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  • When you can’t remember the last time you watched TV without the subtitles on
    I have to watch most programmes with subtitles, especially anything American. 
    That's a relief. So often I don't understand what they're saying. I've never dreamed of succumbing to subtitles for watching English language films alone though. I often have them on for my wife.
  • fadgadget said:
    When you start to struggle opening a bloody crisp packet , give up and go for the Scissors .
    Plain or crinkly ones?
  • Another birthday ticks round today and although my mind is saying let's have a big day with beautiful people, my body is asking for fish and chips with a bottle of beer.
  • Another birthday ticks round today and although my mind is saying let's have a big day with beautiful people, my body is asking for fish and chips with a bottle of beer.

    Mine too - Happy birthday to us!
    I've just been wrestling with a bag of ground coffee and resorted to scissors, and now i just want to go back to bed.



  • Have a good day Idle 👍.
  • Stig said:
    Stig said:
    When there's a poor connection on an online meeting and nobody gets your Norman Collier reference.
    At my team meeting this morning, I reported that I had another meeting booked for later in the day with a guy called Stephen Lewis. Just to amuse myself I carried on "...who of course used to play Blakey". No one else was amused. After a long and painful silence my boss came to the rescue with, "I used to watch that with my grandparents".  I really ought to have known better.  
    Stephen Lewis used to live in Westcombe Park Road SE3, near The Standard. (I know no one cares).
  • Stig said:
    Stig said:
    When there's a poor connection on an online meeting and nobody gets your Norman Collier reference.
    At my team meeting this morning, I reported that I had another meeting booked for later in the day with a guy called Stephen Lewis. Just to amuse myself I carried on "...who of course used to play Blakey". No one else was amused. After a long and painful silence my boss came to the rescue with, "I used to watch that with my grandparents".  I really ought to have known better.  
    Stephen Lewis used to live in Westcombe Park Road SE3, near The Standard. (I know no one cares).
    Pretty sure his Kids went to Henwick School .
  • Another birthday ticks round today and although my mind is saying let's have a big day with beautiful people, my body is asking for fish and chips with a bottle of beer.
    I had one a couple of weeks ago, I went with the bottle of beer option. 
    Far more enjoyable than the faux happiness of celebrating your life tick down.
    Happy Birthday.  
  • fadgadget said:
    When you start to struggle opening a bloody crisp packet , give up and go for the Scissors .
    When you’re too bloody minded to go for the scissors from the start instead of trying to open the packet without them and end up ripping the bag open and spilling the contents everywhere.
  • When you realise there are only 4 members of the 1966 World Cup winning side alive.
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  • Young Kevin Lisbie is 42.
  • Just a matter of time before he comes good?
  • iaitch said:
    Just a matter of time before he comes good?
    Is he joining Sheffield Utd?
  • Up 4 times for a pee last night. :/
  • For the first time since childhood you start wearing a vest under your top
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    Up 4 times for a pee last night. :/
    It is when you get so old and slow, you do not get out of bed quickly enough  :)...................I am not talking about me
  • You mention antimacassars in conversation and get blank looks.
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  • iainment said:
    You mention antimacassars in conversation and get blank looks.
    I must admit I had to look that up.
  • iainment said:
    You mention antimacassars in conversation and get blank looks.
    I must admit I had to look that up.
    You’re not getting old then. 😊
  • Even if I was old o wouldn’t know what it was. 
  • When you remember how much the FA Cup meant to fans. If you were drawn against a side in the same division the cup-tie drew a considerably larger attendance.
    Compare and contrast the 1969 Crystal Palace 3rd round FA Cup tie with today.

    I know COVID -19 and the local derby element too make a difference but back then the attitude to the FA Cup in general was very different. It was just as important a condideration as the league.
  • iainment said:
    You mention antimacassars in conversation and get blank looks.
    When you read this and think it says antimascara and just another make up product.
  • LenGlover said:
    When you remember how much the FA Cup meant to fans. If you were drawn against a side in the same division the cup-tie drew a considerably larger attendance.
    Compare and contrast the 1969 Crystal Palace 3rd round FA Cup tie with today.

    I know COVID -19 and the local derby element too make a difference but back then the attitude to the FA Cup in general was very different. It was just as important a condideration as the league.
    Happy days Len, sadly no more however we need to be grateful we were around to witness great FA Cup days, feel sorry for the young ones nowadays.
  • fadgadget said:
    When you start to struggle opening a bloody crisp packet , give up and go for the Scissors .
    When you’re too bloody minded to go for the scissors from the start instead of trying to open the packet without them and end up ripping the bag open and spilling the contents everywhere.
    Then you eat them anyway.


  • Up 4 times for a pee last night. :/
    From one baldy bonce to another and without wanting to cause unnecessary panic, unless you’ve been on the booze, I’d get down to my GP and get a check for diabetes!
  • Up 4 times for a pee last night. :/
    From one baldy bonce to another and without wanting to cause unnecessary panic, unless you’ve been on the booze, I’d get down to my GP and get a check for diabetes!
    Enlarged prostate is the usual cause.
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