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    When, within 30 seconds, you can correctly guess 10 of the 11 players that Charlton fielded against Huddersfield in 1964, but you can only remember about two of the team that played in a game two years ago.
    Can I have a go?
    Rose, Hewie, Kinsey, Bailey, Haydock, Tocknell, Kenning, Matthews, Firmani, Edwards, Glover.
    I think we played that side in almost every game, with Peacock, Durandt getting in occasionally.
    I couldn't name the 2 years ago team either!
    The side I first remember clearly was Duff, Sewell, Hewie, Tocknell, Hinton, Bailey, Lawrie, Matthews, Leary, Edwards, Kinsey. Fred Lucas filled in for anyone who was injured.
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    When, within 30 seconds, you can correctly guess 10 of the 11 players that Charlton fielded against Huddersfield in 1964, but you can only remember about two of the team that played in a game two years ago.
    Can I have a go?
    Rose, Hewie, Kinsey, Bailey, Haydock, Tocknell, Kenning, Matthews, Firmani, Edwards, Glover.
    I think we played that side in almost every game, with Peacock, Durandt getting in occasionally.
    I couldn't name the 2 years ago team either!
    The side I first remember clearly was Duff, Sewell, Hewie, Tocknell, Hinton, Bailey, Lawrie, Matthews, Leary, Edwards, Kinsey. Fred Lucas filled in for anyone who was injured.
    Ah, that was a season or 2 before.
    Leary left in summer 1962
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    You p*** yourself.
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    edited September 2021
    You’re walking across hungerford bridge after a good night out and you pass two geordies, one male, one female and the female is bitching about these singers like Tina Turner who try and sound like they are American and can’t do it..
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    edited September 2021
    You’re walking across hungerford bridge after a good night out and you pass two geordies, one male, one female and the female is bitching about these singers like Tina Turner who try and sound like they are American and can’t do it..
    OK, I know you young ’uns think she’s Swiss…
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    When you have works dinner and drinks tonight so you shoot off early from work, so you can get some kip before you meet the lads.
    Just in cab home now, there's still life in the old  dog yet. Although think the missus is guna kick that out of me when I walk through the door.
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    When you’re watching Antiques Road Show and items come up that you remember seeing in the shops when you were a kid.
    Went the Barcelona’s football museum and they have boots under glass similar to the ones I used to play in and kids were laughing. They had a pair of Adidas with the three stripes in blue - the first colour used on a football boot apparently. I remember so wanting a pair of them. Eventually got a pair second hand.
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    I bet Elton John remembers with pleasure being referred to as 'hip' in the 70s. (old speak for cool, sexy, awesome).

    The word has a whole new meaning for him now since he fell awkwardly on a hard surface causing him much pain. His 2021 tour of the UK and Europe has had to be delayed by nearly two years.  So the hip that gave lip to his zip, is now causing him nothing but gyp. 

    I feel for him.  


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    You have to have a camera inserted up your bum twice in a week, all trace of dignity gone.
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    You have to have a camera inserted up your bum twice in a week, all trace of dignity gone.
    Elton may look forward to it.
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    edited September 2021
    When someone overtakes you at 71 mph on a motorway and you mumble 'mad idiots' under your breath.
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    When someone overtakes you at 71 mph on a motorway and you mumble 'mad idiots' under your breath.
    When a motorist in front of you does something stupid and you see he has grey hair and think, old git too old to be driving, then realise, he is probably younger than you
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    iaitch said:
    How much do you pay for that?
    It was free, I only joined a new camera club.  ;)  
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    When an evening game means pushing back your bedtime to an unearthly hour
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    You have to have a camera inserted up your bum twice in a week, all trace of dignity gone.

    It does beg the question, is this the same camera, or is there a selection?
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    You have to have a camera inserted up your bum twice in a week, all trace of dignity gone.
    Still, the You Porn fees help pay for comfy cushions and endless werthers
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    When, within 30 seconds, you can correctly guess 10 of the 11 players that Charlton fielded against Huddersfield in 1964, but you can only remember about two of the team that played in a game two years ago.
    Can I have a go?
    Rose, Hewie, Kinsey, Bailey, Haydock, Tocknell, Kenning, Matthews, Firmani, Edwards, Glover.
    I think we played that side in almost every game, with Peacock, Durandt getting in occasionally.
    I couldn't name the 2 years ago team either!

    This team is engrained in memory for me. v Cardiff City Octber 26 1963 Won 5-2.


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    When you forget your phone and the first thing you think of is, calling your wife to ask her to bring it and meet me at the school. 🤷‍♂️
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    You have to have a camera inserted up your bum twice in a week, all trace of dignity gone.

    It does beg the question, is this the same camera, or is there a selection?
    I asked for the thinnest one they had but judging on how much my eyes were watering they did not listen.  B)  
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    ...you set your Tinder search parameters to women of a similar age to you and see what comes back.
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    edited October 2021
    Have to think more seriously to hire a sun lounger when on holiday instead of lying on a beach towel. Trying to turn over or to get up is now a mammoth and somewhat painful ordeal. 
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    edited October 2021
    When I go to bed one night, and wake up the next day a year older 'cos it's me birhday...again!!.. B)
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    Is a flat cap just for old people and Millwall?
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