As people who know me will have noticed over the last few weeks I've been in tremendous pain the last few weeks with a toothache that afected te nerve and despite many trips to the dentist no joy. After my last visit yesterday I woke up at three this morning in the most fearsome pain ever and have now just been back to the dentist where I told them I wasn't going anywhere until they took it out. I'm now back home with it hopefully sorted .
Just got me wondering what the worst pain people on here have ever been in was (not including the obvious for some women)
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Wince just thinking about it
It split open along the length (top to bottom) for a fraction of a second.
For just enough time for his entire crown jewels to descend through the opening.
Before slamming violently shut again.
If there is a scarier sight than this person thrashing about on the floor, frothing at the mouth and wailing like a stuck pig, I have yet to witness it
Used to have a lack of cartilage?
Have you had them replaced?
Its something the Doctor thinks I should have done before I'm 45, so I'm curious ;
A liver transplant, couldn't stand up straight for weeks : (
Bloody dentist has been trying to get me to go down the root canal way of thinking but he took one look at it when he pulled it and said "there's no way that could have been root treated"
One good bit of news is that there's a wisdom behind it which may grow through
Too late for me then ; (
although catching my bits in my flies runs that close, but I think that was as much mental anguish knowing the pain to come when I unzipped to free myself.
OMFG, I'm close to passing out at the thought.
AFKA will bear witness to this, playing cricket a few years ago now I was fielding in the covers when the ball was creamed by one of the openers towards me but it was gonna fall just short so had to dive foward to try and get under it but for some reason I still dont know why, I opted to go feet first rather than hands first...
Anyway, a split second later, crack...balls hits the side of my kneecap as I hit the ground. How it didnt shatter into 1,000 pieces I will never know but being the complete wuss I am, having seen a tiny little bit of blood coming through on my whites, was on the verge of passing out as well as being sick...AFKA and another mate had to carry me off the square once I felt ok much to the amusement of my team mates and the opposition.
When I say wuss, I mean wuss. I cant even just cut my fingers open or even have a blood test without passing out.
I have to agree with that. Had a really bad Asthma attack just after Xmas this year and the doc at the hospital demanded I had that done despite me insisting I wasnt having no blood tests over my dead body. Never again. I dont think the A&E unit at Darenth Valley had heard language quite as bad as that before.
Dont let women tell you child birth hurts, burns are the worst.
More recently I managed to put the ilium sacrum joint out when playing cricket. This is a joint in the pelvis and allows it to flex and therefore is vital when twisting, bending or doing anything that involves your back. Getting out of bed in the morning for example was pure agony.
Eventually I went to see a doctor in Germany who diagnosed and treated it perfectly. In the process I made his day - it was the first time he'd ever treated anyone for a cricketing injury. He spent more time asking me about the game and the bio-mechanics involved in playing cricket than he did treating me. His last comment to me as I left the consulting room was that he was off to share the news of my injury with his colleagues. I wonder how many times he's put that knowledge to use in treating cricketing injuries...
LOL, i can still remember us going to visit our mate in hospital and within 5 minutes he was perched against the window ledge because you were laying in his hospital bed !
this is very funny... very funny.
But one thing bothers me... im sorry to ask as i think its crap about how people go on about your height... but how tall was she? You said she was very large but she punched you in the nuts?
I was being polite B, lets just say she was more girth than length.
I'm probably the most injury prone person as well, I fractured my ankle when I was 7, the bone never heeled properly and I then had to have an operation 4 years later and at the same time they put screws in my ligaments because they were to long. Then the wall incident happened Then only in August I had a knee operation where they took some cartlidge out, flushed my knee cap and done other things too, which is to technical for me. All this so far in my life and I'm only 15.
For me, ruptured cruciate ligaments - still get pain now particularly in the cold months which means that living in the UK means I'm pain free in June/July!
I had full blown mumps (no not in the nether regions) when I was 30......Ive never ever felt so ill in my life, I couldnt eat as I couldnt open my mouth it just hurt too much.....prick of a doctor made me go to the dentist to get him to check it wasnt a bad tooth.....he took one look at me and said, youve got a serious case of mumps tell your doctor he is a fool.....I spent 3 whole weeks flat out in bed I was sooooo sick.
I also tried to pull a tooth out with pliers once when I had an infection, the pulsing pain was incredible.......and Im petrified of dentists....needless to say after mucho gusto it wouldnt budge, so off to the emergency dentist the next morning who sedated me and drilled a hole up the centre of the tooth to drain it....saved the tooth as well bless him....
Cheers Tel............I'm just about to pass out