As a result of seeing on my phone the disturbing sight of Our Glorious Leader dancing like a demented Gerry Andersen puppet, as I was trialing pulled pork in a bun at the Valley, I hideously mutated and yes, there are now 3 of me. Today it is OneofThree
(I would just like to point out that although I run this thread, I am not part of the management of this thread, and therefore the amount that AFKA pays me to do it, which may or may not run into many many 1000s of bitcoins, is no business of any of you meddling kids so you can all fuck off )
Anyway back to business. Day 1287. That fellow is still here. Oh fuck...
Day 1289 and 1290. Well, it won't be too long now before something in the crypt stirs and emerges refreshed, ready to cast a long shadow over another season. Yes it's still here. Unlikely to be there today though. Oh fuck..
(I don't know how many oh fucks I've done, it just feels like one massive oh fuck to me ) Anyway.. Day 1292. He's still here. Oh fuck.... ( repeat till fade)
Elderly multi-millionaire Belgian entrepreneur hit by huge lightening strike in Merksem near Antwerp. TV pictures still showing a smoking body laying prostrate in the str...eeee.....t, No! he's up, he's only bloody got straight back up! 100 million volts of direct current and he is still going. Early reports saying that a thick layer of duct tape on the sole of his right shoe probably saved him...
Day 1296 and 1297. Behind the scenes, things are happening as the back room staff start to gear up in preparation for the Great Day. The countdown has begun. The livebait has been ordered. Soon he will awaken....... He's still here Oh let's see what you could have won fuck...
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Otherwise i fear for your sanity...
They're not fucking off soon are they? (That's a question to all three of you BTW)
Today it is OneofThree
Anyway back to business.
Day 1287.
That fellow is still here.
Oh fuck...
They still here?
The Man Who Can't Dance is still here.
Oh fandango fucked...
Well, it won't be too long now before something in the crypt stirs and emerges refreshed, ready to cast a long shadow over another season.
Yes it's still here. Unlikely to be there today though.
Oh fuck..
He's still here.
Oh fuck...
guess. 412
(slow day)
Anyway..
Day 1292.
He's still here.
Oh fuck.... ( repeat till fade)
He's still here.
Oh bollocky fuck....
Elderly multi-millionaire Belgian entrepreneur hit by huge lightening strike in Merksem near Antwerp. TV pictures still showing a smoking body laying prostrate in the str...eeee.....t, No! he's up, he's only bloody got straight back up! 100 million volts of direct current and he is still going. Early reports saying that a thick layer of duct tape on the sole of his right shoe probably saved him...
Damn.
Day 1294.
Rip Van Dinkle is still here.
Oh mother of all fucks....
He's still here.
And that triggers the oh fuck button once again....
Behind the scenes, things are happening as the back room staff start to gear up in preparation for the Great Day. The countdown has begun. The livebait has been ordered. Soon he will awaken.......
He's still here
Oh let's see what you could have won fuck...
The Facebook quote
He's still here.
Oh fuck...
The Man With The Madass Touch is still here.
Oh fuck....
A milestone or a millstone.
Anyway he's still here.
Oh fuck...
Still here.
Oh fuck....
He came, he saw, he's bonkers.
He's still here.
Oh fuck.....
El Crappytan is still here.
OH FUCK....
He's still here.
Oh fuck....