Makienok from his time at Brondby.

    I also have a mate who is far more knowledgable about danish football than me and this is what he had to say...

    "He is pretty average to be fair. He is one of those long, non-technical, strikers, slow, and only has one strength - Box. He can score 10 goals a season at most."

    a Carl Leaburn clone then ((:>) .. except for the 10 a season bit


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  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,650
    Red_in_SE8 said:

    Danepak said:

    His bird - Ibi Støving
    image
    image

    Surely those are two different women?
    wipe the screen you fool.
  • wmcf123
    wmcf123 Posts: 5,827
    Lincsaddick said:

    flyingkiwiDK said:

    I live in Denmark and remember Makienok from his time at Brondby.

    I also have a mate who is far more knowledgable about danish football than me and this is what he had to say...

    "He is pretty average to be fair. He is one of those long, non-technical, strikers, slow, and only has one strength - Box. He can score 10 goals a season at most."

    a Carl Leaburn clone then ((:>) .. except for the 10 a season bit

    I hope his wife comes to work for the club's like Leaburn's
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited June 2015
    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    Swisdom said:

    Oh gosh!

    Might want to put them in a spoiler as some employers get a bit precious at things like that.

    Personally I think the fact she is a celeb might not be the best......risk he could think he is a bit of a Bendtner. HAving watched his videos though he certainly seems like he'd be a massive asset. He reminds me a bit of Duncan Ferguson - skilled, strong in the air and a bit of a character.

    Yep, I have also just got myself in trouble at work.

    Not for having the picture on screen, but for having a quick tug over it.

    Apparently it's not appropriate behaviour on a desk with six other people...........
    Dont tell porkies , this was the picture you were tugging over....

  • ken_shabby
    ken_shabby Posts: 6,258
    Just seen a rumour it's a twelve month loan with an option to buy. Anyone ITK want to confirm that?
  • J BLOCK
    J BLOCK Posts: 8,315
    ken_shabby said:

    Just seen a rumour it's a twelve month loan with an option to buy. Anyone ITK want to confirm that?

    Rich Cawley, Charltons current mouth piece
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 51,004
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    ken_shabby said:

    Just seen a rumour it's a twelve month loan with an option to buy. Anyone ITK want to confirm that?

    Championship side Charlton Athletic have struck a deal to sign Palermo striker Simon Makienok on loan for the season, according to the Daily Mail.

    image: http://cdn.footballleagueworld.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/luzon-300x203.jpg

    Luzon is set to add Simon Makienok to his team
    The 24-year-old only signed for Palermo last summer in a £3 million deal from Brondby, but he struggled to adapt to Serie A life despite being chased by a number of European clubs.

    He managed 12 goals in 24 appearances in the 2013/2014 season and five goals in 31 appearances the year before that in native Denmark – the striker only managed four appearances, and failed to score with Palermo last season.

    The Denmark international will arrive at Charlton this week on a season-long loan, however the Addicks have an option to sign him permanently at the end of the season.


    Read more at http://footballleagueworld.co.uk/deal-agreed-charlton-athletic-agree-deal-to-sign-6ft-7-international-striker/?#W8RyXGvObkHxcurH.99
  • ken_shabby
    ken_shabby Posts: 6,258
    FFS! So I'm passing on a rumour from the Daily Mail?






    I have shamed myself!
  • EdgeleyAddick
    EdgeleyAddick Posts: 939
    grumpyaddick said:


    Thought I would be the first to suggest a song for big Simon but can't think of anything to rhyme with Makienok.

    Ma-ki-e-nok, here he comes....

    (to the Fugees "Ready or not")

    Not sure on the next bit.
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,256
    We've finally got our version of Niuhu of Sheff Wed

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