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  • sillav nitramsillav nitram
    When you’ve been referred to as a ‘Pensioner’ once again, FFS!

    This time by the physio and I told I was totally ‘disgusted from Tunbridge Wells’
  • T_C_ET_C_E
    When you find yourself agreeing with @Redmidland, you also start to wonder if there’s any hope! 
  • i_b_b_o_r_gi_b_b_o_r_g
    You need glasses ffs
  • ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:
    You need glasses ffs
    I've needed glasses since I was about 5-years old
  • i_b_b_o_r_gi_b_b_o_r_g

    ForeverAddickted said:
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:
    You need glasses ffs
    I've needed glasses since I was about 5-years old
    I'm 5 next birthday 

    ;)
  • cafcdave123cafcdave123
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    ForeverAddickted said:
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:
    You need glasses ffs
    I've needed glasses since I was about 5-years old
    I'm 55 next birthday 

    ;)
    EFA
  • ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    cafcdave123 said:
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    ForeverAddickted said:
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:
    You need glasses ffs
    I've needed glasses since I was about 5-years old
    I'm 55 next birthday 

    ;)
    EFA
    Being a bit generous there arent you? ;)
  • cafcdave123cafcdave123
    ForeverAddickted said:
    cafcdave123 said:
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    ForeverAddickted said:
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:
    You need glasses ffs
    I've needed glasses since I was about 5-years old
    I'm 55 next birthday 

    ;)
    EFA
    Being a bit generous there arent you? ;)
    do you blame me? he's fucking massive!
  • ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    cafcdave123 said:
    ForeverAddickted said:
    cafcdave123 said:
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    ForeverAddickted said:
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:
    You need glasses ffs
    I've needed glasses since I was about 5-years old
    I'm 55 next birthday 

    ;)
    EFA
    Being a bit generous there arent you? ;)
    do you blame me? he's fucking massive!
    Wait... @i_b_b_o_r_g is a Sheffield Wednesday fan?
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  • i_b_b_o_r_gi_b_b_o_r_g
    What is EFA?
  • cafcdave123cafcdave123
    it stands for

    Elderly.Fat.Arrogant 
  • i_b_b_o_r_gi_b_b_o_r_g
    Oh
  • cafcdave123cafcdave123
    that or Edited For Accuracy 
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    cafcdave123 said:
    it stands for

    Elderly.Fat.Arrogant 
    Bit unfair mate, wouldn’t class him as elderly
  • iaitchiaitch
    Erectile Function Amiss
  • 4_bowman4_bowman
    When the doctor says your cholesterol is good ..........for a man of your age 
  • addicksonaddickson
    You can’t remember the words to Happy Birthday
  • SolidgoneSolidgone
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:
    When the newsreader says "the elderly are at risk" and you realise he means you  :/
    This is really a double take. 
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  • Raith_C_ChattonellRaith_C_Chattonell
    My daughter has just admitted that she put some music on, danced with her husband and got promptly told by her daughter (aged nearly 4) that it was embarrassing.  Can't pretend that I'm not pleased by this, but in the cold light of day I guess that makes me truly ancient.  :/

  • thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    edited April 2020
    When you take a lot of care kicking a football to make sure nothing 'goes' and you end up in an embarrassing heap on the ground.
  • happyvalleyhappyvalley
    When the hardest thing you do all day is put your socks on.
  • MrWalkerMrWalker
    Stig said:
    When you do what I've just done and quite literally go grey in a day. All my adult life I've had light brown hair that's gone blonde with prolonged exposure to sunlight. In recent years it's been thinning on top and greying around the edges, but nothing too bad for a man of my years. Today I sat in the garden all afternoon. When I came in, I looked in the mirror expecting to be greeted by a sun-tanned norse god (surely I'm allowed a bit of poetic licence in my own dreams) only to see Rowley Birkin's long lost twin staring back at me. Rather than turning my hair a pleasant and stylish lighter shade, it's just bleached all the life out of it. I shall be scared to go to sleep now in case I wake up with dentures and an alcoholic's nose.
    Were you very, very drunk? 
  • StigStig
    Me? With my reputation!
  • thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    When you round your age up by a year because you can't remember for sure.
  • T_C_ET_C_E
    When you get pissed off at next doors granddaughter in her late 20s early 30s who has had a continuous stream of visitors throughout the lockdown decides to have 10/15 pals round yesterday for a barbecue. The steady waft of cigarette smoke into our lounge meant closing our windows until the coastal breeze changed direction which coincidentally was the exact same time as I groomed all of our dogs........ Mwaahahahah
  • jimmymelrosejimmymelrose
    ...........your own farts start to smell dodgy
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