Royal Mail special d delaying the artex samples I sent off to the lab for asbestos testing which means I won't get the results until tomorrow at the earliest. Don't fret yourselves about me getting chest pains with worry .
Looking at wash basin with a pipe coming out of the wall looking for a button on the floor on the wall poking prodding and stroking it (the pipe) trying to get it to dispense some water. Just put a fecking tap handle on it.
Looking at wash basin with a pipe coming out of the wall looking for a button on the floor on the wall poking prodding and stroking it (the pipe) trying to get it to dispense some water. Just put a fecking tap handle on it.
Royal Mail special d delaying the artex samples I sent off to the lab for asbestos testing which means I won't get the results until tomorrow at the earliest. Don't fret yourselves about me getting chest pains with worry .
Always happens when you're desperate for something to come mate doesnt it. Funny how bills always seem to arrive on time.
1st class carriages on suburban trains. Everyone crammed up by the doors with their faces against the glass while seats sit empty in case a person of more wealth wants to get on
People buying icy drinks in coffee shops. They take an age to make and hold up the people buying coffee. If you really want one of these drinks get your mummy or daddy to take you to a newsagents and buy you a slush puppy.
People buying icy drinks in coffee shops. They take an age to make and hold up the people buying coffee. If you really want one of these drinks get your mummy or daddy to take you to a newsagents and buy you a slush puppy.
People buying hot drinks in public houses. They take an age to make and hold up the people buying beer. If you really want one of these drinks get your daughter or carer to take you to a shop and buy you a jar of Maxwell House.
A second vote on EU membership being titled "a people's vote". Meaningless spin to make it sound as though the last one wasn't a vote by the people, and by implication is somehow invalid. Whatever your view, this type of language in politics really pisses me off, and seems designed to give the hard of understanding a catchy slogan to latch onto and repeat ad nauseam.
A second vote on EU membership being titled "a people's vote". Meaningless spin to make it sound as though the last one wasn't a vote by the people, and by implication is somehow invalid. Whatever your view, this type of language in politics really pisses me off, and seems designed to give the hard of understanding a catchy slogan to latch onto and repeat ad nauseam.
Well that's that then. This thread was fun while it lasted.
A second vote on EU membership being titled "a people's vote". Meaningless spin to make it sound as though the last one wasn't a vote by the people, and by implication is somehow invalid. Whatever your view, this type of language in politics really pisses me off, and seems designed to give the hard of understanding a catchy slogan to latch onto and repeat ad nauseam.
"people's" anything gets on my tits. Which people? Rarely me, because I'm such a rampant misanthropist.
Royal Mail special d delaying the artex samples I sent off to the lab for asbestos testing which means I won't get the results until tomorrow at the earliest. Don't fret yourselves about me getting chest pains with worry .
Always happens when you're desperate for something to come mate doesnt it. Funny how bills always seem to arrive on time.
Working from home: oh I’ve had a wank need a sleep; oh I’ve woken up but work is a bit dull and have a hangover; better have a wank and then go back to sleep.
People buying icy drinks in coffee shops. They take an age to make and hold up the people buying coffee. If you really want one of these drinks get your mummy or daddy to take you to a newsagents and buy you a slush puppy.
Coffee shops - the biggest con of all time. The only shop where you should be able to buy liquid refreshment, unless you are 8 years old and want some lemonade, is a pub. Coffee tastes shit and is shit. It has become a fashion and lifestyle statement ("oooh, look at me with my £5 hochamochawankstain")
People buying icy drinks in coffee shops. They take an age to make and hold up the people buying coffee. If you really want one of these drinks get your mummy or daddy to take you to a newsagents and buy you a slush puppy.
Coffee shops - the biggest con of all time. The only shop where you should be able to buy liquid refreshment, unless you are 8 years old and want some lemonade, is a pub. Coffee tastes shit and is shit. It has become a fashion and lifestyle statement ("oooh, look at me with my £5 hochamochawankstain")
Lol, I take it you don’t like coffee. I on the other hand do so you go to the pub and I will go to the coffee shops.
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And no, that isn't a story from The Daily Mash
power to the people
up the revolution
I’ve got shit loads to do and just can’t get going.
Rinse and repeat depending on stamina.