Orpington, I hope you are over the pain of your break-up, but I have to tell you it is for the best. Anyone who wants the toilet roll under is a wrong-un. It's simple logistics - the trailing edge must be at the front for an easy grab. Anything else is making life difficult for everyone.
Im over it thanks. But why wrong un? Easy grab cannot be the reason surely? U can grab toilet roll from any position. If there was a so called correct way surely they would say on the packaging.
...from this I'm going to take that you're too young to remember the fashion for a stipple effect Artex finish in the loo.
FFS, first I have get rid of my entire wardrobe of clothes. Now your saying I need to redecorate for health and safety reasons! 😉
If you survived wiping your arse on school ‘toilet paper’ that doubled as tracing paper then you have my respect.
That stuff was a nightmare, especially as many of us were just learning the art of wiping our arses properly! Kids these days dont know theyre born...etc etc
If you survived wiping your arse on school ‘toilet paper’ that doubled as tracing paper then you have my respect.
That stuff was a nightmare, especially as many of us were just learning the art of wiping our arses properly! Kids these days dont know theyre born...etc etc
Some of us still haven't by the sounds of it. Standing up? Forward wipers? Feet on the bath? Little better than savages.
In Naples Italy and just come across these. I asked if he had any with Douchatelet 's face on it. Unfortunatly he said no!. CARD to you want me to get a price for a couple of Thousand for the next demo? 😉
As soon as you stand up your ass cheeks slap together. You spread - smear the excrement making wiping so much more difficult.
When I think I’m done with sitting down wiping I will stand and do a final wipe. This is the checker. You can have a look at this wipe and see if you are finished or not.
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The posts on here are comedy gold , made me really LOL at work , people asking what i'm laughing at , it's difficult to explain to them.
Brilliant stuff !
When's the season start?
Carpet or lawn they have no preference.
Too fussy for me - hence I just stand up and attack!
single back to front strokes
single front to back strokes
frantic back and forwards strokes
any other combination?
Thanks for your help.....
Undercrackers
Socks
Fingers?
When I think I’m done with sitting down wiping I will stand and do a final wipe. This is the checker. You can have a look at this wipe and see if you are finished or not.