Half term week. Parents who are non commuters during a "normal week". as soon as half term comes they come out in force and travel during rush hour with double buggys....they don't bother folding them up and leave them in train doorways so nobody else can get on the train.
Bus stop sign says 'Help our drivers by having correct change'. Am 2 quid over but surely bus driver has two quid? Simple change. Bus pulls up, am told they do not carry any change whatsoever. Maybe sign should say 'Correct change necessary as buses do not carry change', since sign currently implies they do carry change.
Really enjoying Fiiish's roiling fury about paying for public transport in the contactlessless backwaters of wherever it is he lurks
I am currently in Scotland. I imagine the only thing contactless up here is the rugby judging by the standard of tackling in the 6 Nations game last weekend.
When you are in slow moving traffic & let someone in from a side road & then have to sit behind them for about 20 mins. looking at a f*****g Millwall car sticker.
The generic 'Footy Bible' posts you'll see on Social Media about 100 times today.
'Sorry Love, no Valentines Day today, Champions League's back'
#LADS
Yep...and you know they will all be sobbing themselves to sleep with a pot noodle and a wank whilst the rest of us are recreating the last days of Rome before watching the highlights.
Is there any kind of dehydrated savoury snack sommelier on here to suggest what type of Pot Noodle would be best matched with a wank?
My God that Canadian cop on bbc breakfast this morning was so boring portraying his part in capturing the Boston bombers. Why use 500 words when 50 will suffice .
The fat cow sat next to me on the train to Manchester taking up half my seat as well as hers. Part of me felt sorry for her being so big but she's spent the whole journey so far stuffing her fat face. I suppose I should be grateful as her friend sitting opposite is even bigger. Obviously, there's no other free seats for me to move to.
The fat cow sat next to me on the train to Manchester taking up half my seat as well as hers. Part of me felt sorry for her being so big but she's spent the whole journey so far stuffing her fat face. I suppose I should be grateful as her friend sitting opposite is even bigger. Obviously, there's no other free seats for me to move to.
The fat cow sat next to me on the train to Manchester taking up half my seat as well as hers. Part of me felt sorry for her being so big but she's spent the whole journey so far stuffing her fat face. I suppose I should be grateful as her friend sitting opposite is even bigger. Obviously, there's no other free seats for me to move to.
You could always do a Corbyn mate......
Have The Pink Fairies, Live at The Rounhouse, full volume on my ipod which appears to be pissing her off a bit.
The fat cow sat next to me on the train to Manchester taking up half my seat as well as hers. Part of me felt sorry for her being so big but she's spent the whole journey so far stuffing her fat face. I suppose I should be grateful as her friend sitting opposite is even bigger. Obviously, there's no other free seats for me to move to.
The fat cow sat next to me on the train to Manchester taking up half my seat as well as hers. Part of me felt sorry for her being so big but she's spent the whole journey so far stuffing her fat face. I suppose I should be grateful as her friend sitting opposite is even bigger. Obviously, there's no other free seats for me to move to.
Oldham game was yesterday mate?
I was thinking of coming up last night to catch the game and stay overnight. Bloody glad I didn't.
The fat cow sat next to me on the train to Manchester taking up half my seat as well as hers. Part of me felt sorry for her being so big but she's spent the whole journey so far stuffing her fat face. I suppose I should be grateful as her friend sitting opposite is even bigger. Obviously, there's no other free seats for me to move to.
FFS, she's just got up to use the toilet and was covered in crumbs, half of which fell on my chair. She must've had half a bloody loafs worth down her top.
FFS, she's just got up to use the toilet and was covered in crumbs, half of which fell on my chair. She must've had half a bloody loafs worth down her top.
She's had a wash and brush up and ready for lunch now.
Ha, just seen Seb at Manchester station waiting for a train back to London. He doesn't look very happy!
That's the only bonus of going by coach/driving. You get home at some ungodly hour but at least you wake up home the next morning. I think I'd be crying if I woke up in Oldham this morning after last night.
You need to get it out your system asap, like a 24 hour sick bug
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Joke fight.
Mayweather will embarrass him.
Expect him to retire straight afterwards.
I was thinking of coming up last night to catch the game and stay overnight. Bloody glad I didn't.
It's a skill it seems now for senior management to speak 500 words but not say anything. And I'm pretty sure it's encouraged
Miere is a student of this if anyone needed a case in point
You need to get it out your system asap, like a 24 hour sick bug