That dulcolex advert with the lady saying "as an engineer I know how complex systems work" before recommending a particular laxative. I thought as an engineer they worked it out with a pencil?
My Missus......... Ive just being trying to amuse our 2 year old Granddaughter who is a bit bit of a misery today and Ive collapsed in a heap. My good lady says to her, "leave Grandad to rest and play with this, it will keep you quiet for half hour" and then gives her a feckin bell to ring.
Shops that take no notice of what I tell them about faulty products that I am returning. It's a good thing that I can get a no-quibble refund, but the dead fish stare of the bored 'customer service' staff tells me that nothing will be done to improve the quality of the product for future customers. In fact, half the time I get the impression that what I'm returning will be placed straight back on the shelves. Which is quite a coincidence really, because half the time when I get stuff home I have the feeling that someone else has already returned the same stuff. Good old British retailing, doing it's best to recycle old shit.
Adverts and trailers in cinemas. Fed up of turning up at the advertised start time for a film only to sit through 25 minutes of guff. Get on with the film!
Adverts and trailers in cinemas. Fed up of turning up at the advertised start time for a film only to sit through 25 minutes of guff. Get on with the film!
I set off for the cinema, 5 minutes away, at the advertised start time. By the time I've parked and got a drink the guff is almost done. Helps to book an aisle seat so nobody is disturbed when I saunter in.
My own flatulence. It's disgusting - I smell appalling, I sound like a BBC Sound Effects tape, and I keep having to nip away from my desk under the pretence of taking a personal call on my mobile, so that I can deflate myself at top volume in the stairwell.
I've not eaten anything unusual yet I've been stuck with this since Saturday. Weird and annoying!
My own flatulence. It's disgusting - I smell appalling, I sound like a BBC Sound Effects tape, and I keep having to nip away from my desk under the pretence of taking a personal call on my mobile, so that I can deflate myself at top volume in the stairwell.
I've not eaten anything unusual yet I've been stuck with this since Saturday. Weird and annoying!
It must be bad if you can’t enjoy the smell of your own farts.
Adverts and trailers in cinemas. Fed up of turning up at the advertised start time for a film only to sit through 25 minutes of guff. Get on with the film!
It’s annoying but it’s nothing new, so as long as you have an allocated seat, add 20 minutes onto the scheduled start time and turn up then.
My own flatulence. It's disgusting - I smell appalling, I sound like a BBC Sound Effects tape, and I keep having to nip away from my desk under the pretence of taking a personal call on my mobile, so that I can deflate myself at top volume in the stairwell.
I've not eaten anything unusual yet I've been stuck with this since Saturday. Weird and annoying!
The stairwell sounds like a poor choice. Does that not resonate and echo throughout all levels of the building? Or do you want to share with all?
My own flatulence. It's disgusting - I smell appalling, I sound like a BBC Sound Effects tape, and I keep having to nip away from my desk under the pretence of taking a personal call on my mobile, so that I can deflate myself at top volume in the stairwell.
I've not eaten anything unusual yet I've been stuck with this since Saturday. Weird and annoying!
The stairwell sounds like a poor choice. Does that not resonate and echo throughout all levels of the building? Or do you want to share with all?
Acoustically you're correct, it is a poor choice. But it's the airiest part of the building, so short of going outside it's the best option. I try and mask the noise but running on the stairs at the same time.
What the hell are these sports bra things that footballers are wearing at the moment?! Athletic Bilbao goalscorer has just whipped off his shirt to reveal what looks to me like ladies' sports lingerie.
What the hell are these sports bra things that footballers are wearing at the moment?! Athletic Bilbao goalscorer has just whipped off his shirt to reveal what looks to me like ladies' sports lingerie.
They are the heart rate monitors and trackers that tell the players who has been a lazy arse and who has covered every blade of grass and gone into what areas of the pitch. They do look utterly ridiculous though you are right
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It’s not clever or funny and the actor is a prick.
I've not eaten anything unusual yet I've been stuck with this since Saturday. Weird and annoying!
Ditto 'This is how I roll'