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Simon Makienok (fit missus page 1, signed page 4)

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  • Dizzle
    Dizzle Posts: 5,190
    Cawley said the loan will include option to buy
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    Dizzle said:

    Cawley said the loan will include option to buy his missus

    No wonder Roland put his hand in his pocket.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,830
    great, look forward to the forthcoming email from Google over inappropriate content....
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,357
    edited June 2015
    Red_in_SE8 said:

    Danepak said:

    His bird - Ibi Støving
    image
    image

    Surely those are two different women?
    sweet Ibi .. DEFINITELY looks like a very naughty forty ((:>) .. And tall Simon keeps her on her toes
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,358
    They say life evens itself out. 6'7" plays professional football AND obviously runs with some serious high end milfage...

    God. HURRY UP!!!
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,230
    Have I got the right person as those pictures don't show up on my screen luckily so I've just googled Ibi Støving.. She was born in 1975... Is it his mum?
  • SheedyCAFC
    SheedyCAFC Posts: 1,245
    This thread is hilarious
  • shine166
    shine166 Posts: 13,924
    Curb_It said:

    Have I got the right person as those pictures don't show up on my screen luckily so I've just googled Ibi Støving.. She was born in 1975... Is it his mum?


    Don't care if it's his mum, mrs or aunty.. She's gorgeous
  • Gravesend_Addick
    Gravesend_Addick Posts: 7,299
    Danepak said:

    His bird - Ibi Støving
    image
    image

    On Google images, they are the 1st 2 pictures that come up. The next few are of a woman that looks completely different (and a lot older) it can't be the same woman
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,108
    At least I can pronounce his name unlike Pitta Proziminek

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  • scabbyhorse
    scabbyhorse Posts: 2,543
    Hmmmm wonder what she would look like wearing a ginger wig?
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
    Chrissy\\\'s Army!! said:

    Danepak said:

    His bird - Ibi Støving
    image
    image

    On Google images, they are the 1st 2 pictures that come up. The next few are of a woman that looks completely different (and a lot older) it can't be the same woman
    Its definitely the same woman, just with dyed hair.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
    image
  • markmc68
    markmc68 Posts: 1,593
    Fit
  • falconwood_1
    falconwood_1 Posts: 7,368
    edited June 2015
    Dizzle said:

    Cawley said the loan will include option to buy

    OPTION TAKEN, BUY IBI!

    She looks like Jennifer Lawrence, he plays like Lennie Lawrence...
  • flyingkiwiDK
    flyingkiwiDK Posts: 5,723
    edited June 2015
    I live in Denmark and remember Makienok from his time at Brondby.

    I also have a mate who is far more knowledgable about danish football than me and this is what he had to say...

    "He is pretty average to be fair. He is one of those long, non-technical, strikers, slow, and only has one strength - Box. He can score 10 goals a season at most."

    and..

    "Is a bit of a twat, not very intelligent and has these tattoo, redcarpet, playboy tendencies. "
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,127
    flyingkiwiDK said:

    I live in Denmark and remember Makienok from his time at Brondby.

    I also have a mate who is far more knowledgable about danish football than me and this is what he had to say...

    "He is pretty average to be fair. He is one of those long, non-technical, strikers, slow, and only has one strength - Box. He can score 10 goals a season at most."

    and..

    "Is a bit of a twat, not very intelligent and has these tatoo, redcarpet, playboy tendencies. "

    I suppose we're not looking for him to get bundles of goals. That's the job of Vetokele and Watt. It'll be his all round play that we need more. Let's be honest, anything is an upgrade on Church and Tucudean.
  • GreenWithEnvy
    GreenWithEnvy Posts: 1,844
    flyingkiwiDK said:

    I live in Denmark and remember Makienok from his time at Brondby.

    I also have a mate who is far more knowledgable about danish football than me and this is what he had to say...

    "He is pretty average to be fair. He is one of those long, non-technical, strikers, slow, and only has one strength - Box. He can score 10 goals a season at most."

    and..

    "Is a bit of a twat, not very intelligent and has these tatoo, redcarpet, playboy tendencies. "

    oh... well he can be the bruiser element we are missing up front right now! I am hoping more for Kramer to arrive than Makienok. Wonder what Mrs. Kramer looks like?
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,977
    flyingkiwiDK said:

    I live in Denmark and remember Makienok from his time at Brondby.

