Woke up this morning and noticed these two flowers side by side on the pumpkin plant.
Closer inspection revealed the one on the right to be male and the one on the left female. I dutifully pollinated the female using the male and felt quite pleased with myself ... until it dawned on me that it is the only procreation action I get nowadays.
Woke up this morning and noticed these two flowers side by side on the pumpkin plant.
Closer inspection revealed the one on the right to be male and the one on the left female. I dutifully pollinated the female using the male and felt quite pleased with myself ... until it dawned on me that it is the only procreation action I get nowadays.
You see a group of lads in the supermarket toiletries section discussing which is the best moisturiser. And then one says to another you’ve got fantastic skin.
Whew hen you book a special holiday for next year as a present for both of you to celebrate 45 years of marriage, a few months later you realise you will only have been married for 44 years😀😀.
Whew hen you book a special holiday for next year as a present for both of you to celebrate 45 years of marriage, a few months later you realise you will only have been married for 44 years😀😀.
Pre planning. A wise move when you’re getting old! 🤔
You can’t keep up to date with footballers and see Lilian Thuram’s son playing for France (or Yohann Thuram’s cousins son to put a Charlton spin on it).
You see a group of lads in the supermarket toiletries section discussing which is the best moisturiser. And then one says to another you’ve got fantastic skin.
I had this discussion at a work gathering with a number of men of varying ages at an event pre covid. I looked on amazed as each went into great detail of their skin care routines and how much they spent on skin products.
I was called soap and water for quite a while afterwards, and realised I am totally out of touch with today’s younger generation!
You’re glad a game goes to penalties, but you do worry how the extra 20 mins are going to impact on your tiredness levels tomorrow!
That extra time was well past my bed time
I fell asleep in front of the tv sometime before the penalties started…tbf, I’m not sure I can claim that to be down to age, everybody I spoke to yesterday was tired and exhausted
When having to be told what a "meet me at McDonald's" hairstyle is because I have no idea, and then saying "oh it's like the Jesus and Mary chain" and then having to explain who they are.
When having to be told what a "meet me at McDonald's" hairstyle is because I have no idea, and then saying "oh it's like the Jesus and Mary chain" and then having to explain who they are.
you're going to have to explain that mate, haven't got a clue what any of that means
You go to Camden with a couple of mates, find a pub to eat in, order a coffee then sit there complaining about your aches/pains and failing eyesight/hearing.
It didn't seem that long ago that we'd have been looking for a place where we could get away with smoking a joint.
When having to be told what a "meet me at McDonald's" hairstyle is because I have no idea, and then saying "oh it's like the Jesus and Mary chain" and then having to explain who they are.
you're going to have to explain that mate, haven't got a clue what any of that means
The Jesus and Mary Chain were once a popular rhythm combo. ask Jeeves about them, grandad
When having to be told what a "meet me at McDonald's" hairstyle is because I have no idea, and then saying "oh it's like the Jesus and Mary chain" and then having to explain who they are.
you're going to have to explain that mate, haven't got a clue what any of that means
The Jesus and Mary Chain were once a popular rhythm combo. ask Jeeves about them, grandad
just googled them and it's all good as they were formed the year I was born so I'm too young rather than too old
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"Meanwhile, the government said that the deal will allow Britons under the age of 35 to travel and work in Australia more freely."
I'm too old to benefit from this - I'm only 41, consider myself a recent school leaver, and behave exactly the same as I did when I was 18.
Closer inspection revealed the one on the right to be male and the one on the left female. I dutifully pollinated the female using the male and felt quite pleased with myself ... until it dawned on me that it is the only procreation action I get nowadays.
And then realise it was something you had previously posted yourself on here :-)
I was called soap and water for quite a while afterwards, and realised I am totally out of touch with today’s younger generation!
It didn't seem that long ago that we'd have been looking for a place where we could get away with smoking a joint.
The Jesus and Mary Chain were once a popular rhythm combo. ask Jeeves about them, grandad