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Chat up lines

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    WilmaWilma
    Leave it out you two!
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    You've got lovely hair....
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    Stu_of_KunmingStu_of_Kunming
    Her: "I have a boyfriend".
    Him: "I have a goldfish".
    Her; "What??"
    Him: "I'm sorry, I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter"
    Quality
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    THEMCATHEMCA
    Can I take you to be valued

    Why

    Coz you look like a million dollars to me!
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    LincsaddickLincsaddick
    your face is like a million dollars .. all green and krinkly
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    Its_Hamer_TimeIts_Hamer_Time
    Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
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    O-Randy-HuntO-Randy-Hunt
    'morning'
    Went down well in sheffield gaz. Lol
    haha dont tell me you wont be using it in bournemouth on sat

    Maybe it was just the Sheffield tarts that didn't like your chat up line.

    Let's hope they like it down in bournemouth. But not holding out much hope :D
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    Have you seen my magic watch?
    It can tell me anything about you.
    Right now its telling me you aren't wearing any knickers.
    She replies, "well its wrong"
    You say "Its ten minutes fast".
    @Redhenry

    Was out in the lash Friday night and when a girl I know said to me "i like you watch" before I knew it the words "this? This is my magic watch" had left my mouth and I was scanning her up and down with it.

    It got a laugh, so thumbs up from me.
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    CafcCrazyCafcCrazy
    Roses are Red
    Violets are blue
    I have a gun
    Get in the van...
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    richie8richie8
    I wonder what our female lifers think of this thread......
    They'll be wondering why any of us are married.
    Or more to the point How?
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    grumpyaddickgrumpyaddick


    I'm so sorry but I think I may have left the keys to my Ferrari in your knickers....
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    smiffyboysmiffyboy
    Why don't we go for a walk down the river and you can cum on my boat.
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