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The New Pope

Well who is going to be the new Catholic Pope? Apparently Nick Pope doesn't qualify (why not - his name gives him a head start surely!!) so is it going to be an African, a South American or someone 'safe'? Or does it matter at all?
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  • edited March 2013
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  • the new "catholic Pope" --------------is their a Jewish one then ?
  • Well Gonnerhater their are actually several religions who use that title - hence my specifying the Catholics:-) However in answer to your specific question - no I don't think there is Jewish one! He has had a bit of himself removed which I don't think is essential for Catholics.

  • Legal A---to be 100% honest i didnt know there were any other religions that used Pope ---so glad to learn something.

    Mind you Pope Avi Cohen the First has a good ring about it.
  • No doubt about it, NLA is going to be the new Pope: "Testiculos habet et bene pendentes".
  • Thanks Stig. Alas Google translated this as "Depending on the well and has a testicle. " Mmmmm...bit too deep and meaningful for me.

    I raised the issue as the papers and radio seemed to be so very concerned although I did wonder whether it had impacted on SE7 as much as the possibility of a home win over Millwall or a replacementfor CP.......clearly not:-)

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  • Thanks Stig. Alas Google translated this as "Depending on the well and has a testicle. " Mmmmm...bit too deep and meaningful for me.

    I raised the issue as the papers and radio seemed to be so very concerned although I did wonder whether it had impacted on SE7 as much as the possibility of a home win over Millwall or a replacementfor CP.......clearly not:-)

    He has testicles and they hang well.
  • Cheers Stig:-) I must say that Carly burn has surely shown us the new face of Il Papa.....
  • whoever it may be, he'll wear a pointy hat.
  • curbs must be in the running for this one, surely...???
  • Curbs 14/1
  • Cheers Stig:-) I must say that Carly burn has surely shown us the new face of Il Papa.....

    You're right:

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  • "Statistically only 1 in 3 Popes is a Catholic, and bears on the whole don't shit in the woods that much"

    (I wonder if that changes to 2 in 4 til Benedict pops his clogs)
  • Does he pray?
  • Found this on the net:

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  • is he here yet?
    is he here yet?
    is he here yet?
  • Black smoke from chimney no agreement met yet

    Still better than rugby on tv

    And we need a pope before the small will come
  • We know when Smallwall have elected a new "Harry The Frog" when there is white smoke from a Hairdressers
  • Thanks Stig. Alas Google translated this as "Depending on the well and has a testicle. " Mmmmm...bit too deep and meaningful for me.


    Perhaps this is a Teabagging issue. Depending on the well... how deep is it? and has a testicle.... How far can he teabag it?

    I'm sure I read somewhere this is part of the Papal criteria.

  • Why can't God just pick the next Pope and be done with it....
  • Why can't God just pick the next Pope and be done with it....

    According to the Cardinals, that's exactly what is happening.

    So, what are the odds on a black, gay, female Pope?

  • I have Sean Patrick O'Malley in the "popestake" at work.
  • Rizzo said:

    Why can't God just pick the next Pope and be done with it....

    According to the Cardinals, that's exactly what is happening.

    So, what are the odds on a black, gay, female Pope?

    I think they have all been done before, just not at the same time!
  • edited March 2013
    Peter Odemwingie has just arrived in Vatican City.
    All hail Pope Pete.
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