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Simon Makienok (fit missus page 1, signed page 4)

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  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987

    I WAS on my knees, however, and possibly obscured by a Red Robin whilst snipping away at a bush.

    *in walks @DaveMehmet
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,834
    It's like an open goal for Dave....
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,606
    Too easy, won't even bother.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    edited July 2015

    Too easy, won't even bother.


    That's exactly what Simon thought when he saw lady fanny 8)
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,017

    I had a brief word with Simon this morning

    Called out "Hello" , whereupon he stopped, looked around, shrugged his shoulders & continued back into the gym.

    I WAS on my knees, however, and possibly obscured by a Red Robin whilst snipping away at a bush.

    This has to be the post of the year !
  • NomadicAddick
    NomadicAddick Posts: 2,114
    CAFCsayer said:

    Makienok's a striker,
    He's 6 foot seven tall,
    And when you ask him who he likes, he says he hates Millwall
    He come here from Palermo,
    And now he is a red.
    And when he goes to sleep at night his feet stick out the bed

    It HAS to be this one!
  • BowieAddick
    BowieAddick Posts: 1,192

    CAFCsayer said:

    Makienok's a striker,
    He's 6 foot seven tall,
    And when you ask him who he likes, he says he hates Millwall
    He come here from Palermo,
    And now he is a red.
    And when he goes to sleep at night his feet stick out the bed

    It HAS to be this one!
    Just change "who he likes" to "who he hates" and it's a winner
  • 93Addick
    93Addick Posts: 136
    Between him and Igor we must surely have the best WAG strike partnership in the football league
  • Fanny Fanackapan
    Fanny Fanackapan Posts: 18,740

    Too easy, won't even bother.

    Damn, Dave !

    I set that one up especially for you !

  • scabbyhorse
    scabbyhorse Posts: 2,543
    93Addick said:

    Between him and Igor we must surely have the best WAG strike partnership in the football league

    Met igor and his mrs a couple of weeks ago at their home and can confirm he is a a top bloke and she is a absolute stunner.

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  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,838
    We've got a great big Simon
    His name is Mackienok
    You can really tell he's Danish
    He's got two stripes down his cock
  • Vincenzo
    Vincenzo Posts: 2,911
    Kneel puny earthlings!
    You'd better kneel puny earthlings
    Kneel puny earthlings
    You'd better kneel puny earthlings
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757

    93Addick said:

    Between him and Igor we must surely have the best WAG strike partnership in the football league

    Met igor and his mrs a couple of weeks ago at their home and can confirm he is a a top bloke and she is a absolute stunner.
    @scabbyhorse - how come (just out of interest) ?
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    PL54 said:

    93Addick said:

    Between him and Igor we must surely have the best WAG strike partnership in the football league

    Met igor and his mrs a couple of weeks ago at their home and can confirm he is a a top bloke and she is a absolute stunner.
    @scabbyhorse - how come (just out of interest) ?
    Burglary in progress at the time.
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757

    PL54 said:

    93Addick said:

    Between him and Igor we must surely have the best WAG strike partnership in the football league

    Met igor and his mrs a couple of weeks ago at their home and can confirm he is a a top bloke and she is a absolute stunner.
    @scabbyhorse - how come (just out of interest) ?
    Burglary in progress at the time.
    Is he a PCSO ?
  • bigstemarra
    bigstemarra Posts: 5,098
    Or a burglar? :)
  • Arry Addick
    Arry Addick Posts: 1,170
    edited July 2015
    To the tune of....the Mitchell Johnson song;

    His head's in a cloud
    He's so well endowed
    That Simon Makienok
    He's got a big cock
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,597
    Liking this guy. .... Already has a massive big tattoo of a Robin on his left thigh. Top lad.
  • c4fcdenmark
    c4fcdenmark Posts: 2,041
    How did he play today?

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  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,788
    Wonder how it went down with Luzon......................
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,597
    Great stuff and a laugh at Guy Luzons expense into the bargain.
  • J BLOCK
    J BLOCK Posts: 8,316

    Wonder how it went down with Luzon......................

    Quietly shuffling in the corner no doubt
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Brilliant!
  • That really is very funny
  • souladdick
    souladdick Posts: 214
    Brilliant
  • Ross
    Ross Posts: 4,412
    Does he not have any normal clothes? Every pic or vid I see him in he is wearing training gear.
  • BR7_addick
    BR7_addick Posts: 10,212
    Squad may be thin/not good enough according to most, but at least the spirit is there!
  • roseandcrown
    roseandcrown Posts: 7,588
    That's brilliant, you can see guy and Damian laughing at it.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,834
    Quality bants.