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Simon Makienok (fit missus page 1, signed page 4)

Bolderhumphreyreid
Bolderhumphreyreid Posts: 2,553
edited July 2015 in General Charlton
We need to get this guy over the line quickly.

He's the only player we've been linked with who has a 'proper' YouTube video. The others are full of the same goal over and over again!

He looks the sort of player to get bums on seats and keepers on bums.
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  • razil
    razil Posts: 15,041
    Simon Makienok
    Footballer
    Simon Makienok Christoffersen is a Danish footballer who plays as a striker for the Serie A side Palermo. Makienok has also represented Denmark at senior and several youth levels. Wikipedia
    Born: November 21, 1990 (age 24), Næstved, Denmark
    Height: 2.01 m
    Weight: 94 kg
    Career start: 2008
    Spouse: Ibi Støving (m. 2014)
    Current teams: U.S. Città di Palermo (#11 / Forward), Denmark national football team (Forward)

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3143885/Charlton-agree-loan-deal-Palermo-Denmark-international-Simon-Makienok.html
  • uie2
    uie2 Posts: 4,596
    Wait so maybe that's him in the picture of pre-season training yesterday who peeps thought was Paul McShane?
  • LouisMend
    LouisMend Posts: 5,448
    uie2 said:

    Wait so maybe that's him in the picture of pre-season training yesterday who peeps thought was Paul McShane?

    I was just thinking that. Trying to work out if he's tall enough.
  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    uie2 said:

    Wait so maybe that's him in the picture of pre-season training yesterday who peeps thought was Paul McShane?

    What the bloke who played Ted Bovis in Hi-Di-Hi?
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,461

    We need to get this guy over the line quickly.

    He's the only player we've been linked with who has a 'proper' YouTube video. The others are full of the same goal over and over again!

    He looks the sort of player to get bums on seats and keepers on bums.

    He looks the sort of person who should be on ............. It's a knockout.

    ;-)

  • RedPanda
    RedPanda Posts: 4,987
    From Wiki:

    Simon Makienok Christoffersen (born 21 November 1990) is a Danish footballer who plays as a striker for the Serie A side Palermo. Makienok has also represented Denmark at senior and several youth levels. Makienok had been a lifelong Charlton Athletic fan after watching Eddie Youds solid defensive displays in 2000.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Makienok
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    Yeah, but what about proven Championship level cart horses ?
  • cafctom
    cafctom Posts: 11,372
    razil said:
    Definitely passes the Charlton Life height test. 6 foot 6 and 14 stone. Even Bikey would be intimidated by those numbers!
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited June 2015
    Halix said:

    uie2 said:

    Wait so maybe that's him in the picture of pre-season training yesterday who peeps thought was Paul McShane?

    What the bloke who played Ted Bovis in Hi-Di-Hi?
    Hopefully if he signs he can persuade Ruth Madoc, Aka Gladys Pugh to be the new tannoy announcer.
  • Halix said:

    uie2 said:

    Wait so maybe that's him in the picture of pre-season training yesterday who peeps thought was Paul McShane?

    What the bloke who played Ted Bovis in Hi-Di-Hi?
    Hopefully if he signs he can persuade Ruth Madoc, Aka Gladys Pugh to be the new tannoy announcer.
    Don't call the A Block campers. They'll kick off.
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  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    What's the point of these big strikers if we have small (under 6'5") goalkeepers? Can't you lot see the blimmin obvious that we desperately need to sign a goalkeeper?
  • LouisMend
    LouisMend Posts: 5,448
    seth plum said:

    What's the point of these big strikers if we have small (under 6'5") goalkeepers? Can't you lot see the blimmin obvious that we desperately need to sign a goalkeeper?

    You're right. Send him back.
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,256
    Every time I read/say it, it comes out as manioc as in the flour
  • Blucher
    Blucher Posts: 4,135
    Assuming it's true, good to hear about the option to purchase him after a year. Six caps as well and hopefully we can get him up to speed over a good pre-season, given that he hardly played last season.

    It certainly looks an interesting one and maybe a transfer that can capture the supporters' imagination.

    If he's 6ft 7, that makes him about 3 inches bigger than Dave Shipperley, the tallest player I remember seeing at Charlton. Always enjoyed 'The Ship's' corner routines, which involved charging in from the corner of the box and basically trampling on anyone who got in the way.
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    Is he mobile, or simply tall enough to pin a mobile to his child's bedroom ceiling?
  • Vincenzo
    Vincenzo Posts: 2,911
    Can I be the first to say: Good feet for a big man.

  • colthe3rd
    colthe3rd Posts: 8,486
    seth plum said:

    Is he mobile, or simply tall enough to pin a mobile to his child's bedroom ceiling?

    Definitely gets good reception wherever he is.
  • GreenWithEnvy
    GreenWithEnvy Posts: 1,843
    6 foot 6 and a 100 tons, the undisputed King of the Slums! - Carter USM
  • Danepak
    Danepak Posts: 1,630
    His bird - Ibi Støving
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  • Valley11
    Valley11 Posts: 11,987
    Shit the bed
  • Garrymanilow
    Garrymanilow Posts: 13,172
    There's a Danish FHM?
  • Talal
    Talal Posts: 11,491
    7.4/10
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,977
    Oh gosh!

    Might want to put them in a spoiler as some employers get a bit precious at things like that.

    Personally I think the fact she is a celeb might not be the best......risk he could think he is a bit of a Bendtner. HAving watched his videos though he certainly seems like he'd be a massive asset. He reminds me a bit of Duncan Ferguson - skilled, strong in the air and a bit of a character.
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,569
    looking good for 40
  • Red_in_SE8
    Red_in_SE8 Posts: 5,961
    Danepak said:

    His bird - Ibi Støving
    image
    image

    Surely those are two different women?
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,625
    Same woman
  • Hornchurch
    Hornchurch Posts: 902
    Swisdom said:

    Oh gosh!

    Personally I think the fact she is a celeb might not be the best.......

    Marvellous. The new Danny Murphy
  • Swisdom said:

    Oh gosh!

    Might want to put them in a spoiler as some employers get a bit precious at things like that.

    Personally I think the fact she is a celeb might not be the best......risk he could think he is a bit of a Bendtner. HAving watched his videos though he certainly seems like he'd be a massive asset. He reminds me a bit of Duncan Ferguson - skilled, strong in the air and a bit of a character.

    Agreed! Opened this thread and had to do the quickest close screen ever. Just sent a cup of coffee flying, terrific.