Simon Makienok (fit missus page 1, signed page 4)
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Tracky top?grumpyaddick said:
Thought I would be the first to suggest a song for big Simon but can't think of anything to rhyme with Makienok.1 -
Just let him be known as Big Makgrumpyaddick said:
Thought I would be the first to suggest a song for big Simon but can't think of anything to rhyme with Makienok.
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I couldn't get past 'flakey-cock' I'm afraid.Bolderhumphreyreid said:
Tracky top?grumpyaddick said:
Thought I would be the first to suggest a song for big Simon but can't think of anything to rhyme with Makienok.
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flyingkiwiDK said:
I live in Denmark and remember Makienok from his time at Brondby.
I also have a mate who is far more knowledgable about danish football than me and this is what he had to say...
"He is pretty average to be fair. He is one of those long, non-technical, strikers, slow, and only has one strength - Box. He can score 10 goals a season at most."
and..
"Is a bit of a twat, not very intelligent and has these tattoo, redcarpet, playboy tendencies. "
He has already had two seasons as a professional footballer when he has scored a fair amount more than 10....5 -
i sense a hint of jealousy.flyingkiwiDK said:I live in Denmark and remember Makienok from his time at Brondby.
I also have a mate who is far more knowledgable about danish football than me and this is what he had to say...
"He is pretty average to be fair. He is one of those long, non-technical, strikers, slow, and only has one strength - Box. He can score 10 goals a season at most."
and..
"Is a bit of a twat, not very intelligent and has these tattoo, redcarpet, playboy tendencies. "3 -
The chosen song for Big Si will be to the tune of KC & The Sunshine Band - Give it Up
AKA the Vincent van der Voort song to Darts fans0 -
To the tune of Bill Haley - Rock Around The Clock
When the score strikes two, three and four
and the Charlton sing and yell for more
We're gonna rock around for Makienok
We're gonna rock, rock, rock, 'till broad daylight
We're gonna rock, gonna rock for Mackienok tonight
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We could sing return of the Mac when he scores bang on itPL54 said:
Just let him be known as Big Makgrumpyaddick said:
Thought I would be the first to suggest a song for big Simon but can't think of anything to rhyme with Makienok.0 -
ValleyGary said:
To the tune of Bill Haley - Rock Around The Clock
When the score strikes two, three and four
and the Charlton sing and yell for more
We're gonna rock around for Makienok
We're gonna rock, rock, rock, 'till broad daylight
We're gonna rock, gonna rock for Mackienok tonight
Not all the songs that work in musical theatre will work on the football terrace.
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Is he signing then or what?0
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Yep, I have also just got myself in trouble at work.Swisdom said:Oh gosh!
Might want to put them in a spoiler as some employers get a bit precious at things like that.
Personally I think the fact she is a celeb might not be the best......risk he could think he is a bit of a Bendtner. HAving watched his videos though he certainly seems like he'd be a massive asset. He reminds me a bit of Duncan Ferguson - skilled, strong in the air and a bit of a character.
Not for having the picture on screen, but for having a quick tug over it.
Apparently it's not appropriate behaviour on a desk with six other people...........23 -
Tell me about it, did the same over the McShane pic.Brendan_O_Connell said:
Yep, I have also just got myself in trouble at work.Swisdom said:Oh gosh!
Might want to put them in a spoiler as some employers get a bit precious at things like that.
Personally I think the fact she is a celeb might not be the best......risk he could think he is a bit of a Bendtner. HAving watched his videos though he certainly seems like he'd be a massive asset. He reminds me a bit of Duncan Ferguson - skilled, strong in the air and a bit of a character.
Not for having the picture on screen, but for having a quick tug over it.
Apparently it's not appropriate behaviour on a desk with six other people...........13 -
"Before Palermo smoke pockets" - brilliant.Pedro45 said:It looked promising when Simon Makienok before last season changed the Super League and Brøndby out with Serie A and Palermo. The stay in Italy has, however, been far from successful, and now the blond striker be on your way to getting the chance to kick new life into his career in England.
In any case, writes London-medium South London Press on Monday night that Makienok during the week will switch to Charlton from second division on loan in force for the coming season. A switch, which the newspaper calls a coup for Charlton, who previously had both Stephan Andersen and Dennis Rommedahl in the fold when the club a transition was to find in the Premier League.
Simon Makienok managed to play 101 matches for HB Køge and Brøndby in the Super League with 41 scores to follow before Palermo smoke pockets and bought the striker last summer.
