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  • ross1ross1
    thai malaysia addick said:
    When someone overtakes you at 71 mph on a motorway and you mumble 'mad idiots' under your breath.
    When a motorist in front of you does something stupid and you see he has grey hair and think, old git too old to be driving, then realise, he is probably younger than you
  • eaststandmikeeaststandmike
    iaitch said:
    How much do you pay for that?
    It was free, I only joined a new camera club.  ;)  
  • thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    When an evening game means pushing back your bedtime to an unearthly hour
  • man_at_millettsman_at_milletts
    eaststandmike said:
    You have to have a camera inserted up your bum twice in a week, all trace of dignity gone.

    It does beg the question, is this the same camera, or is there a selection?
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    eaststandmike said:
    You have to have a camera inserted up your bum twice in a week, all trace of dignity gone.
    Still, the You Porn fees help pay for comfy cushions and endless werthers
  • man_at_millettsman_at_milletts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:
    thai malaysia addick said:
    When, within 30 seconds, you can correctly guess 10 of the 11 players that Charlton fielded against Huddersfield in 1964, but you can only remember about two of the team that played in a game two years ago.
    Can I have a go?
    Rose, Hewie, Kinsey, Bailey, Haydock, Tocknell, Kenning, Matthews, Firmani, Edwards, Glover.
    I think we played that side in almost every game, with Peacock, Durandt getting in occasionally.
    I couldn't name the 2 years ago team either!

    This team is engrained in memory for me. v Cardiff City Octber 26 1963 Won 5-2.


  • T_C_ET_C_E
    When you forget your phone and the first thing you think of is, calling your wife to ask her to bring it and meet me at the school. 🤷‍♂️
  • eaststandmikeeaststandmike
    man_at_milletts said:
    eaststandmike said:
    You have to have a camera inserted up your bum twice in a week, all trace of dignity gone.

    It does beg the question, is this the same camera, or is there a selection?
    I asked for the thinnest one they had but judging on how much my eyes were watering they did not listen.  B)  
  • CloudwormCloudworm
    ...you set your Tinder search parameters to women of a similar age to you and see what comes back.
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  • SolidgoneSolidgone
    edited October 2021
    Have to think more seriously to hire a sun lounger when on holiday instead of lying on a beach towel. Trying to turn over or to get up is now a mammoth and somewhat painful ordeal. 
  • eastterrace6168eastterrace6168
    edited October 2021
    When I go to bed one night, and wake up the next day a year older 'cos it's me birhday...again!!.. B)
  • orpingtonREDorpingtonRED
    Is a flat cap just for old people and Millwall?
  • BDLBDL
    edited October 2021
    The kid you once nutmegged during an after school kickabout with your son and his class gets brought on for England against Andorra.
  • ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    BDL said:
    The kid you once nutmegged during an after school kickabout with your son and his class gets brought on for England against Andorra.
    Fikayo Tomori?
  • BDLBDL
    ForeverAddickted said:
    BDL said:
    The kid you once nutmegged during an after school kickabout with your son and his class gets brought on for England against Andorra.
    Fikayo Tomori?

    Yep, was in my Son's class at Juniors and Grammar. The lad did well!
  • EricBanternaEricBanterna
    When you constantly get told to try just for men or cherry blossom. 
  • StigStig
    I'm going to a Halloween party at the weekend. I felt really old when I finally had to admit that my body shape was no longer suitable to go as Nosferatu. And even older when I told my wife I might go as Uncle Fester to which she replied, "oh yes, that's much more you"!
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  • ArsenetattersArsenetatters
    EugenesAxe said:
    Just the thought of going to a party seems dreadful, but that’s probably just me…
    And me. I also dread weddings.
  • Mendonca In AsdasMendonca In Asdas
    Staying up till 11 o clock is considered ‘ a late night’
  • _MrDick_MrDick
    EugenesAxe said:
    Just the thought of going to a party seems dreadful, but that’s probably just me…
    My friend hosted a 70’s party last weekend. Everyone dressed up like Noddy Holder and John Travolta. It started early and went on until late. The music was too loud.. Thankfully, they had a quiet room
  • jonseventyfivejonseventyfive
    In my mind I'm 'only 53' but sadly the mileage is very high, this year as the temperature has dropped my hip has got bloody achey. 
  • EugenesAxeEugenesAxe
    _MrDick said:
    EugenesAxe said:
    Just the thought of going to a party seems dreadful, but that’s probably just me…
    My friend hosted a 70’s party last weekend. Everyone dressed up like Noddy Holder and John Travolta. It started early and went on until late. The music was too loud.. Thankfully, they had a quiet room
    I would much prefer a late start and early finish!
  • ricky_ottoricky_otto
    edited October 2021
    When you mates invite you down the pub, you question the 10 min walk there and back, and decide you can’t be bothered 
  • NornIrishAddickNornIrishAddick
    Arsenetatters said:
    EugenesAxe said:
    Just the thought of going to a party seems dreadful, but that’s probably just me…
    And me. I also dread weddings.
    I went to my last one 6 years ago.

    I don't mind the actual ceremony, but I detest the waste of money that is the reception (even as a guest).
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