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You’ve met him @blackpool72, do you think he would know what teabagging is?blackpool72 said:
Please don't 😣Arsenetatters said:
I haven’t heard of teabagging but my imagination is putting unpleasant images into my mind. I’ll ask MrTatters when he’s finished his sudoku.MrLargo said:
So from that, I'm guessing that he's a sitting folder who doesn't move his bollocks.Arsenetatters said:I’ve just asked if he stands up, scrunches or moves his balls. He has looked at me with utter disgust.
Hope you're not into teabagging AT, that would be fraught with danger.0 -
Probably not 😁Arsenetatters said:
You’ve met him @blackpool72, do you think he would know what teabagging is?blackpool72 said:
Please don't 😣Arsenetatters said:
I haven’t heard of teabagging but my imagination is putting unpleasant images into my mind. I’ll ask MrTatters when he’s finished his sudoku.MrLargo said:
So from that, I'm guessing that he's a sitting folder who doesn't move his bollocks.Arsenetatters said:I’ve just asked if he stands up, scrunches or moves his balls. He has looked at me with utter disgust.
Hope you're not into teabagging AT, that would be fraught with danger.1 -
Some of the birds I know it works the other wayCovered End said:Btw women should always wipe front to back to avoid infection in the noony.3 -
ValleyGary said:
Some of the birds I know it works the other wayCovered End said:Btw women should always wipe front to back to avoid infection in the noony.
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Where do you keep spare toilet rolls.
My old nan used to have a doll with a big dress to put over the spare roll.
When I was living with my parents, the magic fairies used to change the roll when ever there were only a few sheets left.0 -
Oh god, that’s so sweet......I’m fillin up smudge.smudge7946 said:Where do you keep spare toilet rolls.
My old nan used to have a doll with a big dress to put over the spare roll.
When I was living with my parents, the magic fairies used to change the roll when ever there were only a few sheets left.1 -
I’ve just googled it. I have an unwanted image on my computer.MrLargo said:
So from that, I'm guessing that he's a sitting folder who doesn't move his bollocks.Arsenetatters said:I’ve just asked if he stands up, scrunches or moves his balls. He has looked at me with utter disgust.
Hope you're not into teabagging AT, that would be fraught with danger.
despite the image I’m still wondering how this is done. Surely not the whole lot at once. Maybe one at a time?3 -
One at time is nice.Arsenetatters said:
I’ve just googled it. I have an unwanted image on my computer.MrLargo said:
So from that, I'm guessing that he's a sitting folder who doesn't move his bollocks.Arsenetatters said:I’ve just asked if he stands up, scrunches or moves his balls. He has looked at me with utter disgust.
Hope you're not into teabagging AT, that would be fraught with danger.
despite the image I’m still wondering how this is done. Surely not the whole lot at once. Maybe one at a time?0 -
I tried to warn you 🤣🤣Arsenetatters said:
I’ve just googled it. I have an unwanted image on my computer.MrLargo said:
So from that, I'm guessing that he's a sitting folder who doesn't move his bollocks.Arsenetatters said:I’ve just asked if he stands up, scrunches or moves his balls. He has looked at me with utter disgust.
Hope you're not into teabagging AT, that would be fraught with danger.
despite the image I’m still wondering how this is done. Surely not the whole lot at once. Maybe one at a time?1 -
Can we get this thread back on topic please? I am concerned where it might go next.0
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Really I would've thought wet wipes would be less likely to cause fissures due to being softer.oohaahmortimer said:I was informed by a doctor to not use wet wipes because they can lead to fissures.
I often had a sore arse due to wet wipes .
he informed me that some water on toilet tissue was a much better option.
i sit down and wipe , in between legs back to front , quick butchers at the paper and away we go .
once clean I’m not immune to a stand up wipe (I use mountains of toilet tissue because of my mushy shits , so I’m jealous of these punters who smash out a log couple of wipes and off they go) just to make sure I’m pristine clean0 -
In the fridgesmudge7946 said:Where do you keep spare toilet rolls.
My old nan used to have a doll with a big dress to put over the spare roll.
When I was living with my parents, the magic fairies used to change the roll when ever there were only a few sheets left.
this is a thread for @carter and @mcs0 -
Think the “wet” bit of them was the issue , are some scented or whatever it is that makes em wet was the issue , this is a good 12+ years agoTalal said:
Really I would've thought wet wipes would be less likely to cause fissures due to being softer.oohaahmortimer said:I was informed by a doctor to not use wet wipes because they can lead to fissures.
I often had a sore arse due to wet wipes .
he informed me that some water on toilet tissue was a much better option.
i sit down and wipe , in between legs back to front , quick butchers at the paper and away we go .
once clean I’m not immune to a stand up wipe (I use mountains of toilet tissue because of my mushy shits , so I’m jealous of these punters who smash out a log couple of wipes and off they go) just to make sure I’m pristine clean0 -
My contribution to this thread will be thorough and final
Don't scrimp on big roll, but you don't need to be blowing the budget on it either. Asda and Sainsbury's do a perfectly good own brand 24 pack. The flushable biodegradable wipes are a treat and should be used as such. @oohaahmortimer is right, they can really mess with your starfish whose job it is to keep the outside world out and the passage naturally lubricated with a mucus-like substance that will prevent the anus from drying and tearing the next time one of you animals drops off something the size of a can of stella.
Bog roll in the fridge was always my drill, it used to really amuse or aggravate any females in my dwellings depending on their understanding of the consequences of enjoying Phaal heat Indian food.
Wet wipes should absolutely not, ever be used on the dung button, the moisture on them is designed to dry on it's own which will cause you bother and unless you want to be going to a proctologist to have a fissure or chalfont treated stick to toilet paper. Or use the sub-continental method of douching with water squirted from a bottle.
If I ever catch someone leaving evidence of this in a shared facility though I will find, embarrass and deal with them.
Finally, respect the toilet and clean your carnage up. Encountering someone else's post-dump mayhem sickens me. That sort of atrocity is unacceptable and should be viewed and laughed at by the dumper in the flesh only. Nothing wrong with taking a snap and sending it to a mate at breakfast time after you have done a banksy with effluence and blood, but clean that shit up afterwards
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Give some thought to hair removal, if you have an arse crack like a gorilla then paper isn't going to do the job on it's own, your crack and coy will be claggy as fuck and you will smell. Imac your arse, shave it or wax it. Keep on top of this and at worse, you will achieve a more detailed clean, at best, chicks will be prepared to trombone you which is something to behold and worth the short term gasp as you apply hair removal cream for the first time10 -
Yeah...
But winets?
Where are the wise winet words?0 -
Proper pet hate of mine
the dirty shit filth people leave behind
I have a splatter shit most of time and it’s carnage but I meticulously get in the pan and clean it all up
properly having rucks constantly with my 4 boys about the mess they leave .
tidy it up and if you can’t do it get me to do it
as for public/work toilets and the scummy dirty filth that leave piss shit and whatever else there I believe they should be shot
who the fuck do these people think they are that they can leave their mess for others to clean up
disrespectful scum
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The bloke holding the bra in the first picture has a look on his face of; "Yup been wearing this beauty 20-years, never been washed"Stig said:0
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