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The New Pope

legaladdick
legaladdick Posts: 1,808
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Well who is going to be the new Catholic Pope? Apparently Nick Pope doesn't qualify (why not - his name gives him a head start surely!!) so is it going to be an African, a South American or someone 'safe'? Or does it matter at all?
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  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,501
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  • SE10
    SE10 Posts: 2,169
    edited March 2013
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  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    the new "catholic Pope" --------------is their a Jewish one then ?
  • legaladdick
    legaladdick Posts: 1,808
    Well Gonnerhater their are actually several religions who use that title - hence my specifying the Catholics:-) However in answer to your specific question - no I don't think there is Jewish one! He has had a bit of himself removed which I don't think is essential for Catholics.

  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    Legal A---to be 100% honest i didnt know there were any other religions that used Pope ---so glad to learn something.

    Mind you Pope Avi Cohen the First has a good ring about it.
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,387
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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,119
    No doubt about it, NLA is going to be the new Pope: "Testiculos habet et bene pendentes".
  • legaladdick
    legaladdick Posts: 1,808
    Thanks Stig. Alas Google translated this as "Depending on the well and has a testicle. " Mmmmm...bit too deep and meaningful for me.

    I raised the issue as the papers and radio seemed to be so very concerned although I did wonder whether it had impacted on SE7 as much as the possibility of a home win over Millwall or a replacementfor CP.......clearly not:-)

  • Valley11
    Valley11 Posts: 12,016
    carly burn said:

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    Haha
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,020
    Quality carly!

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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,119
    legaladdick said:

    Thanks Stig. Alas Google translated this as "Depending on the well and has a testicle. " Mmmmm...bit too deep and meaningful for me.

    I raised the issue as the papers and radio seemed to be so very concerned although I did wonder whether it had impacted on SE7 as much as the possibility of a home win over Millwall or a replacementfor CP.......clearly not:-)

    He has testicles and they hang well.
  • legaladdick
    legaladdick Posts: 1,808
    Cheers Stig:-) I must say that Carly burn has surely shown us the new face of Il Papa.....
  • fatkit
    fatkit Posts: 294
    whoever it may be, he'll wear a pointy hat.
  • bloodnut
    bloodnut Posts: 2,146
    curbs must be in the running for this one, surely...???
  • SELR_addicks
    SELR_addicks Posts: 15,506
    Curbs 14/1
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,119
    legaladdick said:

    Cheers Stig:-) I must say that Carly burn has surely shown us the new face of Il Papa.....

    You're right:

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  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,501
    "Statistically only 1 in 3 Popes is a Catholic, and bears on the whole don't shit in the woods that much"

    (I wonder if that changes to 2 in 4 til Benedict pops his clogs)
  • Oakster
    Oakster Posts: 6,812
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  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,934
    Does he pray?
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,119
    Found this on the net:

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  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    is he here yet?
    is he here yet?
    is he here yet?
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Black smoke from chimney no agreement met yet

    Still better than rugby on tv

    And we need a pope before the small will come
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    We know when Smallwall have elected a new "Harry The Frog" when there is white smoke from a Hairdressers
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,622
    legaladdick said:

    Thanks Stig. Alas Google translated this as "Depending on the well and has a testicle. " Mmmmm...bit too deep and meaningful for me.


    Perhaps this is a Teabagging issue. Depending on the well... how deep is it? and has a testicle.... How far can he teabag it?

    I'm sure I read somewhere this is part of the Papal criteria.

  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Lol gh
  • FishCostaFortune
    FishCostaFortune Posts: 10,802
    Why can't God just pick the next Pope and be done with it....
  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,438
    FishCostaFortune said:

    Why can't God just pick the next Pope and be done with it....

    According to the Cardinals, that's exactly what is happening.

    So, what are the odds on a black, gay, female Pope?

  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    I have Sean Patrick O'Malley in the "popestake" at work.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,060
    Rizzo said:

    FishCostaFortune said:

    Why can't God just pick the next Pope and be done with it....

    According to the Cardinals, that's exactly what is happening.

    So, what are the odds on a black, gay, female Pope?

    I think they have all been done before, just not at the same time!
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    edited March 2013
    Peter Odemwingie has just arrived in Vatican City.
    All hail Pope Pete.

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