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  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,055
    Definitely looks like Luzon wants a bigger, more physical squad next season - interesting to see if that manifests in the rest of the signings this summer.
  • JaShea99
    JaShea99 Posts: 5,461
    cfgs said:

    JaShea99 said:

    What does 'option to buy' mean? Surely there's a possibility of making every loan permanent if all parties are happy. Have we ever signed a loan player where there is categorically no option of fully signing them at the end?!

    It means the fee is already agreed, so no haggling either way after the loan ends.
    Oh ok, makes sense.
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,017
    se9addick said:

    Definitely looks like Luzon wants a bigger, more physical squad next season - interesting to see if that manifests in the rest of the signings this summer.

    Good for him. I've wanted that for 46 years.
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,655
    edited July 2015
    On the face of it, Big Si, looks a good signing ,passes the Charlton Life, and has got more tats than Rab C Nesbitt.

    I just hope he's got his feet on the ground, rather than his head in the clouds, he could be exactly what we need up front, welcome to the Valley Simon, may your boots and locks be laced with goals.
  • MountsfieldPark
    MountsfieldPark Posts: 2,074
    seth plum said:

    They say he's six foot seven
    He's got a ten foot c**k
    If you wanna know his name
    It's Simon Mackienok.

    Yes, Wikipedia and Transfermarkt are both understandably silent on the matter, but I can tell you that he's really the half-Scottish love child of the Welsh Windbag, Neil Kienock.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    He's a tall Lad
    So this week we've lost a church and gained a steeple.
  • razil
    razil Posts: 15,041
    Don't think its just Luzon, been a fairly onvious gap up front at least
  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,785
    Mackienok, Mackienok
    To celebrate your signing we should do a girlfriend swap............
  • dizzee
    dizzee Posts: 5,616
    wwaddickson said:

    Surely Bullard is past it by now
  • dizzee
    dizzee Posts: 5,616
    CAFCsayer said:

    Or...

    Makienok's a striker,
    He's 6 foot seven tall,
    And when you ask him who he hates, he says he hates Millwall
    He came here from Palermo,
    His feet stick out the bed,
    And when he's standing on the pitch his head is in row zed


    And yes I'm stuck inside and bored!

    Or

    Makienok's a striker,
    His potential was recognised,
    But when he turns up at SE7 he'll soon be charltonised.
    He came here from Palermo,
    But now he is a red,
    Which means when he strikes the ball at goal it'll end up in row Z.

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  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    Fucking hell, he is practically horizontal whilst driving
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,977
    DA9 said:

    Fucking hell, he is practically horizontal whilst driving


    Yet surprisingly upright when putting
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,257
    se9addick said:

    Definitely looks like Luzon wants a bigger, more physical squad next season - interesting to see if that manifests in the rest of the signings this summer.

    As Covered End said this is key. I think people don't realise how important physicality is in our league. All the top forwards in our league have that element, troy Deeney is a great example. Gave Watford that direct option too. I'm hoping Mak can hold up the ball and bully defenders whilst Ba can dominate central midfield. Bauer at the back and that's looking like a strong spine
  • thenewbie
    thenewbie Posts: 11,004
    cabbles said:

    se9addick said:

    Definitely looks like Luzon wants a bigger, more physical squad next season - interesting to see if that manifests in the rest of the signings this summer.

    As Covered End said this is key. I think people don't realise how important physicality is in our league. All the top forwards in our league have that element, troy Deeney is a great example. Gave Watford that direct option too. I'm hoping Mak can hold up the ball and bully defenders whilst Ba can dominate central midfield. Bauer at the back and that's looking like a strong spine
    And face it, physical power was conspicuous in it's absence last season from the first choice 11, with the possible exceptions of Bikey on form and Jordan Cousins. Keep hold of Watt, Igor, JBG, bring Bulot back, there's plenty of flair and attacking skill there but not a lot of physical threat. Makienok may not be a prodigious goal scorer next season but if he adds bulk and power to the attack then that's almost as useful if it gives the other forwards room to play.
  • Elthamaddick
    Elthamaddick Posts: 15,823
    take a bow @CAFCsayer great effort

    got high hopes for Simon, looks like a lunatic who will bash up defenders
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,977
    Elthamaddick said:

    take a bow @CAFCsayer great effort

    got high hopes for Simon, looks like a lunatic who will bash up defenders

    Would love a Duncan Farguson type bully. Invincible aerially and as strong as an ox

  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,632
    Swisdom said:

    Elthamaddick said:

    take a bow @CAFCsayer great effort

    got high hopes for Simon, looks like a lunatic who will bash up defenders

    Would love a Duncan Farguson type bully. Invincible aerially and as strong as an ox

    If this bloke isn't invincible aerially and strong as an ox then we might as well give up.
  • Addickted2TheReds
    Addickted2TheReds Posts: 7,736
    ValleyGary said:

    His song will definitely be the old Michael Morrison one. We're original like that.

    Oh yeah, I remember that one.

    Sounds a bit like the Stephen Henderson song, oh, and the Callum Harriott one.

    Ahh, originality.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,361
    DamoNorthStand said:

    Dazzler21 said:

    Chrissy\\\'s Army!! said:

    That's embarassing
    Why?

    It's my opinion that it's a bit cheesy and embarrassing of a quote...
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,341
    First player to have two Ks in his surname

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  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 51,004
    Knock knock, who's there?
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128
    seth plum said:

    They say he's six foot seven four
    He's got a ten foot c**k (on the soft)
    If you wanna know his name
    It's Simon Mackienok brogib.

    Fixed
  • LouisMend
    LouisMend Posts: 5,450
    Showmetheway2gohome said:

    He looks a bit slow in first training clip.have to do some speed work I think.

    I think he might have been running slowly
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,655
    I wouldn't want to be his hair dresser...
  • CAFC_Norfolk
    CAFC_Norfolk Posts: 359
    thai malaysia addick said:

    First player to have two Ks in his surname

    Talal El Karkouri?
    Paul Konchesky?
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    allez les addicks said:

    http://youtu.be/-yWQ8SRp_fU

    The question is, was his missus the brunette at the start or the naked blonde about halfway through?

    Odd video?

    Why has he got the Sheffield Wednesday badge tattood on his left thigh?
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    PL54 said:

    allez les addicks said:

    http://youtu.be/-yWQ8SRp_fU

    The question is, was his missus the brunette at the start or the naked blonde about halfway through?

    Odd video?

    Why has he got the Sheffield Wednesday badge tattood on his left thigh?
    Because his thighs are massive!
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,966
    edited July 2015
    He's big, he's red, his feet stick out of bed.
    Makienok, Makienok....
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,655
    Watching that video reminds me of standing at the top of a very tall building, and looking down.....

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