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Chat up lines

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    McBobbinMcBobbin
    Have you got spanners in your eyes? Every time you look at me, my nuts tighten

    F*** me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me!
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    SuperCliveMendoncaSuperCliveMendonca
    I wonder what our female lifers think of this thread......
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    Saga LoutSaga Lout
    I wonder what our female lifers think of this thread......
    They'll be wondering why any of us are married.
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    nth_london_addicknth_london_addick
    they have all fell for my chat up lines
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    I wonder what our female lifers think of this thread......
    They all love it
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    PaddyP17PaddyP17
    You don't sweat much for a fat bird!
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    BIG_ROBBIG_ROB
    "Ey up Luv! Those clothes would look great in a heap on my bedroom floor!".
    I thought it was "Nice dress and it looks good on you, I think it would look better on my bedroom floor though" ;-)

    "I was always told that it's rude to spit!"
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    O-Randy-HuntO-Randy-Hunt
    Can you catch love

    Cos there's a couple of balls coming your way

    'max & paddy'
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    Stu_of_KunmingStu_of_Kunming
    You don't sweat much for a fat bird!
    Get off my chat up line.
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    PaddyP17PaddyP17
    You don't sweat much for a fat bird!
    Get off my chat up line.
    And that's my favourite cockblocking line!
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    SE10SE10
    You're a bit like my big toe, Well you're both gonna get banged on the table later.
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    iaitchiaitch
    Do you like chicken? Suck this its fowl.

    Do you like pork? Suck this its dripping.
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    Curb_ItCurb_It
    just get your cock out and say

    "'ere love, get your laughing gear round that"
    Are you single David?
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    eaststandmikeeaststandmike
    just get your cock out and say

    "'ere love, get your laughing gear round that"
    Are you single David?
    Blimey, looks like you have pulled Dave.........we have a winner :-)
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    RedArmySE7RedArmySE7
    "Have you seen my elephant impression?"

    Turn out each pocket in your trousers slowly and start to unzip your flies...
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    SuperCliveMendoncaSuperCliveMendonca
    The best chat up line is the Snaps game - anyone heard of it?
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    MrOneLungMrOneLung
    I wonder what our female lifers think of this thread......


    They will think what we tell them.





    I will now quietly sneak out.
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    ValleyGaryValleyGary
    'morning'
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    PlaaayerPlaaayer
    Lol!
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    "Alright"
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    PlaaayerPlaaayer
    Again, how did you ever pull Nik?
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    MrLargoMrLargo
    Do you like jewellery?

    Well suck me cock, it's a gem!
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    JTJT
    Just say sorry.

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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    I like your hair. You got lovely hair
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    cafcdave123cafcdave123
    just get your cock out and say

    "'ere love, get your laughing gear round that"
    Are you single David?

    sorry treacle, i'm spoken for.


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    Curb_ItCurb_It
    Im surprised!
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    RedhenryRedhenry
    Have you seen my magic watch?
    It can tell me anything about you.
    Right now its telling me you aren't wearing any knickers.
    She replies, "well its wrong"
    You say "Its ten minutes fast".
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    Karim_myBagheriKarim_myBagheri
    I have only two months to live.
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    cafcdave123cafcdave123
    Im jealous!
    aww never mind

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    Bournemouth AddickBournemouth Addick
    Blimey it's like I stepped into time machine and stepped back out again in the 70's. Tell me that this sort of thing doesn't really go on 'out there' please!
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