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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    On a serious note, a good bit of palm reading was always a winner. Just adapt what you say to what you think she wants to hear. Just make them laugh and don't treat the chat up stage as anything other than a bit of fun.

    @johnboyuk will tell you back in the day I was the absolute master of bull**it.
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    Im gutted!
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    SE10SE10
    I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet!
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    JohnBoyUKJohnBoyUK
    On a serious note, a good bit of palm reading was always a winner. Just adapt what you say to what you think she wants to hear. Just make them laugh and don't treat the chat up stage as anything other than a bit of fun.

    @johnboyuk will tell you back in the day I was the absolute master of bull**it.
    The master. The absolute master.

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    nth_london_addicknth_london_addick
    Smell this

    (1hr later )


    It hurts your arse dont it
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    O-Randy-HuntO-Randy-Hunt
    'morning'
    Went down well in sheffield gaz. Lol
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    Curb_ItCurb_It
    Smell this

    (1hr later )


    It hurts your arse dont it
    ugh

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    Wheresmeticket?Wheresmeticket?
    "Hi. I'm a bit depressed at the moment".




    I'm still working on this as I feel it needs a bit of fine tuning.
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    adamtheaddickadamtheaddick
    can you help me get this sofa into the back of my van..

    followed shortly by put the lotion in the basket..
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    man_at_millettsman_at_milletts
    'You don't sweat much for a fat bird'
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    Karim_myBagheriKarim_myBagheri
    If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
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    nth_london_addicknth_london_addick
    Smell this

    (1hr later )


    It hurts your arse dont it
    ugh


    LOL its a quality one B

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    Karim_myBagheriKarim_myBagheri
    are you a dab hand with a mastic gun?
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    Can you juggle ? We'll lets start with two balls and see how you get on
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    LincsaddickLincsaddick
    Excuse me sweetheaert .. your panties are falling down
    Ooooohhhh... how do you know?

    I just decided
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    AddictedAddicted
    You look like you've got fairly low self-esteem

    Yeah you'll do
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    masicatmasicat
    ''As long as Iv'e got a face you'll always have a place to sit''!
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    RedArmySE7RedArmySE7
    I was once chatted up by a girl telling me I had "A comfy looking face"!
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    Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    On a serious note, a good bit of palm reading was always a winner. Just adapt what you say to what you think she wants to hear. Just make them laugh and don't treat the chat up stage as anything other than a bit of fun.
    Brings back memories : - )

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    ValleyGaryValleyGary
    'morning'
    Went down well in sheffield gaz. Lol
    haha dont tell me you wont be using it in bournemouth on sat

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    BrunelloBrunello
    I've always found " do you want to come on my boat" works
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    adamtheaddickadamtheaddick
    my mate fancies you..
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    MacronateMacronate
    my love for you is like diarehha. i can't hold it in.

    here's £20. drink until i'm really good looking then come & chat to me.
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    Karim_myBagheriKarim_myBagheri
    dont worry. the clinic gave me the all clear.
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram


    here's £20. drink until i'm really good looking then come & chat to me.
    Think she is going to need a fifty.....
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    LincsaddickLincsaddick
    I was once chatted up by a girl telling me I had "A comfy looking face"!
    and the punchline is ????? ... she ended up sitting on it ?
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    sam3110sam3110
    Hi, I may not be Ray Mears, Ranulph Fiennes or even Bear Grylls, but I bet I could navigate your Khyber Pass
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    MacronateMacronate


    here's £20. drink until i'm really good looking then come & chat to me.
    Think she is going to need a fifty.....
    happy hour!
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    adamtheaddickadamtheaddick
    i know im fat but am i am one of the jolly ones, and the way im heading will lose a leg to diabites any month now so will get a blue badge, free parking!! its a win win situation for you..
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    redsekredsek
    'Life without you would be like a broken pencil....... pointless.'

    Works even after only having known them for 10 minutes. Honest.
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