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Simon Makienok (fit missus page 1, signed page 4)

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  • Watching that video reminds me of standing at the top of a very tall building, and looking down.....
  • CAFCsayer said:

    Makienok's a striker,
    He's 6 foot seven tall,
    And when you ask him who he likes, he says he hates Millwall
    He come here from Palermo,
    And now he is a red.
    And when he goes to sleep at night his feet stick out the bed

    It HAS to be this one!
  • CAFCsayer said:

    Makienok's a striker,
    He's 6 foot seven tall,
    And when you ask him who he likes, he says he hates Millwall
    He come here from Palermo,
    And now he is a red.
    And when he goes to sleep at night his feet stick out the bed

    It HAS to be this one!
    Just change "who he likes" to "who he hates" and it's a winner
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  • Too easy, won't even bother.

    Damn, Dave !

    I set that one up especially for you !

  • 93Addick said:

    Between him and Igor we must surely have the best WAG strike partnership in the football league

    Met igor and his mrs a couple of weeks ago at their home and can confirm he is a a top bloke and she is a absolute stunner.
  • We've got a great big Simon
    His name is Mackienok
    You can really tell he's Danish
    He's got two stripes down his cock
  • Kneel puny earthlings!
    You'd better kneel puny earthlings
    Kneel puny earthlings
    You'd better kneel puny earthlings
  • 93Addick said:

    Between him and Igor we must surely have the best WAG strike partnership in the football league

    Met igor and his mrs a couple of weeks ago at their home and can confirm he is a a top bloke and she is a absolute stunner.
    @scabbyhorse - how come (just out of interest) ?
  • PL54 said:

    93Addick said:

    Between him and Igor we must surely have the best WAG strike partnership in the football league

    Met igor and his mrs a couple of weeks ago at their home and can confirm he is a a top bloke and she is a absolute stunner.
    @scabbyhorse - how come (just out of interest) ?
    Burglary in progress at the time.
    Is he a PCSO ?
  • Or a burglar? :)
  • edited July 2015
    To the tune of....the Mitchell Johnson song;

    His head's in a cloud
    He's so well endowed
    That Simon Makienok
    He's got a big cock
  • Liking this guy. .... Already has a massive big tattoo of a Robin on his left thigh. Top lad.
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  • How did he play today?
  • Wonder how it went down with Luzon......................
  • Great stuff and a laugh at Guy Luzons expense into the bargain.
  • Wonder how it went down with Luzon......................

    Quietly shuffling in the corner no doubt
  • Brilliant!
  • That really is very funny
  • Brilliant
  • Does he not have any normal clothes? Every pic or vid I see him in he is wearing training gear.
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