Weirdest thing a colleague has done
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Lol I've told everyone.DaveMehmet said:
Nice to see you haven’t told anyone.cantersaddick said:Happened only a week or so ago.
Girl mid 20s at work. Spins around in her chair and accidentally kicks her rucksack over. It was open and out falls a massive vibrator. You know those rampant rabbit types.
Only me and one other guy saw it... we haven't stopped laughing about it yet. She asked us to keep it quiet and has avoided us ever since.30 -
I know a couple of Charlton lads who are sparkies and builders they made it a mission of theirs to find and photograph themselves with lady of the houses dildo (I’m sure most women have one)cantersaddick said:Happened only a week or so ago.
Girl mid 20s at work. Spins around in her chair and accidentally kicks her rucksack over. It was open and out falls a massive vibrator. You know those rampant rabbit types.
Only me and one other guy saw it... we haven't stopped laughing about it yet. She asked us to keep it quiet and has avoided us ever since.
They rightly got criticised for going through private property and stopped0 -
I hope one of them’s not FW mate, he did our electrics!DA9 said:
I know a couple of Charlton lads who are sparkies and builders they made it a mission of theirs to find and photograph themselves with lady of the houses dildo (I’m sure most women have one)cantersaddick said:Happened only a week or so ago.
Girl mid 20s at work. Spins around in her chair and accidentally kicks her rucksack over. It was open and out falls a massive vibrator. You know those rampant rabbit types.
Only me and one other guy saw it... we haven't stopped laughing about it yet. She asked us to keep it quiet and has avoided us ever since.
They rightly got criticised for going through private property and stopped11 -
Every time she leaves her desk me and the other guy who know, look at each other and say i wonder where shes off to. Especially if she takes her rucksack.cantersaddick said:
Lol I've told everyone.DaveMehmet said:
Nice to see you haven’t told anyone.cantersaddick said:Happened only a week or so ago.
Girl mid 20s at work. Spins around in her chair and accidentally kicks her rucksack over. It was open and out falls a massive vibrator. You know those rampant rabbit types.
Only me and one other guy saw it... we haven't stopped laughing about it yet. She asked us to keep it quiet and has avoided us ever since.14 -
errrrrrrrrrr, ahemDaveMehmet said:
I hope one of them’s not FW mate, he did our electrics!DA9 said:
I know a couple of Charlton lads who are sparkies and builders they made it a mission of theirs to find and photograph themselves with lady of the houses dildo (I’m sure most women have one)cantersaddick said:Happened only a week or so ago.
Girl mid 20s at work. Spins around in her chair and accidentally kicks her rucksack over. It was open and out falls a massive vibrator. You know those rampant rabbit types.
Only me and one other guy saw it... we haven't stopped laughing about it yet. She asked us to keep it quiet and has avoided us ever since.
They rightly got criticised for going through private property and stopped12 -
Worked at pizza express as a chef for a while. New kid starts, chops up a few bowls of hot green peppers, needs the toilet... Much screaming ensued.
Got a few more pizza express one's I'll type up later.9 -
Work sounded a lot more fun in the 80s!4
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would ya?cantersaddick said:Happened only a week or so ago.
Girl mid 20s at work. Spins around in her chair and accidentally kicks her rucksack over. It was open and out falls a massive vibrator. You know those rampant rabbit types.
Only me and one other guy saw it... we haven't stopped laughing about it yet. She asked us to keep it quiet and has avoided us ever since.1 -
If she wasn't such a pretentious cow then yes. But unfortunately every time she opens her mouth I just want to kick her into next week.SporadicAddick said:
would ya?cantersaddick said:Happened only a week or so ago.
Girl mid 20s at work. Spins around in her chair and accidentally kicks her rucksack over. It was open and out falls a massive vibrator. You know those rampant rabbit types.
Only me and one other guy saw it... we haven't stopped laughing about it yet. She asked us to keep it quiet and has avoided us ever since.2 -
didn't you suggest that there was a price for your silence.........??cantersaddick said:Happened only a week or so ago.
Girl mid 20s at work. Spins around in her chair and accidentally kicks her rucksack over. It was open and out falls a massive vibrator. You know those rampant rabbit types.
Only me and one other guy saw it... we haven't stopped laughing about it yet. She asked us to keep it quiet and has avoided us ever since.7 - Sponsored links:
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It was :-(RodneyCharltonTrotta said:Work sounded a lot more fun in the 80s!
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I worked with an older guy in building maintenance who made a circular saw out of pallet racking, chipboard an old motor and all sorts of old crap. It was fecking lethal and I refused to use or go anywhere near it. Eventually the obvious happened and he badly cut his hand and only then did the company stop him using it. The same guy after a fork truck had hit and damaged some asbestos (Blue) cladding was found sweeping it up with a dustpan and brush as if he was picking up some rubbish.0
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My dad was shot at work in the ‘70’s. Not in the army, but in an office in Woolwich! Bet that was a bit weird.0
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Was working with a colleague who commuted from Norfolk.As a Dept. we were required to attend an exhibition at Olympia. He was extremely agitated at the thought of this as he thought the tube was full of muggers.
