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  • Sitting in the Jolly woodman stroking a cracking Alsatian -then noticing the palarse lead. TCE?
  • Boom said:
    Sitting in the Jolly woodman stroking a cracking Alsatian -then noticing the palarse lead. TCE?
    Went past there wednesday evening......its not called the Jolly Woodman anymore. Some noncy new hip sounding name from what I could see......
  • Boom said:
    Sitting in the Jolly woodman stroking a cracking Alsatian -then noticing the palarse lead. TCE?
    Went past there wednesday evening......its not called the Jolly Woodman anymore. Some noncy new hip sounding name from what I could see......
    I can assure you the jolly woodman is called the jolly woodman.

    You’re thinking of the chancery which used to be the oak hill tavern (which was shit). The old man has the woodman (kids not welcome, no food). His daughter (I think) has the chancery and does grub and welcomes sprogs. A 30 second walk between the two boozers.
  • edited August 2019
    This photograph that's doing the rounds today...



    ...you're sitting in a palace meeting the leader of one of the country's closest friends and partners. Show some respect and get your feet off the furniture you partially shaved chimp!

    BTW and yes it was supposedly a joke between them but so what! 
  • Yeah the term wank puffin also applies to Boris.
  • edited August 2019
    Boom said:
    Sitting in the Jolly woodman stroking a cracking Alsatian -then noticing the palarse lead. TCE?
    At first I read this as ‘stroking a cracking Asian’........but it doesn’t say that...!
  • That every day I get a pop up message saying that my iCloud folder is full.  I've cleaned it out and it's half empty. Stop trying to sell me stuff I don't need.
  • Stig said:
    That every day I get a pop up message saying that my iCloud folder is full.  I've cleaned it out and it's half empty. Stop trying to sell me stuff I don't need.
    Have you also emptied the trash? (from the trash file)

  • Stig said:
    That every day I get a pop up message saying that my iCloud folder is full.  I've cleaned it out and it's half empty. Stop trying to sell me stuff I don't need.
    Have you also emptied the trash? (from the trash file)

    I have now ;). Let's see if that works. I've a horrible feeling that I'm going to have to wait a month before they permanently delete the stuff I've deleted.  Thanks for the advice!
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  • Boom said:
    Boom said:
    Sitting in the Jolly woodman stroking a cracking Alsatian -then noticing the palarse lead. TCE?
    Went past there wednesday evening......its not called the Jolly Woodman anymore. Some noncy new hip sounding name from what I could see......
    I can assure you the jolly woodman is called the jolly woodman.

    You’re thinking of the chancery which used to be the oak hill tavern (which was shit). The old man has the woodman (kids not welcome, no food). His daughter (I think) has the chancery and does grub and welcomes sprogs. A 30 second walk between the two boozers.
    Sorry......I'm thinking of the pub on the corner at Blackfen. Changed its name to something chic & funky now.
  • This photograph that's doing the rounds today...

    ...you're sitting in a palace meeting the leader of one of the country's closest friends and partners. Show some respect and get your feet off the furniture you partially shaved chimp!

    BTW and yes it was supposedly a joke between them but so what! 
    It's absolutely shocking how benign the Bullingdon Club has become lately. Any member worth his salt would have trashed the joint, sodomised a dead animal and given Macron a mouthful of antigallican abuse before needlessly taunting a tramp on the way home. Standards are slipping.
  • Boom said:
    Boom said:
    Sitting in the Jolly woodman stroking a cracking Alsatian -then noticing the palarse lead. TCE?
    Went past there wednesday evening......its not called the Jolly Woodman anymore. Some noncy new hip sounding name from what I could see......
    I can assure you the jolly woodman is called the jolly woodman.

    You’re thinking of the chancery which used to be the oak hill tavern (which was shit). The old man has the woodman (kids not welcome, no food). His daughter (I think) has the chancery and does grub and welcomes sprogs. A 30 second walk between the two boozers.
    Sorry......I'm thinking of the pub on the corner at Blackfen. Changed its name to something chic & funky now.
    The George Staples 
  • Greenie said:
    Boom said:
    Sitting in the Jolly woodman stroking a cracking Alsatian -then noticing the palarse lead. TCE?
    At first I read this as ‘stroking a cracking Asian’........but it doesn’t say that...!

    Thats tonight's plan
  • Guy at work whenever someone says "General" before a word such as thoughts or actions or view or whatever phrase salutes and repeats it "General View"
  • edited August 2019
    Boom said:
    Boom said:
    Sitting in the Jolly woodman stroking a cracking Alsatian -then noticing the palarse lead. TCE?
    Went past there wednesday evening......its not called the Jolly Woodman anymore. Some noncy new hip sounding name from what I could see......
    I can assure you the jolly woodman is called the jolly woodman.

