This happened before lockdowns existed........... A child completed his Reading with the dog........ "Can I ask a question" Me .............. Of course. Child......... My Mum wants to know how old you are Me ............ *puffing out chest and feeling good* Why would your Mum want to know how old I am? Child............. So she can tell my Nan!!
Woke up this morning and noticed these two flowers side by side on the pumpkin plant.
Closer inspection revealed the one on the right to be male and the one on the left female. I dutifully pollinated the female using the male and felt quite pleased with myself ... until it dawned on me that it is the only procreation action I get nowadays.
Woke up this morning and noticed these two flowers side by side on the pumpkin plant.
Closer inspection revealed the one on the right to be male and the one on the left female. I dutifully pollinated the female using the male and felt quite pleased with myself ... until it dawned on me that it is the only procreation action I get nowadays.
You see a group of lads in the supermarket toiletries section discussing which is the best moisturiser. And then one says to another you’ve got fantastic skin.
Whew hen you book a special holiday for next year as a present for both of you to celebrate 45 years of marriage, a few months later you realise you will only have been married for 44 years😀😀.
Whew hen you book a special holiday for next year as a present for both of you to celebrate 45 years of marriage, a few months later you realise you will only have been married for 44 years😀😀.
Pre planning. A wise move when you’re getting old! 🤔
You can’t keep up to date with footballers and see Lilian Thuram’s son playing for France (or Yohann Thuram’s cousins son to put a Charlton spin on it).
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Yeh we've been there Raith
When you go upstairs despite living in a bungalow.
A child completed his Reading with the dog........ "Can I ask a question"
Me .............. Of course.
Child......... My Mum wants to know how old you are
Me ............ *puffing out chest and feeling good* Why would your Mum want to know how old I am?
Child............. So she can tell my Nan!!
"Meanwhile, the government said that the deal will allow Britons under the age of 35 to travel and work in Australia more freely."
I'm too old to benefit from this - I'm only 41, consider myself a recent school leaver, and behave exactly the same as I did when I was 18.
Closer inspection revealed the one on the right to be male and the one on the left female. I dutifully pollinated the female using the male and felt quite pleased with myself ... until it dawned on me that it is the only procreation action I get nowadays.
And then realise it was something you had previously posted yourself on here :-)