I asked him the next day if was he ok. He said I am fine now and tapped his jacket pocket. He was carrying a pistol with live ammo. The worrying thing is he got through security with no problem at all.7 -
I remember my Mrs telling me about one incident years ago, when she was swinging around on her chair, knocked her bag over and her rabbit fell out.19
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Was he alright?Athletico Charlton said:My dad was shot at work in the ‘70’s. Not in the army, but in an office in Woolwich! Bet that was a bit weird.
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Not a colleague, but a friend of mine told me a story about her first day teaching at a small private school near Hastings.
She'd finished her morning lessons and headed to the lunch hall for lunch. She's grabbed her tray and done the rounds, filling her plate with the roast beef that was on offer. When she got to the end of the buffet set up, she saw a cheese sauce you could help yourself to. As a lover of cheese, she's covered her entire meal in it, and then taken her seat amongst the other staff.
After a few polite greetings, she starts to notice everyone looking at her a bit strangely. She's wondering why, until she takes her first mouthful and realises that it's not a cheese sauce; it was custard for the pudding.
Not wanting to seem wasteful to her new colleagues, she finished the lot and never mentioned it to anyone. She only lasted a term and then changed schools.29 -
Was she a magician?DA9 said:I remember my Mrs telling me about one incident years ago, when she was swinging around on her chair, knocked her bag over and her rabbit fell out.
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Not really a colleague more all of us when I was in the fire brigade, I was riding with another station and got a shout to a house boat going like a bastard on a canal, could get a BA crew on for a while but when we did there was an old fella passed away on his bed a wee bit crispy. Anyway we found a big metal tin which contained his personal docs and it turned out that night was his birthday (consensus was that he was pissed and fell asleep with a fag on) so we all stood round and sung happy birthday to him.35
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Talk to Zanzico about his time in Woolwich mateAthletico Charlton said:My dad was shot at work in the ‘70’s. Not in the army, but in an office in Woolwich! Bet that was a bit weird.
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He still is today fortunately!LenGlover said:
Was he alright?Athletico Charlton said:My dad was shot at work in the ‘70’s. Not in the army, but in an office in Woolwich! Bet that was a bit weird.
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PWR.
Being a bit meticulous about things it really annoys me when colleagues don't punch holes in paper in the middle so when filed everything looks higgedy piggedy. Very annoying.6 -
Ha, will do !cabbles said:
Talk to Zanzico about his time in Woolwich mateAthletico Charlton said:My dad was shot at work in the ‘70’s. Not in the army, but in an office in Woolwich! Bet that was a bit weird.
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apparently to upset her boss, the office junior seduced the bloke her boss really fancied and insisted they do it on her boss's desk one afternoon after everybody else had gone home but to keep it a secret so she didn't seem like a slag to everybody else, never quite explained how that was supposed to upset her boss tho...7 -
At what point did her plan to keep this strictly and confidential fall apart so that everyone now knows?StigThundercock said:
apparently to upset her boss, the office junior seduced the bloke her boss really fancied and insisted they do it on her boss's desk one afternoon after everybody else had gone home but to keep it a secret so she didn't seem like a slag to everybody else, never quite explained how that was supposed to upset her boss tho...12 -
I used to work in a well known shop in Lewisham which I won't say who but a guy got sacked for something which nobody ever got told why. 2 months later he hid in a fitting room one night as the shop closed and waited for staff to come round and empty the tills. He jumped out on them holding a hand gun and ran off with about 25k. Was found in his bed asleep that night by police with the cash under his bed.
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My fellow team leader came into work on 24th June 2016 and said he voted Leave "because the country will soon be full of Turks". He went on holiday to Turkey a couple of weeks later.34
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Are you from 1950?LargeAddick said:PWR.
Being a bit meticulous about things it really annoys me when colleagues don't punch holes in paper in the middle so when filed everything looks higgedy piggedy. Very annoying.7 -
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DA9 said:
I know a couple of Charlton lads who are sparkies and builders they made it a mission of theirs to find and photograph themselves with lady of the houses dildo up each other (I’m sure most women have one)cantersaddick said:Happened only a week or so ago.
Girl mid 20s at work. Spins around in her chair and accidentally kicks her rucksack over. It was open and out falls a massive vibrator. You know those rampant rabbit types.
Only me and one other guy saw it... we haven't stopped laughing about it yet. She asked us to keep it quiet and has avoided us ever since.
They rightly got criticised for going through private property and stopped1
