In Morrison's this morning, bread is stacked up similar to that above.
As I'm walking along the aisle, this woman proceeds to squeeze every bloody loaf she can to determine how soft each loaf might be before placing one in her trolley.
I could physically see all the other loaves breathing out, trying to recover their shape after Mrs Fingers had groped them to within an inch of their lives.
#protectourbread
What do you expect shopping at Morrison's? Wouldn't get thay sort of behaviour at Waitrose.
Nah, but the wall to wall coverage of yesterday's super blue blood moon just went on a bit. I eventually felt impelled to have a gander after seeing the fantastic images from around the world. As you can see, the moon over my place is just a moon, not orange, not blue, not bigger than St Paul's Cathedral, the statue of Liberty or Christ the Redeemer. Furthermore no flock of errant geese flew by or even a lousy jumbo jet.
After seeing it mentioned a few times I thought I'd login to Hamster Movies. Having studied it for about 3 hours I saw no sign of our furry friends ( well not the rodent variety anyway ).
Right now it's 'Divorced Dad' and his two screaming, out of control kids that are running laps around the coffee shop whilst he's making a loud phone call to his mate and doing that thing where you hold the phone about a foot away from you.
In the meantime his kids have had at least two near misses with customers carrying hot drinks and the youngest, about 4, has narrowly avoided trapping his fingers in the shop door as he was swinging off it and running in and out. He seems oblivious to all this.
It's a coffee shop mate not Charlie Chalks Fun Factory.
Right now it's 'Divorced Dad' and his two screaming, out of control kids that are running laps around the coffee shop whilst he's making a loud phone call to his mate and doing that thing where you hold the phone about a foot away from you.
In the meantime his kids have had at least two near misses with customers carrying hot drinks and the youngest, about 4, has narrowly avoided trapping his fingers in the shop door as he was swinging off it and running in and out. He seems oblivious to all this.
It's a coffee shop mate not Charlie Chalks Fun Factory.
Probably a tight git as there as soft play areas specifically designed for just this behaviour.
My wife......it's supposed to be M&D decorating not just fecking M
What does this mean?
It means his partner in decorating (wife) isn't helping with the decorating.
Bingo
It was easier to decode the Nazis enigma code, why not write it in plain English, either that or offer up a prize FFS!!!. This may make it on a list of "things that annoy you", if only we had one.
The flu. specially the flu my wife has. She's been bedridden for 5 days, so I've been looking after her and the kids. I say bedridden, she would rather lie on the sofa and moan and groan like a dying warthog.
Being late for work, bending down and hearing that telltale rip. No time to change, off to the office with my ass torn asunder. Had the presence of mind to grab some copydex on the way out. Means I'll have to spend 20 mins in the bog this morning and be in constant fear of getting my aris glued shut
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In the meantime his kids have had at least two near misses with customers carrying hot drinks and the youngest, about 4, has narrowly avoided trapping his fingers in the shop door as he was swinging off it and running in and out. He seems oblivious to all this.
It's a coffee shop mate not Charlie Chalks Fun Factory.
My sympathy dried up a couple of days ago.