    I also have a mate who is far more knowledgable about danish football than me and this is what he had to say...

    "He is pretty average to be fair. He is one of those long, non-technical, strikers, slow, and only has one strength - Box. He can score 10 goals a season at most."

    and..

    "Is a bit of a twat, not very intelligent and has these tattoo, redcarpet, playboy tendencies. "

    This is my concern. Thinks he's Bendtner

  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
    A footballer with a personality?...Oh god, our natives won't approve of that.

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  • flyingkiwiDK
    flyingkiwiDK Posts: 5,723
    edited June 2015
    The move is now being reported in the Danish press.

    http://m.bt.dk/?redirect=www.bt.dk/fodbold/medie-simon-makienok-skifter-til-london-klub&

    I will provide a translation shortly.
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    I thought someone said his missus was 16 year's older than him
  • Pedro45
    Pedro45 Posts: 5,824
    It looked promising when Simon Makienok before last season changed the Super League and Brøndby out with Serie A and Palermo. The stay in Italy has, however, been far from successful, and now the blond striker be on your way to getting the chance to kick new life into his career in England.

    In any case, writes London-medium South London Press on Monday night that Makienok during the week will switch to Charlton from second division on loan in force for the coming season. A switch, which the newspaper calls a coup for Charlton, who previously had both Stephan Andersen and Dennis Rommedahl in the fold when the club a transition was to find in the Premier League.

    Simon Makienok managed to play 101 matches for HB Køge and Brøndby in the Super League with 41 scores to follow before Palermo smoke pockets and bought the striker last summer.

    But 12 months later, it's just been to four substitutions in Serie A, and the Dane is now moving away from Palermo, can hardly be described as no surprise in terms of playing time. In Charlton 24-year Makienok look forward to playing with the former FCK striker Igor Vetokele who came to the Championship club last summer.
  • flyingkiwiDK
    flyingkiwiDK Posts: 5,723
    Pedro45 said:

    It looked promising when Simon Makienok before last season changed the Super League and Brøndby out with Serie A and Palermo. The stay in Italy has, however, been far from successful, and now the blond striker be on your way to getting the chance to kick new life into his career in England.

    In any case, writes London-medium South London Press on Monday night that Makienok during the week will switch to Charlton from second division on loan in force for the coming season. A switch, which the newspaper calls a coup for Charlton, who previously had both Stephan Andersen and Dennis Rommedahl in the fold when the club a transition was to find in the Premier League.

    Simon Makienok managed to play 101 matches for HB Køge and Brøndby in the Super League with 41 scores to follow before Palermo smoke pockets and bought the striker last summer.

    But 12 months later, it's just been to four substitutions in Serie A, and the Dane is now moving away from Palermo, can hardly be described as no surprise in terms of playing time. In Charlton 24-year Makienok look forward to playing with the former FCK striker Igor Vetokele who came to the Championship club last summer.

    Thanks for saving me the trouble Pedro.
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,754
    Swisdom said:

    flyingkiwiDK said:

    I live in Denmark and remember Makienok from his time at Brondby.

    I also have a mate who is far more knowledgable about danish football than me and this is what he had to say...

    "He is pretty average to be fair. He is one of those long, non-technical, strikers, slow, and only has one strength - Box. He can score 10 goals a season at most."

    and..

    "Is a bit of a twat, not very intelligent and has these tattoo, redcarpet, playboy tendencies. "

    This is my concern. Thinks he's Bendtner

    His sexuality has nothing to do with it...
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,589
    PL54 said:

    I thought someone said his missus was 16 year's older than him

    she is, she is 40. however, on her Instagram page there are some photos of her well fit.

  • grumpyaddick
    grumpyaddick Posts: 6,597

    Thought I would be the first to suggest a song for big Simon but can't think of anything to rhyme with Makienok.

  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,785
    edited June 2015
    We're upgrading our Simon (Church) for a bigger, more exciting model.
  • harveys_gardener
    harveys_gardener Posts: 7,038
    Sounds like he is a taller version of Polish Pete.

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