"You see Walking Dead?" "Nah mate" "Game Of Thrones?" "Nah" "But you must have watched Breaking Bad at least" "Nope" "WTF do you watch?!" "Sport, did you see that touchdown pass from Rodgers at 3am last night? Out of this world" "......"
I go to Asda or Tesco for my petrol - they are usually the cheapest - Asda slightly cheaper than Tesco but you get clubcard points with Tesco.
Ask an AA man about Tesco fuel.....you'd be amazed how many people have fuel line issues and, when asked where they get their petrol from, it's a high percentage of Tesco fuel.
"You see Walking Dead?" "Nah mate" "Game Of Thrones?" "Nah" "But you must have watched Breaking Bad at least" "Nope" "WTF do you watch?!" "Sport, did you see that touchdown pass from Rodgers at 3am last night? Out of this world" "......"
100% this. Some of my mates stand talking about skirting boards or grouting and I'll be there like you should have seen the Excel spreadsheet I knocked up in the office this week.
Was considerably (not much) more widespread after John.
Just shut up and tell me the answer!
Ok, but verbatim regurgitation is against my principles.
You spiteful bastard, Neil! Just because you've done loads and loads of work for this, just because you're a creepy little swot you've done about 15 million tons of work for this, like a girl, and I'm so hard and street and cool that I've done absolutely bugger all, and you've done loads, look at it, loads and loads, loads and loads...
DIY (as mentioned before) How a car works (I'm not sure I have opened the bonnet of a car for some time) Types of tree
The thing with modern cars is that you've pretty much got zero chance of fixing it yourself if you break down. The only time I ever open the bonnet on ours is to top up the windscreen washer fluid.
Usually it's a sensor that goes and you'll only find out which one by plugging it into a computer. Wouldn't have a chance trying some of the bodges I've used to get home in the past:
Using a paper clip to re-attach throttle cable to the carbs, turning the idle speed up to 2000rpm to stop it stalling when stationery, driving home with just 3rd gear working (praying that I wouldn't have to reverse) etc.
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Stocks and Shares/investing
Most things on TV
"You see Walking Dead?"
"Nah mate"
"Game Of Thrones?"
"Nah"
"But you must have watched Breaking Bad at least"
"Nope"
"WTF do you watch?!"
"Sport, did you see that touchdown pass from Rodgers at 3am last night? Out of this world"
"......"
I don't understand Left wing / Right wing
No idea of the differences between Socialist, democrats, conservatives.
Doesn't interest me and never has.
*edit* apart from the sport thing at the end!
Brexit, apparently but loads of others absolutely KNOW what's going to happen.
Plus:
Twitter
Instagram
Torrent(s)
Binary Math
Snapchat
Mobile phones that do anything other than call or text.
All that family ties, blood is thicker than water stuff.
FFS.
How a car works (I'm not sure I have opened the bonnet of a car for some time)
Types of tree
Usually it's a sensor that goes and you'll only find out which one by plugging it into a computer. Wouldn't have a chance trying some of the bodges I've used to get home in the past:
Using a paper clip to re-attach throttle cable to the carbs, turning the idle speed up to 2000rpm to stop it stalling when stationery, driving home with just 3rd gear working (praying that I wouldn't have to reverse) etc.
Motorbikes
Rap music
Facebook
Human anatomy.
Celebrities
Loyalty cards
TV soaps
Err. .thats it.