You know you're getting old when.

Six-a-bag-of-nuts

"BODY IS REQUIRED"
Again?!
Just shut up, I meant to click Home

thai malaysia addick

You’re annoyed when you score 1 in the Pointless final having switched from an answer that turns out to be pointless.

Raith_C_Chattonell

I heard the crowd singing Southall's name on Saturday and spent a few seconds wondering what Neville ever done for us.  Luckily a gentleman in the opposite stand stood up and waved.

AddicksAddict

Experience tells you not to open the Transfer Rumours thread.

DaveMehmet

Not me but my wife interviewed a candidate for a teaching position at her school on Monday and realised that she’d taught her as an infant.

aliwibble

Not _quite_ so bad, because it was secondary, but a kid I taught was elected as an MP in 2017.

cafcdave123

aliwibble said:

Not _quite_ so bad, because it was secondary, but a kid I taught was elected as an MP in 2017.

did that make you proud or question your teaching?  

aliwibble

Given I only taught her for a year, I don't think I can claim any responsibility, and I highly doubt anything she learnt in GCSE Science had any bearing on that particular career path. :-)

ross1

aliwibble said:

Given I only taught her for a year, I don't think I can claim any responsibility, and I highly doubt anything she learnt in GCSE Science had any bearing on that particular career path. :-)

You might want to question your influence as a teacher, depending which party she stood for 

sillav nitram

When you’ve been referred to as a ‘Pensioner’ once again, FFS!

This time by the physio and I told I was totally ‘disgusted from Tunbridge Wells’

happyvalley

When you remember front gardens full of plants & flowers. Nowadays it seems everyone grows wheelie bins.

T_C_E

When you find yourself agreeing with @Redmidland, you also start to wonder if there’s any hope! 

i_b_b_o_r_g

You need glasses ffs

ForeverAddickted

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

You need glasses ffs

I've needed glasses since I was about 5-years old

i_b_b_o_r_g

ForeverAddickted said:

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

You need glasses ffs

I've needed glasses since I was about 5-years old

I'm 5 next birthday 

cafcdave123

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

ForeverAddickted said:

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

You need glasses ffs

I've needed glasses since I was about 5-years old

I'm 55 next birthday 

EFA

ForeverAddickted

cafcdave123 said:

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

ForeverAddickted said:

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

You need glasses ffs

I've needed glasses since I was about 5-years old

I'm 55 next birthday 

EFA

Being a bit generous there arent you?

cafcdave123

ForeverAddickted said:

cafcdave123 said:

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

ForeverAddickted said:

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

You need glasses ffs

I've needed glasses since I was about 5-years old

I'm 55 next birthday 

EFA

Being a bit generous there arent you?

do you blame me? he's fucking massive!

ForeverAddickted

cafcdave123 said:

ForeverAddickted said:

cafcdave123 said:

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

ForeverAddickted said:

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

You need glasses ffs

I've needed glasses since I was about 5-years old

I'm 55 next birthday 

EFA

Being a bit generous there arent you?

do you blame me? he's fucking massive!

Wait... @i_b_b_o_r_g is a Sheffield Wednesday fan?

i_b_b_o_r_g

What is EFA?

cafcdave123

it stands for

Elderly.Fat.Arrogant 

i_b_b_o_r_g

Oh

cafcdave123

that or Edited For Accuracy 

DaveMehmet

cafcdave123 said:

it stands for

Elderly.Fat.Arrogant 

Bit unfair mate, wouldn’t class him as elderly

iaitch

Erectile Function Amiss

4_bowman

When the doctor says your cholesterol is good ..........for a man of your age 

addickson

You can’t remember the words to Happy Birthday

Six-a-bag-of-nuts

When the newsreader says "the elderly are at risk" and you realise he means you 

Solidgone

Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:

When the newsreader says "the elderly are at risk" and you realise he means you 

This is really a double take. 

Raith_C_Chattonell

My daughter has just admitted that she put some music on, danced with her husband and got promptly told by her daughter (aged nearly 4) that it was embarrassing.  Can't pretend that I'm not pleased by this, but in the cold light of day I guess that makes me truly ancient.