Commuting in the morning with people stinking of BO. I can half understand it on the way home on a hot day, but no excuse for first thing in the morning.
Double strength orange Squash, doesn't ever taste the same regardless what squash to water ratio you use.
Doesn't help forgetting its double strength and necking a pint of the stuff!
No offence Dave, but I thought squash was a thing of the seventies. The only times I've had it in the last thirty years have been after giving blood. For me real juice is infinitely preferable if available/affordable, and if not plain water is superior. Interested to know, how many people drink squash regularly.
I do. Currently have 3 bottles on the cupboard - lemon, peach and apple & pear. I drink about a litre a day - i find it improves the flavour of water. I also have 2 cartons of juice - 1 orange & 1 tropical
Ooooh - get you with your "two juice fridge", Golfie...
20 oddyear olds giving it the bigun outside a boozer. Need to flip now to the pleasing you thread. Gave him two chances and he took the piss trying a third time. See you later yoot - the 45 year old' s still got it!
Just flipped - nowt there. You're all that Boom...
Seeing someone watching a kettle boiling away for 2 minutes until it switches itself off before pouring out the water. It's boiling ffs, it doesn't get any hotter!!
Seeing someone watching a kettle boiling away for 2 minutes until it switches itself off before pouring out the water. It's boiling ffs, it doesn't get any hotter!!
i sometimes do this. i just get lost in the steam.
possibly something to do with being a Charlton fan.
Just had a new Cigar Box Guitar handmade, lovely job, not cheap. Anyway they do all that work and package it up like 'kin morons!! It was all loose in the box, I do hope that they were 'avin a laugh. Luckily it plays and sounds bloody lovely. Tits.
League 1 Jammie Dodgers (gets promoted and relegated often) Hobnobs Digestives (Well known and generally liked side, just no ambition - Charlton) Foxes Crunch Creams (too sickly to be higher placed) Nice Malted Milk
League 2 Rich Tea Biscuits Snack biscuits Maryland Cookies
Non-League (Do not qualify as a biscuit) Tunnocks Caramel Bar Tunnocks Tea Cakes Oreo anything… Just F*** off.
Roadworks, temporary traffic lights and road closures in Bexley Borough at the moment.
What do they do, sit there scratching their collective arses for five years and then all of a sudden decide let's do everywhere at the same time and bring the borough to a standstill.
There could be a queue the length of the Great Wall of China but the other attendant will still continue replenishing the cigarettes, then disappearing to the little room at the back before walking into the shop itself with a box of Twirls to put out.
There could be a queue the length of the Great Wall of China but the other attendant will still continue replenishing the cigarettes, then disappearing to the little room at the back before walking into the shop itself with a box of Twirls to put out.
Yeah I gave some assistant in morrisons petrol station in Erith a tirade about this recently. I was 8th in a single queue and she was adding to an already fully stocked kiosk of sweets. Ludicrous.
There could be a queue the length of the Great Wall of China but the other attendant will still continue replenishing the cigarettes, then disappearing to the little room at the back before walking into the shop itself with a box of Twirls to put out.
Yeah I gave some assistant in morrisons petrol station in Erith a tirade about this recently. I was 8th in a single queue and she was adding to an already fully stocked kiosk of sweets. Ludicrous.
Currys PC World. It is to retail appliances what roly is to football club stewardship and latrine is to honesty. Massive bunch of crooks peddling piss poor shit boxed up as goods, then having the brass neck to say "tough luck sucker we've got your money and you can do one" when I take the shit back cos it doesn't work or isn't the size they said it should be. Do yourselves a favour people, shop elsewhere, anywhere else, we'll all live longer. The sooner this scumbucket goes bust the better for all concerned.
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possibly something to do with being a Charlton fan.
If it's impossible, why attempt it in the first place?
Luckily it plays and sounds bloody lovely.
Tits.
What do they do, sit there scratching their collective arses for five years and then all of a sudden decide let's do everywhere at the same time and bring the borough to a standstill.
There could be a queue the length of the Great Wall of China but the other attendant will still continue replenishing the cigarettes, then disappearing to the little room at the back before walking into the shop itself with a box of Twirls to put out.
Jobsworths and fuckwits come to mind.
Massive bunch of crooks peddling piss poor shit boxed up as goods, then having the brass neck to say "tough luck sucker we've got your money and you can do one" when I take the shit back cos it doesn't work or isn't the size they said it should be.
Do yourselves a favour people, shop elsewhere, anywhere else, we'll all live longer.
The sooner this scumbucket goes bust the better for all concerned.
Itching to get the raised digit in use. Not spotted them yet, but will keep looking.
Great effort on the magnums though, i'm not really an ice cream person.
she goes by train and he doesn't know where England is