Day 1247 and 1248. Now there has been a rumour that someone resembling the B.O has emerged from his crypt and has been wandering round, talking bollocks. Stay calm everyone, it is likely to be a complete fraud. Remember the B.O's bollocks don't talk. It's just his arse. He's still here Oh fuck...
(Btw sorry I didn't win £133 million last night everyone. Would have paid off our friend just to get rid of him, and worked out how we could have avoided such a situation in future. But someone outside the UK won it. Just please don't let it have been him......)
Day 1249. It pales in significance compared to recent events. But he's still here. So oh fuck to a good few things this morning, some more heart rending and tragic than others.
Day 1253. A well hung Parliament eh. The mind boggles. Expect an early erection. Meanwhile, he's still here, and in the words of the Fab Four ' there's nothing to get hung about' round here. Apparently. Oh fuck.....
Day 1254 and 1255. All is quiet. The birds are singing, and there is a light breeze that moves the flowers slightly in the early morning sunshine. A few lambs can be seen gambolling in a nearby meadow. But deep underground in the cold dark vault, nothing stirs. There's a bit of snoring, and a few mumbles of ''foxtrot" but that's about it. But that's football for you. He's still here. Oh fuck....
Day 1261 and 1262. Can it be true? He hath risen and walketh amongst us once more? Believers are claiming that they have heard voices calling them " idiots" and blaming them for "everything". Other people believe that it is simply just the work of some old, know nothing wanker. But I say look at the evidence. The truth is out there. The rest is nonsense. Meanwhile, let us all pray a little harder. He's still here. Oh fuck......
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Bank Holiday Monday.
He's still here.
Oh fuck....
Yes the old bollock is still here.
Oh fuck ...
He's still here.
Oh fuck....
Old Miss Match(es) is still here. No one really knows why he is, including himself it would seem.
Oh fuck.....off.
Still here.
Oh fuck....
Now there has been a rumour that someone resembling the B.O has emerged from his crypt and has been wandering round, talking bollocks.
Stay calm everyone, it is likely to be a complete fraud.
Remember the B.O's bollocks don't talk. It's just his arse.
He's still here
Oh fuck...
(Btw sorry I didn't win £133 million last night everyone. Would have paid off our friend just to get rid of him, and worked out how we could have avoided such a situation in future. But someone outside the UK won it.
Just please don't let it have been him......)
It pales in significance compared to recent events.
But he's still here.
So oh fuck to a good few things this morning, some more heart rending and tragic than others.
He's still here.
Oh fuck..
He's still here.
Oh fuck...
He's still here. If only we could vote him out.
Oh fuck...
A well hung Parliament eh. The mind boggles. Expect an early erection.
Meanwhile, he's still here, and in the words of the Fab Four ' there's nothing to get hung about' round here. Apparently.
Oh fuck.....
All is quiet. The birds are singing, and there is a light breeze that moves the flowers slightly in the early morning sunshine. A few lambs can be seen gambolling in a nearby meadow.
But deep underground in the cold dark vault, nothing stirs.
There's a bit of snoring, and a few mumbles of ''foxtrot" but that's about it.
But that's football for you.
He's still here.
Oh fuck....
He's still here. Nothing has changed.
Oh fuck.
No meteorite, no takeover, no reshuffle, no nothing. But one day, something will give.
But for the moment he's still here.
Oh fuck...
He's still here.
Oh fuck...
More days when horrific events close to home pale our problems.
He's still here.
Oh fuck.
Day 1260.
Official confirmation: he's still here.
Oh fuck....
Can it be true? He hath risen and walketh amongst us once more?
Believers are claiming that they have heard voices calling them " idiots" and blaming them for "everything".
Other people believe that it is simply just the work of some old, know nothing wanker.
But I say look at the evidence. The truth is out there. The rest is nonsense.
Meanwhile, let us all pray a little harder.
He's still here.
Oh fuck......
He's still here, one of life's minnows who thinks he's a whale.
Oh fuck....