No rumour...but I see @AFKABartram is keeping the "bite size" thread closed, so only he can come up with the puns and attempted funnies...even if it takes a couple of days to think of some!!!
Joey Barton to come and hone his language skills at le Valley? At 5'11" passes the height test, and would make a unifying influence in the dressing room. Plus his output on Twitter would keep us all interested.
No thanks to Zamora & Barton. Too old & just looking for another fat pay-day....why do you think QPR went down !! Much better off with the JBG & Bulots of this world.
That exclusive Yann Kermorgant interview in full, courtesy of www. goalsandbullshit4sadlosers.com
Journo: So Yann, congratulations again on winning promotion to the EPL with Bournemouth. You must be very excited about next season.
Yann: Of course, of course, what professional player would not want to play against the world's best players at iconic stadiums like Anfield and Old Trafford in front of huge crowds and be featured on TV?
Journo: So what about this rumour of a move back to the Valley then?
Yann: Oui Oui. I weighed it all up very carefully and thought that rather than be playing in the most prestigious football league on the planet, I would like to return to south London and get kicked from ass to elbow in the Championship, where I can achieve a lifetime ambition and work for those two faced dickheads who forced me out of the club I loved and then lied about the circumstances.
Journo: So I am actually dreaming this interview then Yann and you are not really dressed as a Christmas tree fairy and riding a flying pig across the studio
Yann: That's right my friend. You have been on the waccy-baccy once again and its this is all a psychotic illusion provoked by an unhealthy substance abuse issue.
Journo: So I am not really an award winning sports journalist who has a cool car and direct access to all the hottest names in sport?
Yann: NO my friend, you stack shelves in Morrison's on a part-time basis, you ride a bike and your girlfriend just dumped you.
Journo: Thanks Yann.
Yann: Pas problem mon ami. Bon Chance avec the rehab.
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Kevin Lisbie set to sign for Barnet
The fact you get the undoubted hilarity of the 2009 Sidcup Light Entertainer of Year bronze medalist should be viewed as a 'package extra'
:-)
I get the reason and it's definitely needed...I'll stick to checking on there for updates in future ;-)
Strange player - capable of real brilliance, but can look a real donkey.
Not suitable for us though - Wages, Age, (Motivation?)
At 5'11" passes the height test, and would make a unifying influence in the dressing room.
Plus his output on Twitter would keep us all interested.
5 goals 2 assist 9 start in a poor team this season
http://www.footmercato.net/autre-championnat/info-fm-libre-comme-l-air-magaye-gu
He's also a 'football intermediary' ..... Oooo what can it mean???
That exclusive Yann Kermorgant interview in full, courtesy of www. goalsandbullshit4sadlosers.com
Journo: So Yann, congratulations again on winning promotion to the EPL with Bournemouth. You must be very excited about next season.
Yann: Of course, of course, what professional player would not want to play against the world's best players at iconic stadiums like Anfield and Old Trafford in front of huge crowds and be featured on TV?
Journo: So what about this rumour of a move back to the Valley then?
Yann: Oui Oui. I weighed it all up very carefully and thought that rather than be playing in the most prestigious football league on the planet, I would like to return to south London and get kicked from ass to elbow in the Championship, where I can achieve a lifetime ambition and work for those two faced dickheads who forced me out of the club I loved and then lied about the circumstances.
Journo: So I am actually dreaming this interview then Yann and you are not really dressed as a Christmas tree fairy and riding a flying pig across the studio
Yann: That's right my friend. You have been on the waccy-baccy once again and its this is all a psychotic illusion provoked by an unhealthy substance abuse issue.
Journo: So I am not really an award winning sports journalist who has a cool car and direct access to all the hottest names in sport?
Yann: NO my friend, you stack shelves in Morrison's on a part-time basis, you ride a bike and your girlfriend just dumped you.
Journo: Thanks Yann.
Yann: Pas problem mon ami. Bon Chance avec the rehab.