But 12 months later, it's just been to four substitutions in Serie A, and the Dane is now moving away from Palermo, can hardly be described as no surprise in terms of playing time. In Charlton 24-year Makienok look forward to playing with the former FCK striker Igor Vetokele who came to the Championship club last summer.1 -
Have to admit am excited by the possibility of this deal but Palermo really must not rate him, they've already lost Dybala to Juventus (?) so gonna have spend on the Striker front this year0
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Shame. Why can't we sign some shy, bookish types?flyingkiwiDK said:I live in Denmark and remember Makienok from his time at Brondby.
I also have a mate who is far more knowledgable about danish football than me and this is what he had to say...
"He is pretty average to be fair. He is one of those long, non-technical, strikers, slow, and only has one strength - Box. He can score 10 goals a season at most."
and..
"Is a bit of a twat, not very intelligent and has these tattoo, redcarpet, playboy tendencies. "
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So when will it be officially announced that we've signed denmarks answer to Peter Crouch?2
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Anil Koc has had his contract terminated by Standard. I wonder which training ground he'll just turn up at this time?1
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If she played her cards right --0
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flyingkiwiDK said:
I live in Denmark and remember Makienok from his time at Brondby.
I also have a mate who is far more knowledgable about danish football than me and this is what he had to say...
"He is pretty average to be fair. He is one of those long, non-technical, strikers, slow, and only has one strength - Box. He can score 10 goals a season at most."
a Carl Leaburn clone then ((:>) .. except for the 10 a season bit0 -
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wipe the screen you fool.Red_in_SE8 said:
Surely those are two different women?Danepak said:His bird - Ibi Støving
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Lincsaddick said:
I hope his wife comes to work for the club's like Leaburn'sflyingkiwiDK said:I live in Denmark and remember Makienok from his time at Brondby.
I also have a mate who is far more knowledgable about danish football than me and this is what he had to say...
"He is pretty average to be fair. He is one of those long, non-technical, strikers, slow, and only has one strength - Box. He can score 10 goals a season at most."
a Carl Leaburn clone then ((:>) .. except for the 10 a season bit0 -
Dont tell porkies , this was the picture you were tugging over....Brendan_O_Connell said:
Yep, I have also just got myself in trouble at work.Swisdom said:Oh gosh!
Might want to put them in a spoiler as some employers get a bit precious at things like that.
Personally I think the fact she is a celeb might not be the best......risk he could think he is a bit of a Bendtner. HAving watched his videos though he certainly seems like he'd be a massive asset. He reminds me a bit of Duncan Ferguson - skilled, strong in the air and a bit of a character.
Not for having the picture on screen, but for having a quick tug over it.
Apparently it's not appropriate behaviour on a desk with six other people...........
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Just seen a rumour it's a twelve month loan with an option to buy. Anyone ITK want to confirm that?0
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Rich Cawley, Charltons current mouth pieceken_shabby said:Just seen a rumour it's a twelve month loan with an option to buy. Anyone ITK want to confirm that?
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Think he's looking for a big wage packet.Danepak said:His bird - Ibi Støving
Wife's been reduced to looking for loose change down the back of the sofa.
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Championship side Charlton Athletic have struck a deal to sign Palermo striker Simon Makienok on loan for the season, according to the Daily Mail.ken_shabby said:Just seen a rumour it's a twelve month loan with an option to buy. Anyone ITK want to confirm that?
image: http://cdn.footballleagueworld.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/luzon-300x203.jpg
Luzon is set to add Simon Makienok to his team
The 24-year-old only signed for Palermo last summer in a £3 million deal from Brondby, but he struggled to adapt to Serie A life despite being chased by a number of European clubs.
He managed 12 goals in 24 appearances in the 2013/2014 season and five goals in 31 appearances the year before that in native Denmark – the striker only managed four appearances, and failed to score with Palermo last season.
The Denmark international will arrive at Charlton this week on a season-long loan, however the Addicks have an option to sign him permanently at the end of the season.
Read more at http://footballleagueworld.co.uk/deal-agreed-charlton-athletic-agree-deal-to-sign-6ft-7-international-striker/?#W8RyXGvObkHxcurH.990 -
FFS! So I'm passing on a rumour from the Daily Mail?
I have shamed myself!6 -
Ma-ki-e-nok, here he comes....grumpyaddick said:
Thought I would be the first to suggest a song for big Simon but can't think of anything to rhyme with Makienok.
(to the Fugees "Ready or not")
Not sure on the next bit.5 -
We've finally got our version of Niuhu of Sheff Wed1
