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  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,421
    Bournemouth Addick said:
    orpingtonRED said:
    Stig said:
    Orpington, I hope you are over the pain of your break-up, but I have to tell you it is for the best. Anyone who wants the toilet roll under is a wrong-un. It's simple logistics - the trailing edge must be at the front for an easy grab. Anything else is making life difficult for everyone. 
    Im over it thanks. But why wrong un? Easy grab cannot be the reason surely? U can grab toilet roll from any position. If there was a so called correct way surely they would say on the packaging.
    ...from this I'm going to take that you're too young to remember the fashion for a stipple effect Artex finish in the loo.
    FFS, first I have get rid of my entire wardrobe of clothes. Now your saying I need to redecorate for health and safety reasons! 😉
  • Horsfield9
    Horsfield9 Posts: 3,082

    THREAD OF THE WEEK

    The posts on here are comedy gold , made me really LOL at work , people asking what i'm laughing at , it's difficult to explain to them.


    Brilliant stuff !

  • Robbo on the wing
    Robbo on the wing Posts: 4,135
    Man up and get a roll of this.

  • YTS1978
    YTS1978 Posts: 1,703
    AddickUpNorth said:
    If you survived wiping your arse on school ‘toilet paper’ that doubled as tracing paper then you have my respect.
    That stuff was a nightmare, especially as many of us were just learning the art of wiping our arses properly! Kids these days dont know theyre born...etc etc
  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,284
    YTS1978 said:
    AddickUpNorth said:
    If you survived wiping your arse on school ‘toilet paper’ that doubled as tracing paper then you have my respect.
    That stuff was a nightmare, especially as many of us were just learning the art of wiping our arses properly! Kids these days dont know theyre born...etc etc
    Some of us still haven't by the sounds of it. Standing up? Forward wipers? Feet on the bath? Little better than savages.

    When's the season start? 
  • CheshireAddick
    CheshireAddick Posts: 1,305
    In Naples Italy and just come across these. I asked if he had any with Douchatelet 's face on it. Unfortunatly he said no!. CARD to you want me to get a price for a couple of Thousand for the next demo? 😉
  • superchrissypowell
    superchrissypowell Posts: 693
    Who the fuck wipes their arse sitting down?? Is it even physically possible?
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,680
    superchrissypowell said:
    Who the fuck wipes their arse sitting down?? Is it even physically possible?
    Dogs do.
    Carpet or lawn they have no preference. 
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,743
    superchrissypowell said:
    Who the fuck wipes their arse sitting down?? Is it even physically possible?
    Only if you do the crack to jacobs wipe.........if not you need to do some kind of lean.

    Too fussy for me - hence I just stand up and attack!
  • red10
    red10 Posts: 835
    edited July 2019
    Brilliant stuff, best thread for ages ! Keep it up fellas !
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  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Horsfield9 said:

    THREAD OF THE WEEK

    The posts on here are comedy gold , made me really LOL at work , people asking what i'm laughing at , it's difficult to explain to them.


    Brilliant stuff !

    cheers, means a lot
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    red10 said:
    Brilliant stuff, best thread for ages ! Keep it up fellas !
    Thanks mare and, I'll try!
  • cafcpolo
    cafcpolo Posts: 3,812
    OP def needs a promote, this is what CL is all about. The takeover thread isn’t fit to wipe this ones arse.
  • valleyfan
    valleyfan Posts: 151
    Very helpful thread so far but some important questions still need to to to be addressed. When wiping is it:

    single back to front strokes
    single front to back strokes
    frantic back and forwards strokes
    any other combination?

    Thanks for your help.....



  • Pringle
    Pringle Posts: 464
    Different strokes for different folks 
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    Pringle said:
    Different strokes for different folks 


  • smudge7946
    smudge7946 Posts: 4,131
    I'm going to experiment with a figure 8 wipe. 
  • smudge7946
    smudge7946 Posts: 4,131
    smudge7946 said:
    I'm going to experiment with a figure 8 wipe. 
    It's rather enjoyable and efficient. 
  • happyvalley
    happyvalley Posts: 8,996
    Does anybody else use both sides of the paper?
  • valleyfan
    valleyfan Posts: 151
    What if there is no paper! 

    Undercrackers

    Socks

    Fingers?
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  • _nam11
    _nam11 Posts: 1,231
    I think this thread will surpass the amount of pages on the take over thread
  • Mametz
    Mametz Posts: 1,254
    _nam11 said:
    I think this thread will surpass the amount of pages on the take over thread
    AD 3. Jesus is three years old.
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,118
    Where is @Carter
  • smudge7946
    smudge7946 Posts: 4,131
    Mametz said:
    _nam11 said:
    I think this thread will surpass the amount of pages on the take over thread
    AD 3. Jesus is three years old.
    Jesus was 2 in AD 3.
    There wasnt a year 0
  • 25May98
    25May98 Posts: 712
    As soon as you stand up your ass cheeks slap together. You spread - smear the excrement making wiping so much more difficult. 

    When I think I’m done with sitting down wiping I will stand and do a final wipe. This is the checker. You can have a look at this wipe and see if you are finished or not. 
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    valleyfan said:
    What if there is no paper! 

    Undercrackers

    Socks

    Fingers?
    Mrs tooth brush
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,743
    Stu_of_Kunming said:
    Where is @Carter
    He wipes very carefully in case a rogue false nail rips his nipsy. 
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,648
    Can anyone explain to a technoknob how to get a video here from an iphone?
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,008
    O-Randy-Hunt said:
    You just can't beat a ghost poo where you don't even need to wipe. Just pull em up and crack on.
    Err, you mean a Brucie bonus.
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,149
    Baldybonce said:
    Can anyone explain to a technoknob how to get a video here from an iphone?
    Don’t think it’s possible unless you via YouTube it 

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