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  • BaldybonceBaldybonce
    Thanks @Stuart_the_Red and @SoundAsa£
    Tests i had booked for earlier in the year were cancelled due to the first lockdown, getting a Dr's appointment now is nigh on impossible but i'm being persistant.
  • ross1ross1
    SoundAsa£ said:
    Stuart_the_Red said:
    Baldybonce said:
    Up 4 times for a pee last night. :/
    From one baldy bonce to another and without wanting to cause unnecessary panic, unless you’ve been on the booze, I’d get down to my GP and get a check for diabetes!
    Enlarged prostate is the usual cause.
    Has this problem, plus leaking after peeing, was an enlarged prostrate, which I got an operation for, completely successful, one small problem after, (which I was pleased with).
  • iainmentiainment
    Baldybonce said:
    Thanks @Stuart_the_Red and @SoundAsa£
    Tests i had booked for earlier in the year were cancelled due to the first lockdown, getting a Dr's appointment now is nigh on impossible but i'm being persistant.
    As you said - 4 times a night is persistent 😉
  • jonseventyfivejonseventyfive
    When looking at a very nice over fifties apartment for someone else, I suddenly thought, this would do me, oh f...
  • Raith_C_ChattonellRaith_C_Chattonell
    Perking up when I received an email listing my Saga benefits ... then I read the script  :/ .  Pleasure is so fleeting these days.


  • MrOneLungMrOneLung
    When Ian Botham’s grandson is called up into the Wales rugby squad 
  • happyvalleyhappyvalley
    When you walk gingerly down the stairs, remembering when you used to rundown them.
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  • SolidgoneSolidgone
    Solidgone said:
    Choosing a shopping trolley over a basket. 
    Using a shopping trolley than a carrier bag. 
  • StigStig
    The you see things that aren't there and don't see things that are there. I've only just realised that @guinnessaddick's avatar is a picture of two mugs, on on top of the other. I always thought it was a chimp wearing a Charlton hat.
  • RedvaliantRedvaliant
    When the 25th anniversary edition of an album I got when originally released, is 22 years old itself.
  • DanepakDanepak
    When the manager of the team you support, is younger than you.
    Happy 44th LB.
  • ElfsborgAddickElfsborgAddick
    Solidgone said:
    Choosing a shopping trolley over a basket. 
    When you only need a loaf of bread and a pint of milk.
  • MrWalkerMrWalker
    edited January 2021
    When the unit I measure mu milk in, is a pint. 

  • letthegoodtimesrollletthegoodtimesroll
    Solidgone said:
    Choosing a shopping trolley over a basket. 
    That’s not getting older, that’s getting smarter...
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    T_C_E said:
    When everyone seems want instant success or have an entitlement to be told information.
    This time last year we had a chairman lying through his teeth about transfer targets and spending the clubs money on cars and flats and we didn’t even know if we’d be starting 2021 with a football club to follow. Lee Bowyer was the only constantly good thing about it keeping the supporters onside even though the football was a bit hit and miss. Now we have a good owner who wants to support club in the right way, build slowly on the foundation that’s in place, while Lee Bowyer does the same thing with his squad. Will the owner get it right everytime? Of course he won’t, will Lee Bowyer pick a winning side or get the tactics right for every game? Of course he won’t. Does it make them shit at their jobs? Of course it don’t. 
    But then again, I’m getting old what do I know🤷‍♂️
    Getting???
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  • T_C_ET_C_E
    DaveMehmet said:
    T_C_E said:
    When everyone seems want instant success or have an entitlement to be told information.
    This time last year we had a chairman lying through his teeth about transfer targets and spending the clubs money on cars and flats and we didn’t even know if we’d be starting 2021 with a football club to follow. Lee Bowyer was the only constantly good thing about it keeping the supporters onside even though the football was a bit hit and miss. Now we have a good owner who wants to support club in the right way, build slowly on the foundation that’s in place, while Lee Bowyer does the same thing with his squad. Will the owner get it right everytime? Of course he won’t, will Lee Bowyer pick a winning side or get the tactics right for every game? Of course he won’t. Does it make them shit at their jobs? Of course it don’t. 
    But then again, I’m getting old what do I know🤷‍♂️
    Getting???
    Grrr, feck off ya little bleeder. 
  • SolidgoneSolidgone
    Wearing vests (singlets). 
  • thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    You wonder for about 0.3 seconds how you get the Corn Flakes box back in the fridge.
  • RedskinRedskin
    edited January 2021
    Stig said:
    The you see things that aren't there and don't see things that are there. I've only just realised that @guinnessaddick's avatar is a picture of two mugs, on on top of the other. I always thought it was a chimp wearing a Charlton hat.
    On my phone, I see Limeygent's avatar as a black & white minstrel wearing a beret.
  • RedChaserRedChaser
    ozaddick said:
    when you’re telling stories about double dropping in your raving days and your workmate tells you he was crawling around in nappies that year. 
    Wait until you've got snow on the roof mate 😉
  • ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    ozaddick said:
    when you’re telling stories about double dropping in your raving days and your workmate tells you he was crawling around in nappies that year. 
    Used to laugh at my Manager when he said he was passing his Driving Test when I was still at primary school

    Had the exact same thing myself a month or two ago
  • soapboxsamsoapboxsam
    When they say at your funeral, he had a good innings. 
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