    You’re thinking of the chancery which used to be the oak hill tavern (which was shit). The old man has the woodman (kids not welcome, no food). His daughter (I think) has the chancery and does grub and welcomes sprogs. A 30 second walk between the two boozers.
    Sorry......I'm thinking of the pub on the corner at Blackfen. Changed its name to something chic & funky now.
    The George Staples 
    Yes....wtf  ??  What was wrong with it's original name.
  • Dazzler21 said:
    Guy at work whenever someone says "General" before a word such as thoughts or actions or view or whatever phrase salutes and repeats it "General View"
    oops, I do that! 

    I sometimes do it for other things too like 'private conversation' or 'major issue'


    I remember my uncle and grandad doing it when I was younger (mainly the 3 of us going to away games, they used to do it to annoy me)

    I do it more when in their company but find myself doing it other times too.
  • Dazzler21 said:
    Guy at work whenever someone says "General" before a word such as thoughts or actions or view or whatever phrase salutes and repeats it "General View"
    oops, I do that! 

    I sometimes do it for other things too like 'private conversation' or 'major issue'


    I remember my uncle and grandad doing it when I was younger (mainly the 3 of us going to away games, they used to do it to annoy me)

    I do it more when in their company but find myself doing it other times too.
    It's that he does it during important meetings, 1:1's and it's rather irritating in a professional environment. 

    Were he doing it down the pub, we could turn it into a drinking game or something.
  • Boom said:
    Boom said:
    Sitting in the Jolly woodman stroking a cracking Alsatian -then noticing the palarse lead. TCE?
    Went past there wednesday evening......its not called the Jolly Woodman anymore. Some noncy new hip sounding name from what I could see......
    I can assure you the jolly woodman is called the jolly woodman.

    You’re thinking of the chancery which used to be the oak hill tavern (which was shit). The old man has the woodman (kids not welcome, no food). His daughter (I think) has the chancery and does grub and welcomes sprogs. A 30 second walk between the two boozers.
    Sorry......I'm thinking of the pub on the corner at Blackfen. Changed its name to something chic & funky now.
    The George Staples 
    Yes....wtf  ??  What was wrong with it's original name.
    A bit too pornagraphic.
  • Boom said:
    Boom said:
    Sitting in the Jolly woodman stroking a cracking Alsatian -then noticing the palarse lead. TCE?
    Went past there wednesday evening......its not called the Jolly Woodman anymore. Some noncy new hip sounding name from what I could see......
    I can assure you the jolly woodman is called the jolly woodman.

    You’re thinking of the chancery which used to be the oak hill tavern (which was shit). The old man has the woodman (kids not welcome, no food). His daughter (I think) has the chancery and does grub and welcomes sprogs. A 30 second walk between the two boozers.
    Sorry......I'm thinking of the pub on the corner at Blackfen. Changed its name to something chic & funky now.
    They probably do a lovely cobb salad and craft ale, whilst sat amongst scatter cushions and a little flower in a test tube on the table.

    if you hate that - go to the jolly woodman in Beckenham. Kids not welcome. Don’t do food. Miserable bar keep. Outside toilets. Lovely.
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  • Kept getting a warning coming up on my iPhone telling me “this accessory may not be supported” when using the Tom Tom app plugged into a cheap Chinese car charger so the phone won’t charge. Bought an official belkin charger and all ok until the latest update and now the same message is back.

    Time to make the switch to Android I think. 
  • buckshee said:
    Kept getting a warning coming up on my iPhone telling me “this accessory may not be supported” when using the Tom Tom app plugged into a cheap Chinese car charger so the phone won’t charge. Bought an official belkin charger and all ok until the latest update and now the same message is back.

    Time to make the switch to Android I think. 
    “This accessory may not be supported” - now, what the **** does that actually mean? What do they mean by "supported" - surrounded by adoring fans chanting the accessory's name?  

    "...may not be..."? Well is it, or isn't it? I paid six hundred sovs for you, and all you can do is guess? 

    Nonsensicle jargon on computerised goods - that generally annoys me...    

  • Tis the season of middle aged blokes in their Jesus creepers, displaying their 3 inch Quavers. Put a pair of espadrilles on mate, for fuck sake, we're looking for somewhere to eat.
  • edited August 2019
    ...probably the only time a pair of Crocs, or similar, are a viable option 
  • Watching the Ashes when they've all but blown away.
  • ...probably the only time a pair of Crocs, or similar, are a viable option 
    Where’s the flag button?
  • Someone wanting my dogs to appear at their event next weekend, explaining that due to the weather we couldn't confirm 100%. but would be there if its cool enough. He then says, "Why its not like they'll be running around"
    He then got told a definite no and best you **** ***
  • Thinking that as the cricket is likely to finish early tomorriw that I can get out in the garden & do some much needed gardening (something I really detest doing).......only to realise its  going to be around 90°.

  • Politicians unable to answer the most basic question with a yes or no answer, I’ve stopped watching Question Time etc, because there’s no point.
  • Was at the game today in the north lower day in the red hot sun.
    Chatting to the bloke next to me, in the concourse they were charging £4 for a small bottle of water, the robbing fuckers.
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