logging on to Charlton Life only to discover my Palace supporting neighbours are on here defending their right to leave their fucking bathroom window open all the time.
I think Lord Snooty of the Tory party is on to something when he talks about dropping the comma after the word and, and several phrases which are not to be used any more.
An electric cattle prod up the rusty bullet hole from me for those who continue to use the following phrases:
My bad
Hollybobs
Back in the day
I don't want to sound racist/homophobic/mysogynistic, but.....
Listen, I'm being truthful now.. (You're not the rest of time then).
Feel free to add.
You can add Nom Nom to that list. Whatever happened to yum yum or yummy
Recording it but not yet seen it. Has he done his "cor blimey just a salt of the earth millwall fan greengrocer outta peckham done good guv" speech yet? Seems to be a mandatory feature of his tv appearances.
Is he wearing a baker boy cap n'all the loveable rogue?
They were in a Mattress factory, it went something like:
WOWWWWW i've neva seen so many mattresses in one place, blimey!
'ow many springs in em? ONE THAAASAND AND FIFTY FOUR? GORD BLIMEY!
Then proceeds to bounce up and down on one, WAHAAAY....
COCK
I note the program has changed tack from food to other stuff now.
Had a random thought about what they could do next whilst listening to Wallace's excitement during the manufacture of wax jackets.
What about, 'Inside the sex toy factory?'
'WAHAAY' 'SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT THAT WAS JUST MOLTON RUBBER 30 MINUTES AGO?' 'CAN I HAVE A GO ON THAT?' 'WHOO WHOO' 'CANT WAIT TO TRY THE FINISHED PRODUCT' ...Etc.
They have the main channel as well as more 4, E4 and All 4 online but seem to want to show tons of repeats of American sit coms despite having tons of old stuff they could be showing like Scully, Prospects, the Manageress etc.
I’m currently sat in bed watching every episode of Scully, takes me right back
Got Prospects on DVD recently, absolutely fantastic. Scully is top drawer too.
Some tosser walking past the front of the house while my dogs are out claiming one of the dogs manage to grab the jacket he was carrying and tear it. £25 should cover it he said or I’ll phone the OB.......... You phone them, I’ll rewind my cctv........ He left without saying a word......
Whilst going swimming with my girls on holiday is one of life's true pleasures and nothing I'd swap for the world, repeated armband seam strikes across the nipples most certainly belong on this page.
Whilst going swimming with my girls on holiday is one of life's true pleasures and nothing I'd swap for the world, repeated armband seam strikes across the nipples most certainly belong on this page.
Whilst going swimming with my girls on holiday is one of life's true pleasures and nothing I'd swap for the world, repeated armband seam strikes across the nipples most certainly belong on this page.
I’ll see your armband strikes and raise you getting kicked in the bollocks when they launch themselves off for a swim
UPS - Do all the hard work getting a parcel from Donnington to my local village, 5 miles up the frog, OVERNIGHT, and the div in the van taking it 35 odd miles back to the depot because he couldn't find the address, no phone call nothing.
Whilst going swimming with my girls on holiday is one of life's true pleasures and nothing I'd swap for the world, repeated armband seam strikes across the nipples most certainly belong on this page.
I’ll see your armband strikes and raise you getting kicked in the bollocks when they launch themselves off for a swim
And add the all inclusive wrist band scrape as they jump on your back
Whilst going swimming with my girls on holiday is one of life's true pleasures and nothing I'd swap for the world, repeated armband seam strikes across the nipples most certainly belong on this page.
I’ll see your armband strikes and raise you getting kicked in the bollocks when they launch themselves off for a swim
and I'll raise you the little blighters jumping up out of the water and nutting straight on the beak. Luv 'em really tho'.
Whilst going swimming with my girls on holiday is one of life's true pleasures and nothing I'd swap for the world, repeated armband seam strikes across the nipples most certainly belong on this page.
I’ll see your armband strikes and raise you getting kicked in the bollocks when they launch themselves off for a swim
Plenty of this, plenty of being headbutted, plenty of finding undiscovered sunburn as they climb up your back for the 100th time today... Supping an Estrella on the balcony hoping the little wotsits are finally asleep
I hear you. My neighbours was encroaching my garden like a giant combover, and has claimed about 3ft of my washing line before I broke out the clippers
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Pundits talking about football and saying 'Offence' instead of ATTACK, is one example
I didn't know you have to dampen one surface with a fine mist of water before gluing the other surface - what a palarver. I'm going back to Locktite.
Whatever happened to yum yum or yummy
Is he wearing a baker boy cap n'all the loveable rogue?
She doesn’t earn a lot of money but she’s comfortable
WOWWWWW i've neva seen so many mattresses in one place, blimey!
'ow many springs in em? ONE THAAASAND AND FIFTY FOUR? GORD BLIMEY!
Then proceeds to bounce up and down on one, WAHAAAY....
COCK
Had a random thought about what they could do next whilst listening to Wallace's excitement during the manufacture of wax jackets.
What about, 'Inside the sex toy factory?'
'WAHAAY'
'SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT THAT WAS JUST MOLTON RUBBER 30 MINUTES AGO?'
'CAN I HAVE A GO ON THAT?'
'WHOO WHOO'
'CANT WAIT TO TRY THE FINISHED PRODUCT' ...Etc.
(I quite like the program tbf.)
You phone them, I’ll rewind my cctv........
He left without saying a word......
Even took my trainers and sockies off last night and my feet were squeaking on the floor ffs.
Either trying to get on it or dealing with the fact they put it down to one lane from Pepperhill to the Cobham junction last night!!
Absolute shambles!!